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Choke Cubs Choke - song lyrics

Cubs Suck Facts — By webmaster on Friday, March 7, 2008

Here are the new lyrics to the Cubs song:

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

They have the lack of power and speed
to be the worst in the National League
The Cubs are gonna lose today
They will never go all the way

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

The Cubs fans know their fate is sealed
Still you’ll find them at Wrigley Field
They’re tuning in to WGN
To watch the Scrubbies lose again

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Choke Cubs choke!
Choke Cubs choke!
Hey Chicago what do you say?
The Cubs are gonna lose today!

Anyone want to put these to a video? Or sing them and send us a clip?

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3 Comments »

Comment by wowcubssuck

March 22, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

wassnt that funny

Comment by Mohammad Shawahin

September 17, 2008 @ 8:39 pm

It funny because its true. cubs suck they will NEVER make it all the way cause theyll choke cubs choke

Comment by Mohammad Shawahin

September 17, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

George Zakaria is a gay cubs fan who lives in niles il

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