Only the Cubs could come up with these injuries
So we’ve already witnessed a number of Spring Training injuries on the Cubs roster. The two best are:
- Alfonso Soriano breaks his finger and is out a while. This could hurt. Alfonso has never been real “tough” and he doesn’t like to play through pain. Could be a long year Cub fans.
- Jose Ascanio got jacked up in the face during a robbery attempt.
- Mark Derosa having heart issues. We wish Mark all the best. Even we wouldn’t joke about a serious matter like this.
- And the best of all - Felix Pie has been out for a few games due to a twisted testicle. How in the world do you get a twisted testicle? And how bad would that hurt? I never want to find out.
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