Well, 2005 looks to be another WILD RIDE for Dusty Baker and Cub fans. Already getting the same old story, Wood’s hurt… Prior’s hurt… At least Sammy isn’t around to cork anything.

Well, at least we get to enjoy another fabulous season where the Cubs continue to suck.

What is the difference between Wrigley Field and a porcupine?

• A porcupine has 35,000 pricks on the outside.