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What do the Chicago Cubs and the Minnesota Twins have in Common?

webmaster — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:53:57 +0000

What do the Chicago Cubs and the Minnesota Twins have in common?

Neither team has won a World Series in their new stadium.

Cubs Going All the Way — To the Bottom

webmaster — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:46:28 +0000

Short but sweet and effective one liner joke you can use on Cub fans…

On the north side Cubs fans are saying—we”re going all the way!!! And the rest of the National League Central agrees — going all the way to the bottom, that is!!!

Cubs Joke: Guy and Virgin Girl Get Married

webmaster — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:49:46 +0000

The following Cubs Suck joke was sent to us via Facebook.

A guy gets married and is waiting for his wife on his honeymoon. She walks out of the bathroom in a flimsy little lingerie and says, “Now be gentle, I’m a virgin.” The guy says, “I’m your fourth husband….how can you be a virgin?” The woman says, “Well, my first husband turned out to be gay and he wouldn’t do it. My second husband was an acoholic and he couldn’t do it. And my third husband was a Cub fan. He kept saying, ‘Wait till next year…wait till next year!’

Cubs Suck Cartoon – Home and Away

webmaster — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 20:17:03 +0000

Check out the awesome Cubs Suck cartoon done by Steve Sicula:

Even Jesus Hates the Cubs

webmaster — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 18:11:00 +0000

We got plenty of proof that even Jesus hates the Cubs… First of all – a nice joke.

What did Jesus say to the Cubs before he left?

Don’t do anything until I get back!

Now for a couple images that are awesome proof that Jesus truly does hate the Chicago Cubs.

Sale of Beer BANNED at Wrigley Field

webmaster — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 19:33:59 +0000

Did you hear that Major League Baseball has banned the sale of beer at Wrigley Field this year?

Yeah it’s because the Cubs lost their opener!

This joke and others can be found in our jokes page or on our Facebook Fan Page. If you have a good one – put it on the Facebook page and we’ll use it on our site!

Cub Fans Are Positive for Two Seasons

webmaster — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 17:31:30 +0000

The Cubs only have 2 seasons where their fans can ever say anything positive…

The Pre Season and the Off Season.

A special thanks to our Cubs Suck Facebook fans for posting this joke.

What Makes Wrigley so Beautiful?

webmaster — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 13:10:52 +0000

What makes wrigley so beautiful?

About 12 Old Styles

Wrigley Field and a Cactus Joke

webmaster — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:40:45 +0000

Whats the difference between Wrigley Field and a cactus?

With a cactus all the pricks are on the outside.

YOU MAY BE A CUBS FAN!

webmaster — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 05:13:15 +0000

If you prefer 3 Stooges shorts with Shemp over the ones with Curley …

If back in the 60s you considered The Dave Clark 5 to be better than the Beatles …

If Timothy Dalton is your favorite James Bond …

If you believe the USA did not lose the war in Vietnam …

If you prefer soccer to NFL football …

If you still think it’s hip to watch Saturday Night Live …

If any of the above apply to you then …