Who cares that the Cubs finally won a legit game yesterday.  That doesn’t matter.  I’m sure you all saw the Carlos Zambdumbo tirade after the umpire called a guy safe at home.  Zambrano freaked out, getting into the umpires face and arguing.  It didn’t take long for Big Z to get tossed but then the fun began.  This moron goes on to throw gloves, whip balls towards the outfield wall, imitate throwing out the umpire right back in his face, and best of all…. He smashed the crap out of the poor gatorade machine in the Cubs dugout.  Seriously, this man has some built up agression.  We are sorry your Cubs suck BigZ… But don’t take it out on the poor gatorade machine.  Check out some of these classic pictures of the tirade.

Lol… This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while from the Chubs.  This pictures explains it all.  Zambrano and Sweet Lou just looking like the world is going to end.

Cub fans… It’s all starting to meltdown.  Zambrano will surely get hit with a suspension for this childish behavior.  Just another day in the life of being a Cub.

The losing streak is now up to a horrid EIGHT games for your lovable losers.  Ouch!  The Chubbies are now 5 games out of first and quickly moving into the cellar in the NL Central.  This has to end soon – doesn’t it?  The Pirates coming into Chicago and winning is the ultimate insult.  We are starting to feel bad for the cubs.  Just a few notes on some of the funny happenings from this years train wreck that IS Chicago Cubs baseball:

• The team decideds they will get rid of the stable Mark Derosa (oops).
• They take on Milton Bradley -how is that going for you?
• Milton Bradley claims his hitting woes are the “umpires” fault.
• BigZ goes down with an injury.
• Errormiss gets hurt, over and over, and is now on the DL.
• Soto remembers he is a worthless catcher and shows that year 1 was a fluke.
• DLee proves he was on steroids 3-5 years back.
• Big Zambdumbo comes back only to find Rich Harden heading to the DL for some odd reason.  Anyone figure out why yet?

And the saga continues.  This 2009 season could prove to be one of the biggest flops in Cubs history.  On paper they were supposed to be the #1 team in all the NL.  Several experts predicted they would win the World Series this year.  To see them struggling to stay out of last place is just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Someone send me some new pictures please… We need some new funny ones to add!  webmaster@cubssuckclub.com

It’s not a good day Cub fans.  How’s it feel to get swept in St. Louis?  Ouch!  This picture says it all…

You think anyone is singing in Chicago tonight?  Hey Chicago what do you say?  They Cubs are gonna LOSE today!

Woooohoooo!  The Cubs managed to score a run yesterday, making it a total of ONE run, over the last two games at St. Louis.  I’m pretty sure this is the scene around Busch Stadium this week.

So the Cardinals are dominating the Cubs.  No surprise.  But can they get the sweep tonight?  Look for MVPujols to do some damage tonight and make the Cubbies suffer through a sweep.

Our lovable losers travel to Milwaukee for a 3 game set starting today.  Brewer fans and players – take care of business.  The Cubs have rookie “Randy Wells” on the mound today so it’s time for a pounding.  Wait, do Brewers fans hate the Cubs?  If so – let us know!  I hope to report back tomorrow with a big L flag.