Cubs Fans Anonymous
CUB FANS ANONYMOUS
THE 12 STEPS
- We admit that our team is powerless over baseball, and our team has become unmanageable.
- Came to believe that a team greater than the Cubs could restore us to sanity.
- Made a decision to turn our cheers and our loyalty to that team.
- Made a searching and fearless inventory of our memorabilia.
- Admitted to ourselves and another human being that the CUBS SUCK!
- Said we were ready to have this defect of character removed.
- Humbly removed our pennants and bumper stickers.
- Made a list of all baseball fans we had offended by being a Cub Fan and agreed to tell them that the CUBS INDEED SUCK!
- Told those fans directly, except when to do so would cause them to heap such abuse and ridicule upon us as to cause assault of homicide.
- Continue to watch baseball and when we see the Cubs play, promptly admit they SUCK!
- Seek through radio and television to improve our knowledge of our new team.
- Having opened our eyes, we will carry forth the message that “THE CUBS SUCK!” in all our affairs.






