What is the happiest place on Earth?

• The visitor’s dugout at Wrigley

Have you ever read the world’s shortest book?

• The Chicago Cubs: A Century of Success

Did you know that Ryne Sandberg Cubs jerseys come with Scotchguard?

• He never got his uniform dirty either.

Did you see that the Cubs are selling replica uniforms from the last time they won the World Series?

• It’s a toga!

What do Paula Abdul and the Chicago Cubs have in common?

• They’re both screwed a third through the season