So did you Cub haters see that crap last night?  What a classless little jerk Soriano has become.  He hits a grandslam in the 3th inning or whatever, and instead of being classy and simply running around the bases, he does some stupid point.  Puts his hand over his face and does some terrible Michael Jackson impression.  Completely shows up the Astros pitcher and entire Astros team for that matter.  If I were Roy Oswalt I would plunk that dude so hard on his first at bat.  Give him some chin music and make him think.  What’s even worse is this dude has been terrible.  Soriano has never lived up to the expectations he had when the Cubs signed him for bagillions of dollars.

So did anyone see that?  I need some youtube of it if anyone can find it.  We’ll post it!  So anyone think we could see some fireworks tonight in Chicago?  I could see Soriano getting plunked and I hope he does!  Step up Oswalt!

We can admit when we make mistakes.  Lately we have been slacking on the Cub hating around here and the “hatorade” has been very very low.  Well, we’ll take the blame for the Cubs recent winning ways.  But it’s time for that to STOP!  The Cubs suck!  We all know it.  They moved into first place for a day and all I hear is Cub fans making remarks like:

• Cardinal fans are on suicide watch.
• We are the best team in baseball…
• LOCK to win the NL Central now.
• We have played horrible baseball, everyone hurt, and we are STILL in 1st.

You know what… Screw all that.  Even if the Cubs do still win the NL Central (which they won’t), they can just lose 4 straight in the playoffs again and make it 0-12 in the last 3 playoff appearances.  I’m not sure which is worse.  Just start losing, don’t make the playoffs, and save yourselves the embarrassment.  As for you Cub fans who are taunting about your lovable losers.  Enjoy your time in 1st cause it could be short lived.  Let’s go Astros!

It’s like one Cubby after another going on the DL.  Next up is Giovanni Soto, the under-performing catcher.  This guy must still be dreaming of weed or something because he is just horrible this year.  And you know what they do when you are horrible, they find a spot on the “DL” for you.  Soto is not hurt – he just sucks.  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Once again the Cardinals and Cubs are set to square off at Wrigley Field.  You think the Cubs have the bad taste of a Redbird sweep out of their mouth yet?  That’s exactly what happened the last series these two played – so let’s expect much of the same.

Friday – Carpenter @ Harden: Cardinals win here.  Carpenter is dominating and the Cubs just plain can’t hit.  Harden has been less than stellar this year so expect a Redbird victory.

Saturday – Thompson @ Lilly: The LONE Cubbie All-Star is facing off against the worst Cardinal started.  You SHOULD win a game here Cub fans… Enjoy it.

Sunday Game 1 – Wainwright @ Wells: AW has been lights out lately.  Sure Wells has been getting a few wins but I expect the offense to go and hide against Wainwright.  Cardinals win.

Sunday Game 2 – Lohse @ Zambrano: Should be a fun one and this is where the real fun begins for us Cub haters.  We love seeing Zambrano implode and I expect the Cardinals offense to hit him hard.  Pujols will be gearing up for the HR Derby on Monday and take Zambrano yard, not once, but twice.  I could even see a 6-6 game going into the 9th only to see the Cubbie bullpen suck it up.

There you have it.  Want to hear your thoughts on this series.  By the way, anyone going to the all-star weekend?