You guys all saw this from last month didn’t you? Somebody “defaced” and vandalized the Harry Caray statue. While we don’t promote this type of behavior here at Cubs Suck Club – we do think it’s freakin funny. Check out the vandalized Harry Caray statue below. Way to go Sox fans (errrrr) grow up Sox fans. HAHA. Cubs Suck.

I’m sick and tired of hearing from Cub fans the following line…

“Albert Pujols sure will look good in a Cub uniform.”

Quit dreaming Cubbie fans. Albert wants to be a St. Louis Cardinal and they want him. The Cardinals will make this deal happen.

“Yeah, but our new owner says he’s willing to throw $30+ million a year at Albert.”

BS. I call BS on Ricketts. He is playing the game. Putting the pressure on the Cardinals and throwing out all sorts of outrageous numbers that he knows darn well the Cubs won’t meet. The funniest thing is, if he doesn’t sign with the Cardinals I kinda hope he DOES sign with the Cubs.

Because we ALL know what will happen if Pujols signs with the Cubs. He will break his arm. Or Pujols will somehow all of a sudden bat .265 for the season. Something bad will happen to Pujols if he joins the Cubs. Guarantee it. Why in God’s great world would Albert Pujols want to subject himself to “the curse”? Tell me that?

So in the meantime, keep dreaming Cub fans, Albert Pujols will not be coming to Chicago in a HOME uniform.

Come on mannnnnn.  So how would you like to be Mike Quade (or whatever his name is) about right now.  Not only is he the new manager of the suckiest team in baseball – the Chicago Cubs.  But he has to deal with all the immature, childish, antics that the Cubs pull each and every year.

This year – the Cubs players didn’t waste any time.  Today, in Spring Training game number 4 they got into a little brawl within their own Clubhouse.  Doesn’t this happen each and every year.  So today, Carlos Silva, the starting pitcher for the Cubs – had a sucky first inning.  He couldn’t get guys out and everyone was making errors on top of that.  He gave up 6 runs in the inning.  After the inning, words must have been said, because him and Aramis Ramirez got into a little scuffle in the dugout.  What a joke?  This is spring training and these characters can’t even get along yet.

So are things smoothed over now between Errormiss and Silva?  Who freakin knows.  The only thing for sure about the 2011 Cubs is that they truly indeed do – suck.

It’s going to be a fun year – I can tell already!