Comment by WytZox1

March 18, 2008 @ 9:12 am

There’s talk that new owners of the Cubs may sell renaming rights of Wrigley Field to a corporation just as many other MLB ballparks have done. My suggestion is to rename Wrigley Field after that vacuum cleaner manufacturer and call it HOOVER STADIUM because the Cubs suck!

Comment by webmaster

March 18, 2008 @ 9:15 am

Thanks for the comment… We have a thread about this here: http://www.cubssuckclub.com/wrigley-field/cub-fans-settle/ if you want to give your suggestion

Comment by WytZox1

March 18, 2008 @ 9:17 am

CUBS = Completely Useless By September

Comment by kstolz

March 18, 2008 @ 10:33 am

Wrigley is named after the Wrigley Corporation. I pray that one of the following companies purchase Wrigley:
Massengill
American Dairy Goat Association
Manhole Systems
NBC (could name it after The Biggest Loser TV show)

Comment by chrisna193

March 18, 2008 @ 11:27 am

I posted a blog about this on myspace - follow the link….http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=304696549&blogID=367963554
I hope I win because the CUBS really do suck!!!

Comment by maddmaxx

March 18, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

zel should sell the naming rights to waste management then wastemanagement could call the place garbage dump stadium for the way the cubs usually play and remember folks friends dont let friends become cub fans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! id rather ma daughter be a whore then a cub fan

Comment by webmaster

March 18, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

Thanks for the link chrisna193 and thanks to everyone starting to comment.

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Comment by menwithoutbats

March 18, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

Midol welcomes you to Wrigley Field….because they can’t win…PERIOD !!!

Comment by wowcubssuck

March 22, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

i posted a blog on my prof. on wearevikigns fans.com i copy and pasted this so ok here it is http://wearevikingsfans.com/ReadBlog.aspx?blogID=1099&uid=3013 whoo hooo i get 5 entries

Comment by louieee13

March 23, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

CUBS
TO ALL FRONT OFFICE PERSONELL:
It has come to my attention that in St. Louis, on opening day, all fans will receive a replica world series ring as a promotional giveaway. Ideas like this are what make great sports towns. Please lets brainstorm and come up with some ideas as to what we can give away to our dedicated fans. I have enclosed my own list and hope for some professional feedback as well as your ideas too. Thank you, John J. Wrigley, Esq.
10. Replica of the 10% off all Wrigley products coupon that the players received for winning the 1908 world series. 9. Brandt Brown Bobblehead
8. A day with Ernie Broglio 7. Two days with Harry Carry 6. A map to the south side to visit a real life world series trophy at Comiskey.
5. Beta (or Laserdisc) of The Blues Brothers with a lifesize cardboard cutout of
Jim Belushi.
4. T-shirt with our new 2008 Motto “Wild Card Fever”
3. 2 tickets to the best game in town OPRAH!
2. One year supply of professional grade CORK
1. Amtrak tickets to see the Cardinals play in a stadium built for this century

Sincerely,

John J. Wrigley, Esq

Comment by louieee13

March 23, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

CHICAGO CUBS APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

NAME_____________ (IF BRANDT BROWN PLEASE LEAVE) 1/EXPECTED INCOME A) LEAGUE MINIMUM B) AT LEAST MORE THAN RON SANTO C) YEAR LONG SUPPLY OF OLD-STYLE
2/POSITION EXPECTED A)INFIELD B)STARTING/DISABLED LIST PITCHER C)ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF PUJOLS
3/DATE I CAN START A)IMMEDIATELY B)AFTER MY KHOURY LEAGUE IS OVER C)WHEN IM DONE ADMIRING PUJOLS 4/HOW I WAS REFERRED A)TRIBUNE AD B)LOU BROCK C)MY LOCAL POSTAL CARRIER 5/MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTA) DISABLED LIST LESS THAN 4X
B) ONCE MET ALBERT PUJOLS C) NEVER PLAYED FOR CUBS
6/I EXPECT A WORLD SERIES RING A) THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION
B) WHAT IS “WORLD SERIES”? C) WHEN TRADED TO ST. LOUIS

SIGNATURE__________________
(OR JUST MAKE AN X)

Comment by daniellucas1193

March 31, 2008 @ 9:53 am

Go Redbirds! Cubs suck goatballs. Bartman for Prez! Opening pitch in 4 hrs and 15mins! Go away rain.

