Cubs Suck Club suckiness contest
Ok, it’s time for a Cubs Suck contest to start off the MLB season. We will run a bunch of these throughout the year but here is the first.
The Prize(s):
- We now have a few prizes in the pool.
1) A brand new “Cubs Still Suck” tshirt sent directly to your door.
2) A brand new “A Century of Shame” tshirt courtesy of Cubs-Suck.com – THANK YOU!
To be nice, if you are a Cubs fan we’ll give the option of this sweet Chicago Cubs Glow Pen instead of the Cubs Still Suck shirt… Your choice. Here are the pics:
How to Enter (2 ways):
1) Comment, comment, comment. Every single comment you make on any CubsSuckClub.com post gives you 1 entry to this contest.
2) If you have a website or blog – write up a blog post talking about and LINKING to this contest post. Comment on this post with the link to your post. This gives you 5 entries!
Finally:
- The contest starts now and ends April 30th at midnight CST. We will have 2 lucky winners for this contest. The winners will be selected randomly but remember, the more entries you have – the better your chances. Start commenting and blogging about it!
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March 18th, 2008 at 9:12 am
There’s talk that new owners of the Cubs may sell renaming rights of Wrigley Field to a corporation just as many other MLB ballparks have done. My suggestion is to rename Wrigley Field after that vacuum cleaner manufacturer and call it HOOVER STADIUM because the Cubs suck!
March 18th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Thanks for the comment… We have a thread about this here: http://www.cubssuckclub.com/wrigley-field/cub-fans-settle/ if you want to give your suggestion
March 18th, 2008 at 9:17 am
CUBS = Completely Useless By September
March 18th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Wrigley is named after the Wrigley Corporation. I pray that one of the following companies purchase Wrigley:
Massengill
American Dairy Goat Association
Manhole Systems
NBC (could name it after The Biggest Loser TV show)
March 18th, 2008 at 11:27 am
I posted a blog about this on myspace – follow the link….http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=304696549&blogID=367963554
I hope I win because the CUBS really do suck!!!
March 18th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
zel should sell the naming rights to waste management then wastemanagement could call the place garbage dump stadium for the way the cubs usually play and remember folks friends dont let friends become cub fans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! id rather ma daughter be a whore then a cub fan
March 18th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Thanks for the link chrisna193 and thanks to everyone starting to comment.
Remember, every comment you make to old posts AND future posts counts. Subscribe to our RSS feed so you don’t miss a post! We will start almost DAILY POSTS once the season starts!
March 18th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Midol welcomes you to Wrigley Field….because they can’t win…PERIOD !!!
March 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
i posted a blog on my prof. on wearevikigns fans.com i copy and pasted this so ok here it is http://wearevikingsfans.com/ReadBlog.aspx?blogID=1099&uid=3013 whoo hooo i get 5 entries
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
CUBS
TO ALL FRONT OFFICE PERSONELL:
It has come to my attention that in St. Louis, on opening day, all fans will receive a replica world series ring as a promotional giveaway. Ideas like this are what make great sports towns. Please lets brainstorm and come up with some ideas as to what we can give away to our dedicated fans. I have enclosed my own list and hope for some professional feedback as well as your ideas too. Thank you, John J. Wrigley, Esq.
10. Replica of the 10% off all Wrigley products coupon that the players received for winning the 1908 world series. 9. Brandt Brown Bobblehead
8. A day with Ernie Broglio 7. Two days with Harry Carry 6. A map to the south side to visit a real life world series trophy at Comiskey.
5. Beta (or Laserdisc) of The Blues Brothers with a lifesize cardboard cutout of
Jim Belushi.
4. T-shirt with our new 2008 Motto “Wild Card Fever”
3. 2 tickets to the best game in town OPRAH!
