It’s about time that Jim Hendry (The GM of the Cubs Suck) got fired!  The announcement came out today that Jim Hendry is done as the Cubs GM.  So what does this mean Cub fans or haters?  Will the Cubs be contenders in 2012 under new general manager leadership?  Who will the replacement Cubs GM be?  See ya Jim Hendry. As a Cub Hater we all hate to see you go!

Apparently Carlos Zambrano, the “idiotic” pitcher from the Chicago Cubs has retired. He has cleaned out his locker and retired from the Cubs and baseball all together.

We don’t have a lot on this story yet. But it’s a perfect ending to this Cubs / Zambrano love hate relationship. Zambrano may come back and play for another team some day – but he sure won’t play for the Cubs again.

Cubs Suck and always will. More to come on this story about Carlos Zambrano retiring soon.

Obviously the Cubs players don’t have anything better to focus on or worry about in the 2011 season. Take a look at starting pitcher, Ryan Dempster, as he takes time out to do the starting lineup “Harray Caray” style. I will give it to him – he does a pretty good Harray Caray impersonation.

As the days go, the pages continue to be  written about how bad the Chicago Cubs organization sucks.  Is Zambrano finally realizing what the rest of the world already knows?  This team is EMBARRASSING to the rest of the world of baseball.  To us it’s humorous.  To fans, owners, players – it’s embarrassing.  Ok first things first!  SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!  The Cardinals took care of business this weekend in St. Louis and swept the Cubs.

Pujols Back to Back Walkoffs

It’s no secret that Albert Pujols has not been himself this year.  But this series against the Cubs he was alive!  Saturday’s game was a hard fought game.  The Chubbies showed a little fight.  Bottom 11 rolls around and Albert Pujols comes to the plate.  BOOOOOOM.  Outta here.  Walkoff homerun.  Cubs lose!

So after this game manager of the Cubs, Quade, or whatever the heck his name is said he wouldn’t let Pujols beat them again.  At least not for 24 hours.  Ha.  Pujols comes up AGAIN in Sundays game.  Nobody on.  Nobody out.  Game tied in the bottom of the 10th.  So timeout here.  I just laid out the situation for you.  What do you do if you are manager?

1. Make it very very clear to your pitcher to NOT give Pujols anything to hit?
2. Intentionally walk him because you know you will be roasted if Pujols beats you again?
3. Groove a fastball and hope for the best?

Ding Ding Ding.  #3 is the winner.  Pujols destroyed a perfect hitters pitch over the fences for his second walkoff in as many days.  Take a look!

Zambrano Embarrassed By 2011 Cubs

So after the game the fiery Carlos Zambrano clearly wasn’t happy with how things turned out for the sorry Cubs. Listen in to how embarrassed he is with this 2011 Cubs team.

Cubs Suck – The End

I’ll leave you with one thing. That’s 6 in a row losses. It’s pretty safe to start saying, “Wait til Next Year.” Cubs Suck and get your brooms out!!!

Was it a coincidence that Major League Baseball scheduled the Chicago Cubs opening day on APRIL FOOLS DAY?  I don’t think so.  The most laughable team in the entire league opened up at home against the “expected” worst team in baseball – Pittsburgh Pirates.  And in typical CUBBIE fashion – they got beatdown by the Pirates.  6-3 was the final score… You Cub fans wish this was an April Fools Day joke but it’s not.  They did.  Really.  Lose to the Pirates on Opening Day.  YIKES.

So 2011 could be another terrible year for the Cubs.  P.S. – they are losing again today 3-0 to the Pirates.  HAHA.  0-162 a legit possibility?

CUBS SUCK!!! Thanks for reading!