Cubs and OJ

What do OJ Simpson and the cubs have in common?

  • They both beat there wifes
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Cub Fan

What’s the hardest part about being a Cub fan?

  • Telling your parents you’re gay!
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Timmy & Judge

Timmy got beat up by his dad so they went to court. The judge asked Timmy if he wanted to live with his Uncle Chris. NO!! Timmy said my uncle beats me. What about your aunt Susie said the judge.NO!!! she beats me to. We’ll then how about your uncle Sal.NO!!! he beats me also said Timmy. So now the judge feels bad and says Who Do You Wanna Live With,Timmy?

I wanna live with the Chicago Cubs, they dont beat anybody!!

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