Over a Century of Bad Chicago Cubs Baseball

Cubs World Series Tickets printed?

Jinx, World Series — By webmaster on Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Already?  A bit premature huh.  You are the Cubs.  Everything you do is cursed.  Don’t do this.  Quit dreaming and realize that you are NOT going to the World Series.  I know, I know, you are big favorites and everyone in the world things you are.  Anything short of the World Series is suckiness for this team - but it’s just not gonna happen.  Cubbies are already lookin past the ‘lowly’ Dodgers onto round 2.  Watch out.  Manny can bite ya!



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Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx hits the Cubs again

100 Years of Suckiness, Sports Illustrated — By webmaster on Monday, September 29, 2008

Ouch. Why does Sports Illustrated continue to do this to the Cubs. Over at homerderby.com they have a wonderful piece on the different Cubs SI covers and what has happened directly after that.  It’s scary actually.  So it can’t be good for you Cubs fans to see Aramis on the front page and the quote “Welcome to The Party”.  Haha… It’s gonna be a short party!



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Pulling a Cub

100 Years of Suckiness, Cubs Suck Facts — By webmaster on Thursday, September 25, 2008

Pulling a Cub- v.; adj., pul ling a c u b-

1. To say something stupid or act in a foolish way, much like the Chicago Cub’s fanbase.
2. To keep believing even when your favorite sporting team sucks.
3. To lose an easy game or choke with a big lead.
4. To win an easy division and brag about when your counterparts are winning a much more difficult division.

Thanks to a gracious Cub hater for sending this one in.



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Zambrano in his finest

Carlos Zambrano — By webmaster on Saturday, September 20, 2008

Are you serious Cub fans?  Having a little fun at Zambrano’s expense is always a good thing.  But what the Hell is this coming from Cubs Fun????



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Zambrano is an economy killer

Cubs SuckoSphere — By webmaster on Friday, September 19, 2008

Thanks Carlos Zambdumbo… We will blame the next 10 years on you.  Take a look at what happened to the economy following Burt Hooton last pitched a nono for the Cubs.

If the Cubs win the world series I don’t even want to imagine what’s going to happen.



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