Whitey Herzog
“If I managed the Cubs, I’d be an alcoholic.”
Whitey Herzog
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State rep. John F. Dunn
“Noise pollution can’t be that much of a problem. There’s nothing to cheer about.”
State rep. John F. Dunn, arguing for the installation of lights at Wrigley Field
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Cactus
What is the difference between a cactus and Wrigley field?
- On a cactus all the pricks are on the outside.
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Cubs Soup
Did you hear about the new Cubs soup?
- Two sips and then you choke.
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Einstein
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “241.” “That’s wonderful!” says Einstein. “We can talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have so much to discuss!!” Next, Einstein introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the woman answers, “144.” “That’s great!” responds Einstein. “We can discuss politics and current affairs.”
Finally, Einstein goes to yet another person and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “51.” Einstein immediately responds. “How about those Cubbies?”
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