Comment by WytZox1

March 31, 2008 @ 11:51 am

Removing the “Comiskey” name from the White Sox ballpark may not be what ended the so-called “Black Sox Curse” but it sure didn’t hurt any. Hey, you brain-damaged cubs fans! Worry about your team, not what the name of their ballpark may be. The Wrigleys just sold you mediocre baseball for decades. Removing their name may be a better solution to ending your curse than throwing back or blowing up baseballs! OMG! I’m trying to talk common sense to cubs fans?!?!?

Comment by wbheads

March 31, 2008 @ 6:56 pm

An idea for a Flubs game day givaway- A chunk of rust from that freakin 80 year old I-beam I was sittin behind last year.

Comment by SOX FAN

March 31, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

The Cubs should trade their entire team away for a Kangaroo and an Elephant, since Wrigley full of drunks is already a Zoo. They’d earn more money that way too. Be more entertaining to watch for sure.

Comment by white rat

April 1, 2008 @ 11:14 am

only fans of the laughable losers would boo a player in the first game of the season. kid D.L. better get used to that crap real soon. with all the so-called experts giving the division to the scrubs already, their followers will be calling for players heads after every loss. their so-called fans are a bunch of ass clowns!!!

Comment by SOX FAN

April 1, 2008 @ 10:55 pm

of course the experts give it to the chubs, face it, aside from the cardinals and brewers, pretty much every team in the NL Central is a joke. put any AL Central team in there and they would win easily every year (no offense card and brew crew fans) but cmon, cubs? reds? astros? pirates? they all suck

wrigley should get bought out, and torn down, and then light the remains on fire, fuck the team, send them back to japan, cuba, etc..

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Comment by SOX FAN

April 5, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

here’s the shirt I designed last year

Comment by SOX FAN

April 5, 2008 @ 6:56 pm

Comment by SOX FAN

April 5, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

ok, since it wont let me post it…

here’s the link to the design

http://a562.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/106/l_91be1378b53ddb3751e1cc060e07e1b9.jpg

Comment by SOX FAN

April 5, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

Here’s a song for the cubs fans…
re-write of The South’s Gonna Do It Again by The Charlie Daniels Band

Well, the train to Grinder’s Switch is runnin’ right on time
And them AAA White Sox are cookin’ down in Caroline.
People down in Florida can’t be still
When ol’ Carl Crawford’s rippin’ up in wrigleyville
People down in Georgia come from near and far
To hear Tom Glavine pickin’ on that dumb umpire

So gather ’round, gather ’round chillun’
Get down, well just get down chillun’
Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud
Well you can be proud, hear now
Be proud you’re a rebel
‘Cause the cubs’s are gonna lose again and again

Albert Pujols sittin’ on a bale of hay
He ain’t good lookin’, but he sure can play
And there’s Lance Berkman and you can’t forget
That old Big Unit’s gettin’ sweaty soakin’ wet
And all the good people up in Milwaukee
Are diggin’ Fielder and Hardy

So gather ’round, gather ’round chillun’
Get down, well just get down chillun’
Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud
Well you can be proud, hear now
Be proud you’re a rebel
‘Cause the cubs’s are gonna lose again and again

Comment by white rat

April 6, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

LOL, sox fan. great parody. it’s so true, the scrubs ARE going to do it again and again.

