Over a Century of Bad Chicago Cubs Baseball

Cubs should move to Philippines

Cubs Suck Jokes — By webmaster on Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Cubs should move to the Philippines and change their name to the Manila Folders!



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Cub haters, send us your pic!

Cubs Suck Club — By webmaster on Saturday, February 23, 2008

Calling all Cub haters… As a special thank you for 100 years of Cubs sucking bliss - we’d like to put together a special gallery of all you special Cub haters wearing your “Cubs Suck” gear. Anything you can think of. Show off yourself in a cubs suck shirt! Do something funny at a game? Have a funny sign? Take the pictures and send them into Cubs Suck Club today! We will start the gallery and post them on here as we get them. How many of you are there out there?

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Aramis won’t talk much about cockfighting

Cubs Suck News — By webmaster on Thursday, February 21, 2008

We won’t even say much about this as it’s too easy of a target. But did you all know that Aramis is into cockfighting? He won’t comment too much on the issue:

“I’m not going to talk about that. That’s personal, that’s a different culture down there. I’m from [the] Dominican, so let’s talk about baseball,” he said.

Yeah it must be Aramis. You better focus a little more on baseball and a little less on that cockfighting.



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Alyssa Milano should have better taste

Cubs Suck News — By webmaster on Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Such a crime for this good lookin actress (Alyssa Milano) to subject herself to this hat.



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Ryan Dempster on the good stuff!

Cubs Suck News — By webmaster on Thursday, February 14, 2008

Well, Ryan Dempster started the 2008 season off with a bang. Check this out Cub Haters:

“I think we’re going to win the World Series, I really do,” Dempster said on the first day pitcher and catchers reported to Fitch Park. “I wouldn’t come here and worked as hard as I did, and everyone worked as hard as they did, to not believe that. I think it’s funny when people make predictions or they say things and people are like, ‘Oh, how can you say that?’

“You believe it. You really do. Enough of all the b.s., and the curse this, the curse that, the goat, the black cat, or the 100 years (without a championship). … Whatever it is, we’re a better team than we were last year, I truly believe. And last year we made it to the playoffs, and it was a battle to make it, from where we came from, to have a rough April and be 10 (games) down and kind of grind our way to first place. I just feel like our chances are better.”

Seriously, don’t you remember Carlos Dumbrano last year making these same stupid remarks? Just play baseball and quit talking. It’s been 100 freakin years. Just because you spend a lot of money doesn’t mean your franchise is going to win the world series. It’s gonna be a fun year. We’ll leave you with this great image from Cardinals Diaspora (be sure to check them out Cardinal fans).



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