2. One year supply of professional grade CORK
1. Amtrak tickets to see the Cardinals play in a stadium built for this century
Sincerely,
John J. Wrigley, Esq
March 23rd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
CHICAGO CUBS APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
NAME_____________ (IF BRANDT BROWN PLEASE LEAVE) 1/EXPECTED INCOME A) LEAGUE MINIMUM B) AT LEAST MORE THAN RON SANTO C) YEAR LONG SUPPLY OF OLD-STYLE
2/POSITION EXPECTED A)INFIELD B)STARTING/DISABLED LIST PITCHER C)ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF PUJOLS
3/DATE I CAN START A)IMMEDIATELY B)AFTER MY KHOURY LEAGUE IS OVER C)WHEN IM DONE ADMIRING PUJOLS 4/HOW I WAS REFERRED A)TRIBUNE AD B)LOU BROCK C)MY LOCAL POSTAL CARRIER 5/MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTA) DISABLED LIST LESS THAN 4X
B) ONCE MET ALBERT PUJOLS C) NEVER PLAYED FOR CUBS
6/I EXPECT A WORLD SERIES RING A) THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION
B) WHAT IS “WORLD SERIES”? C) WHEN TRADED TO ST. LOUIS
SIGNATURE__________________
(OR JUST MAKE AN X)
March 31st, 2008 at 9:53 am
Go Redbirds! Cubs suck goatballs. Bartman for Prez! Opening pitch in 4 hrs and 15mins! Go away rain.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:51 am
Removing the “Comiskey” name from the White Sox ballpark may not be what ended the so-called “Black Sox Curse” but it sure didn’t hurt any. Hey, you brain-damaged cubs fans! Worry about your team, not what the name of their ballpark may be. The Wrigleys just sold you mediocre baseball for decades. Removing their name may be a better solution to ending your curse than throwing back or blowing up baseballs! OMG! I’m trying to talk common sense to cubs fans?!?!?
March 31st, 2008 at 6:56 pm
An idea for a Flubs game day givaway- A chunk of rust from that freakin 80 year old I-beam I was sittin behind last year.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:18 pm
The Cubs should trade their entire team away for a Kangaroo and an Elephant, since Wrigley full of drunks is already a Zoo. They’d earn more money that way too. Be more entertaining to watch for sure.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:14 am
only fans of the laughable losers would boo a player in the first game of the season. kid D.L. better get used to that crap real soon. with all the so-called experts giving the division to the scrubs already, their followers will be calling for players heads after every loss. their so-called fans are a bunch of ass clowns!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 10:55 pm
of course the experts give it to the chubs, face it, aside from the cardinals and brewers, pretty much every team in the NL Central is a joke. put any AL Central team in there and they would win easily every year (no offense card and brew crew fans) but cmon, cubs? reds? astros? pirates? they all suck
wrigley should get bought out, and torn down, and then light the remains on fire, fuck the team, send them back to japan, cuba, etc..
April 5th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
here’s the shirt I designed last year
April 5th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
April 5th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
ok, since it wont let me post it…
here’s the link to the design
http://a562.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/106/l_91be1378b53ddb3751e1cc060e07e1b9.jpg
April 5th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Here’s a song for the cubs fans…
re-write of The South’s Gonna Do It Again by The Charlie Daniels Band
Well, the train to Grinder’s Switch is runnin’ right on time
And them AAA White Sox are cookin’ down in Caroline.
People down in Florida can’t be still
When ol’ Carl Crawford’s rippin’ up in wrigleyville
People down in Georgia come from near and far
To hear Tom Glavine pickin’ on that dumb umpire
So gather ’round, gather ’round chillun’
Get down, well just get down chillun’
Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud
Well you can be proud, hear now
Be proud you’re a rebel
‘Cause the cubs’s are gonna lose again and again
Albert Pujols sittin’ on a bale of hay
He ain’t good lookin’, but he sure can play
And there’s Lance Berkman and you can’t forget
That old Big Unit’s gettin’ sweaty soakin’ wet
And all the good people up in Milwaukee
Are diggin’ Fielder and Hardy
So gather ’round, gather ’round chillun’
Get down, well just get down chillun’
Get loud, well you can be loud and be proud
Well you can be proud, hear now
Be proud you’re a rebel
‘Cause the cubs’s are gonna lose again and again
April 6th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
LOL, sox fan. great parody. it’s so true, the scrubs ARE going to do it again and again.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Three Famous phrases in Cubs Baseball:
“It’s early in the season”
“Wait till next year”
“Playing for pride”
April 7th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
One side effect of being a Cubs fan after a century of loosing…
You become greedy to have a World Series ring, so you convert to a COX fan (part Cubs part Sox)
Unfortunately COX fans are not welcome to Cellular, so you revert to the looser that you are.
