So all the Cub fans and bloggers have been enraged over the last couple weeks regarding Sam Zell and his plans to “sell” the naming rights to Wrigley Field.  I have one thing to say to you all.  GET OVER IT!  For real, it’s a freakin stadium.  Who cares what the heck it’s called.  I’m hoping for “Verizon Wireless Field”!  Start worrying about your team and how you can win a World Series and quit worrying about what “the dump” will be named.

Sam, do your thing and make some bank!  Sell, Sell, Sell!!!  The sheep will continue to roll into “Motorola Stadium” as long as you serve ice cold beverages and have hot chicks in the bleachers.

End of rant! 

p.s. - Deadspin put up a nice piece on this a week or so ago.

So we’ve already witnessed a number of Spring Training injuries on the Cubs roster.  The two best are:

• Alfonso Soriano breaks his finger and is out a while.  This could hurt.  Alfonso has never been real “tough” and he doesn’t like to play through pain.  Could be a long year Cub fans.
• Jose Ascanio got jacked up in the face during a robbery attempt.
• Mark Derosa having heart issues.  We wish Mark all the best.  Even we wouldn’t joke about a serious matter like this.
• And the best of all - Felix Pie has been out for a few games due to a twisted testicle.  How in the world do you get a twisted testicle?  And how bad would that hurt? I never want to find out.

Here are the new lyrics to the Cubs song:

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

They have the lack of power and speed
to be the worst in the National League
The Cubs are gonna lose today
They will never go all the way

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

The Cubs fans know their fate is sealed
Still you’ll find them at Wrigley Field
They’re tuning in to WGN
To watch the Scrubbies lose again

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Anyone want to put these to a video? Or sing them and send us a clip?