Garza is a Cub

Matt Garza is a Chicago Cub.  Does this make them World Series favorites?  NOPE.  Does this make the NL Central favorites?  NOPE.  Does this even make the Cubs better?  BARELY.  Matt Garza is a career 42-44 pitcher with close to a 4.00 ERA.  Get it through your skulls Cub fans – HE IS NOT THAT GOOD.  He is a mediocre number 3 pitcher who will pitch right around .500 baseball for ya.  Great for you.

And I’m already sick of hearing the argument about Garza pitching in the AL East and the NL Central is way easier.  BS.  BS. BS.  I’m not saying this is the worst move the Cubs have ever made but it’s far from the best.  It’s just a move.  Someone please enlighten me on whats so great about Matt Garza going to the Cubs.

Speaking of Garza to the Cubs.  We need a new Matt Garza nickname “Cubs Suck Style”.  Matt Garbaga… Ok that was weak.  Need your help haters!