Busted back to a Cubs fan you become delusional with fear that you may never see a win so you now attend a Kane county cougars or a Schaumburg Flyers game just see if winning is possible.
After viewing several sweet winning games at the Flyers and Cougars you begin to salivate for a win.
This is where the delusion really begins…
$250 for crappy seats two stories above home plate!
$28 for parking (4 miles from the park)
$14 for a bag filled with 17 peanuts
$8 for warm piss in a can + Tip
$6 for a cold smashed up hotdog
Multiply these figures by 4 because if the Cubs do win you will want friends or family around you to witness the event. Potential “Kodak” moment with your head in the troth from all the “Old Pyle” you drank. Your wallet is missing, cloths are torn and you got into a fight with the opposing teams fan and got your north side ass knocked down, with your fake friends.
In the very end the Cubs lost and the delusion continues.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
cubs fans have already told me they definitely are going to the World Series, I asked based on what? Your minor league team is doing terrible, from what I have seen in scores on ESPN, they say, jsut because it has been 100 years. this proves cubs fans have no sense of reality
April 8th, 2008 at 6:12 am
Cubs fans are not the smartest people…and have never had a sense of reality.
Remember, they think losers are loveable. HA!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:16 am
cubs fans have no grip on reality, they still haven’t realized they have a minor league team with a big league payroll
April 26th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
should be a pretty good three game fistfight next weekend. will we both still be hanging around 1st?
April 27th, 2008 at 12:20 am
they should sell the team to a zoo and make the park a landfill
i mean cmon, sell the players to the Lincoln Park Zoo, ppl are already dumb enough to watch them at the dump called wrigley, let them pay to go to the zoo to see those dopes, and wrigley is already a landfill
April 28th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Tribune headline – “Maker of Snickers buying Wrigley for $23 billion”…..maybe they should change Wrigley Field to “Snickers Field”.
April 29th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
there are plenty of “snickers” at the end of every season as the scrubbies wind up watching other teams in the series every year.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:38 am
I can’t believe that yesterday passed without any reference on her to the 25th anniversary of Lee Elia’s rant about Cubs Fans.
My favorite part was “Eighty-five percent of the [expletive] world is working. The other 15 come out here.” Great stuff.
Here’s a link to the article about it
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3372891
And here’s a link to the edited transcript.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3373363
May 1st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
my friend Kramer told me this story of when he HAD to go to a chubs game for a field trip
he had to be the chaprone to the bathroom cuz of his age to go with a child to the restroom, when he got inside he looked straight ahead,
he didnt want to blend in with the northsiders
May 1st, 2008 at 1:26 pm
have you ever seen the video of a group of drunken scrub fans in one of the so-called “restrooms” at the dark hole? one of the morons takes a running start and dives and slides head-first into one of those troughs. his drinking buddies are whooping and hollering and cheering this sick f**k on. what a pleasure it would have been to sit near that dumb-ass.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:15 am
White Rat-thanks for the story….I just lost my breakfast. I wonder how many times that has been done….more than we would ever want to know!
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:21 am
All… Winners of this contest will be announced later today!!!
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:14 pm
only the greatest fans in all of baseball can find enjoyment no matter where they are. even in a stinking piss-trough.
May 20th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Cub fans are a pathetic bunch. They don’t win a World Series in 100 years and still they parade around like they have accomplished something. The deevolution of mankind is embodied in a human form with a Cubs cap on at a stadium other than Wrigley Field somewhere in this country where they are not welcomed. If the Cubs ever win a World Series, we should know that God has given mankind the middle finger and written us all off as worthless bastards.
May 21st, 2008 at 9:25 pm
The Cubs leave Houston with their knubby little tail between their legs. As usual, they start hot and then fold like a card table. Never underestimate the lack of heart of a LOSER!
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:28 am
The cubs’ luck can’t continue. They’re running out of games against hapless Pittsburgh. But what a laugh if the Pirates took 2 or even 3 against them!
Go Go White Sox and whoever plays the cubs (flubs)!
May 23rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
The cubs really do suck
June 8th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
What’s the hardest part about being a Cub’s fan?
-Telling your parent’s that you’re gay!
GO SOX.
June 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
it’s funny seeing these scrubbie fans crawling out of the woodwork. i’ve seen scrub shirts on sheep that have been hidden in closets so long they have hanger marks on the sholders!