Comment by gnatsum

April 7, 2008 @ 12:46 pm

Three Famous phrases in Cubs Baseball:

“It’s early in the season”
“Wait till next year”
“Playing for pride”

Comment by gnatsum

April 7, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

One side effect of being a Cubs fan after a century of loosing…

You become greedy to have a World Series ring, so you convert to a COX fan (part Cubs part Sox)

Unfortunately COX fans are not welcome to Cellular, so you revert to the looser that you are.

Busted back to a Cubs fan you become delusional with fear that you may never see a win so you now attend a Kane county cougars or a Schaumburg Flyers game just see if winning is possible.

After viewing several sweet winning games at the Flyers and Cougars you begin to salivate for a win.

This is where the delusion really begins…
$250 for crappy seats two stories above home plate!
$28 for parking (4 miles from the park)
$14 for a bag filled with 17 peanuts
$8 for warm piss in a can + Tip
$6 for a cold smashed up hotdog

Multiply these figures by 4 because if the Cubs do win you will want friends or family around you to witness the event. Potential “Kodak” moment with your head in the troth from all the “Old Pyle” you drank. Your wallet is missing, cloths are torn and you got into a fight with the opposing teams fan and got your north side ass knocked down, with your fake friends.

In the very end the Cubs lost and the delusion continues.

Comment by SOX FAN

April 7, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

cubs fans have already told me they definitely are going to the World Series, I asked based on what? Your minor league team is doing terrible, from what I have seen in scores on ESPN, they say, jsut because it has been 100 years. this proves cubs fans have no sense of reality

Comment by kstolz

April 8, 2008 @ 6:12 am

Cubs fans are not the smartest people…and have never had a sense of reality.
Remember, they think losers are loveable. HA!

Comment by SOX FAN

April 10, 2008 @ 10:16 am

cubs fans have no grip on reality, they still haven’t realized they have a minor league team with a big league payroll

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Comment by white rat

April 26, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

should be a pretty good three game fistfight next weekend. will we both still be hanging around 1st?

Comment by SOX FAN

April 27, 2008 @ 12:20 am

they should sell the team to a zoo and make the park a landfill

i mean cmon, sell the players to the Lincoln Park Zoo, ppl are already dumb enough to watch them at the dump called wrigley, let them pay to go to the zoo to see those dopes, and wrigley is already a landfill

Comment by kstolz

April 28, 2008 @ 10:33 am

Tribune headline - “Maker of Snickers buying Wrigley for $23 billion”…..maybe they should change Wrigley Field to “Snickers Field”.

Comment by white rat

April 29, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

there are plenty of “snickers” at the end of every season as the scrubbies wind up watching other teams in the series every year.

Comment by skullcrshr

April 30, 2008 @ 9:38 am

I can’t believe that yesterday passed without any reference on her to the 25th anniversary of Lee Elia’s rant about Cubs Fans.

My favorite part was “Eighty-five percent of the [expletive] world is working. The other 15 come out here.” Great stuff.

Here’s a link to the article about it

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3372891

And here’s a link to the edited transcript.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3373363

Comment by SOX FAN

May 1, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

my friend Kramer told me this story of when he HAD to go to a chubs game for a field trip

he had to be the chaprone to the bathroom cuz of his age to go with a child to the restroom, when he got inside he looked straight ahead,

he didnt want to blend in with the northsiders

Comment by white rat

May 1, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

have you ever seen the video of a group of drunken scrub fans in one of the so-called “restrooms” at the dark hole? one of the morons takes a running start and dives and slides head-first into one of those troughs. his drinking buddies are whooping and hollering and cheering this sick f**k on. what a pleasure it would have been to sit near that dumb-ass.

Comment by kstolz

May 2, 2008 @ 5:15 am

White Rat-thanks for the story….I just lost my breakfast. I wonder how many times that has been done….more than we would ever want to know!

Comment by webmaster

May 2, 2008 @ 6:21 am

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Comment by white rat

May 2, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

only the greatest fans in all of baseball can find enjoyment no matter where they are. even in a stinking piss-trough.

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