CHICAGO CUBS FAN CLUB
(APPLICATION FORM)

YOU ARE NOW JOINIG THE CLUB OF ONE OF THE OLDEST OF BASEBALL TEAMS PLAYING TODAY. YOU MUST CHECK BELOW OF WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD CUB FAN.

___ GO TO WRIGLEY AND THROW BALLS BACK THAT ARE NOT HIT BY CUB PLAYERS
(5 PTS)
___ DRINK AT LEAST 5 BEERS BEFORE THE BOTTOM 1ST (CUBS ARE USUALLY LOOSING BY THEN)
(25 POINTS)(GETTING YOUR CHILDREN DRUNK TOO) (10 PTS. PER EA. CHILD)
__ GET SEASON TICKETS FOR NEXT YEAR.
(100 POINTS)
___ SING TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME DURING 7TH INNING
(20 POINTS) ( DON’T HAVE TO BE AT WRGLEY FILED)
____A LOYAL CUB FAN(EVEN DURING LOSING SEASONS)
(20 POINTS PER YEAR AS A CUB FAN)
___ I HAVE CHILDREN AND THAT ARE CUB FANS
(5 POINTS PER CHILD)
___ WEAR STUPID STUFF WITH CUB’S EMBELMS ON THEM TO GAME (DOESN’T NOT INCLUDE CUB HATS OR JERSEY, THEY ARE
ALREADY STUPID LOOKING)
(10 PTS. EA. ITEM)
___ BRING FAT WOMAN TO GAME WEARING ABOVE ITEMS
( 50 POINTS PER LADY, +100PTS IF THE WOMAN IS 200 PD. OR LARGER)

THE CHECK WHAT ITEMS APPLY TO YOU, YOUR APPLICATION WILL BE CHECKED BY ARE EXPERT CUBS FAN CLUB STAFF. GOOD LUCK!!!

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