Choke Cubs Choke – song lyrics
Here are the new lyrics to the Cubs song:
Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!
Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!
They have the lack of power and speed
to be the worst in the National League
The Cubs are gonna lose today
They will never go all the way
Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!
Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!
The Cubs fans know their fate is sealed
Still you’ll find them at Wrigley Field
They’re tuning in to WGN
To watch the Scrubbies lose again
Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!
Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!
Anyone want to put these to a video? Or sing them and send us a clip?
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March 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
wassnt that funny
September 17th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
It funny because its true. cubs suck they will NEVER make it all the way cause theyll choke cubs choke
September 17th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
George Zakaria is a gay cubs fan who lives in niles il
January 12th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
THAT IS A GOOD SONG AND SHOULD BE MADE INTO A VIDEO
BUT THIS ONE ON YOU TUBE IS CLASSIC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quKraecWnTs
WATCH THIS AND LAUGH YOU BUTTS OF CUB SUCK FANS ENJOY
January 30th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Choke cubs choke! Ha ha, this IS funny! “The cubs are going to lose today. They will never go all the way!” Ain’t that the truth!
May 30th, 2009 at 9:24 am
My stupid neighbor (D Luering) kept his “W” flag up during their 8 game losing streak. (And yes he was home). I overheard his 11 year old son ask him if the Cubs won after they lost the 7th in a row. If you are gonna have a “W” flag know when to hang and know when to take it down!
June 11th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
that was sooo funny!!