Over a Century of Bad Chicago Cubs Baseball

Cubs and OJ

Cubs Suck Jokes — By webmaster on Monday, July 18, 2005

What do OJ Simpson and the cubs have in common?

  • They both beat there wifes


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Cub Fan

Cubs Suck Jokes — By webmaster on Tuesday, July 5, 2005

What’s the hardest part about being a Cub fan?

  • Telling your parents you’re gay!


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Timmy & Judge

Cubs Suck Jokes — By webmaster on Saturday, July 2, 2005

Timmy got beat up by his dad so they went to court. The judge asked Timmy if he wanted to live with his Uncle Chris. NO!! Timmy said my uncle beats me. What about your aunt Susie said the judge.NO!!! she beats me to. We’ll then how about your uncle Sal.NO!!! he beats me also said Timmy. So now the judge feels bad and says Who Do You Wanna Live With,Timmy?

I wanna live with the Chicago Cubs, they dont beat anybody!!



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