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Pulling a Cub

Pulling a Cub- v.; adj., pul ling a c u b- 1. To say something stupid or act in a foolish way, much like the Chicago Cub’s fanbase. (Example: believing that “Oh yeah? Well the cubs home games have the best attendance record” is something... 

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Latest Cub Suckness

1st Basement for the Yankees… Err… Cubs

1st Basement for the Yankees… Err… Cubs

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Goat Head Found – Need Another One?

Goat Head Found – Need Another One?

A severed goat’s head was found in Wrigley Field. If they get another 1 the Cubs will have a double-header. ... 

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Chicago Cubs Pallbearers When I Die

Chicago Cubs Pallbearers When I Die

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Can Wrigley Field – Rick Reilly is Right

Can Wrigley Field – Rick Reilly is Right

Read this article today about the state of Wrigley Field and how it is killing the Cubs… Can’t... 

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Cubs Add More Seating to Wrigley Field

Cubs Add More Seating to Wrigley Field

Good morning Cub haters.  Chicago Side Sports is reporting that the Chicago Cubs are adding 5000 more... 

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Cubs Win World Series vs. Win Powerball Lottery

Cubs Win World Series vs. Win Powerball Lottery

Which one would happen first?  Cubs win the World Series or I win the powerball?  I like my lotto chances! ... 

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Theo Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

Theo Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

Boy have we got a treat for you today.  Theo Epstein featured in “Gangnam Style”.  Yep... 

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Cubs Suck Song to Tune of “Margaritaville”

Cubs Suck Song to Tune of “Margaritaville”

We always love it when Cubs haters send us content.  Whether it comes in via Facebook, Twitter or email... 

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Cubs Win World Series vs. Win Powerball Lottery

Which one would happen first?  Cubs win the World Series or I win the powerball?... 

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Uniform Worn at Last Cubs World Series

Check out the uniform worn by players in the last Chicago Cubs World Series…... 

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Cubs Tell Pujols He Doesn’t Have to Work in the Fall

This is one of my all-time favorite Cubs Suck cartoon images. Thanks to whoever sent... 

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Cubs Suck Cartoon – Home and Away

Check out the awesome Cubs Suck cartoon done by Steve Sicula: ... 

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2011 Cubs Season Timeline

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Latest Jokes

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Pulling a Cub

Pulling a Cub- v.; adj., pul ling a c u b- 1. To say something stupid or act in a... 

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What do the Chicago Cubs and the Minnesota Twins have in Common?

What do the Chicago Cubs and the Minnesota Twins have in common? Neither team has... 

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Cubs Going All the Way — To the Bottom

Short but sweet and effective one liner joke you can use on Cub fans… On the... 

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Cubs Joke: Guy and Virgin Girl Get Married

The following Cubs Suck joke was sent to us via Facebook. A guy gets married and... 

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