Let’s Talk Cubbie Roids

So yesterday this “unconfirmed” list of the 103 steroid users on the 2003 list was leaked via rotoinfo. It’s creating quite a bit of buzz and nobody has any idea if it’s true or has any validity.  The names don’t look to far off from what we’d all expect to see.  So let’s assume for a minute this list is accurate… Take a look at some of your Cubbie roiders from the list in bold:

1.Nomar Garciaparra
2.Manny Ramirez
3.Johnny Damon
4.Trot Nixon
5.David Ortiz
6.Shea Hillenbrand
7.Derek Lowe
8.Pedro Martinez
9.Brian Roberts
10.Jay Gibbons
11.Melvin Mora
12.Jerry Hairston
13.Jason Giambi
14.Alfonso Soriano
15.Raul Mondesi
16. Aaron Boone
17.Andy Pettitte
18.Jose Contreras
19.Roger Clemens
20.Carlos Delgado
21.Vernon Wells
22.Frank Catalanotto
23.Kenny Rogers
24.Magglio Ordonez
25.Sandy Alomar
26.Bartolo Colon
27.Brent Abernathy
28.Jose Lima
29.Milton Bradley
30.Casey Blake
31.Danys Baez
32.Craig Monroe
33.Dmitri Young
34.Alex Sanchez
35.Eric Chavez
36.Miguel Tejada
37.Eric Byrnes
38.Jose Guillen
39.Keith Foulke
40.Ricardo Rincon
41.Bret Boone
42.Mike Cameron
43.Randy Winn
44.Ryan Franklin
45.Freddy Garcia
46.Rafael Soriano
47.Scott Spiezio
48.Troy Glaus
49.Francisco Rodriguez
50.Ben Weber
51.Alex Rodriguez
52.Juan Gonzalez
53.Rafael Palmeiro
54.Carl Everett
55.Javy Lopez
56.Gary Sheffield
57.Mike Hampton
58.Ivan Rodriguez
59.Derrek Lee
60.Bobby Abreu
61.Terry Adams
62.Fernando Tatis
63.Livan Hernandez
64.Hector Almonte
65.Tony Armas
66.Dan Smith
67.Roberto Alomar
68.Cliff Floyd
69.Roger Cedeno
70.Jeromy Burnitz
71.Moises Alou
72.Sammy Sosa
73.Corey Patterson
74.Carlos Zambrano
75.Mark Prior
76.Kerry Wood
77.Matt Clement
78.Antonio Alfonseca
79.Juan Cruz
80.Aramis Ramirez

81.Craig Wilson
82.Kris Benson
83.Richie Sexson
84.Geoff Jenkins
85.Valerio de los Santos
86.Benito Santiago
87.Rich Aurilia
88.Barry Bonds
89.Andres Galarraga
90.Jason Schmidt
91.Felix Rodriguez
92.Jason Christiansen
93.Matt Herges
94.Paul Lo Duca
95.Shawn Green
96.Oliver Perez
97.Adrian Beltre
98.Eric Gagne
99.Guillermo Mota
100.Luis Gonzalez
101.Todd Helton
102.Ryan Klesko
103.Gary Matthews

Holy geez batman!  So was the entire Cubs core roiding in the early 2000′s ???  D. Lee, Errormis, Wood and Crior… Big Zambdumbo?  Again, I don’t know if this is a real list or not so don’t shoot the messenger – but couldn’t you picture every one of these guys on it?

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Kevin “Gas Can” Gregg loses another

OUCH!  This one hurts doesn’t it Cub faithful?  A 9th inning loss to the Tigers after making a nice little run to take the lead in the 8th.  Everyones favorite whipping boy, Kevin Gregg, did the honors once again and blew the save.  This guy is horrible.  Check out this picture Cub haters… This is what the Cub fans think about their closer!  Continue throwing this gas can into the game in the late innings – everything will be ok – just ask Kerry Wood or Joe Borowski!  CUBS LOSE!

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1-2-3 outs in an inning Milton

Milton Bradley never claimed to be smart.  A few days back Milton Bradley did a super bonehead, Cubbish, move by throwing the ball into the stands on the 2nd out of the inning.  Not only did he toss the ball into the stands, but he did a little “pose” after he made the catch.  What a cocky little turd.  Milton – YOU SUCK.  You are not good so quit showboating.   Funny stuff.  Probably the most comical thing was his response after the game.  Telling the fans that “things like this happen” and they should “sue him”.  Hey Milton… Things like this DONT HAPPEN to anyone but you.  It’s not a common occurance.  Learn to count!  Check it out and laugh.

Ronnie WOO WOO

Though this might be appropriate right before the Cubs/Sox series!  These are the pictures that were sent to us of that crackhead Ronnie WOO WOO!   He was not particularly welcome at Comiskey that night. WOO WOO was taking a lot of shit from all of the Sox fans even though he was wearing a sox jersey.  The picture of the hat if you can see said something about “2008 Cubs…Team of Destiny!”

We all know by now how that turned out.

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Go SOX!!!!