Cub Fans are ‘Sheep’
This is to all of you Cub Fans (a.k.a Sheep) who are wondering why you are called sheep. Thanks to cardsfan for the definition:
You are called sheep because you blindly follow that sorry assed team known as the Laughable Losers. You follow them season after season although invariably they lead you to the slaughterhouse season after season. Dumb, blind sheep who still think that the Losers are the greatest team on Earth even after nearly 100 years of mediocrity. You gather in flocks and proclaim yourselves the best fans in Baseball Nation BECAUSE you blindly follow that sorry assed team season after season. You’re called sheep because you act like stupid sheep.
You do stupid things like guarantee a Scubby WS title. You aren’t smart enough to say something like “The Scubs have improved themselves and could contend this year.” No, instead you say “The Losers will win the WS”. You say stupid things like “If Crior gets healthy, he’ll win 20 games and take the Losers to a WS title” instead of saying “Maybe this year Crior can stay healthy and win a few games.” You say “What do you do after the Scubs DO win the World Series?” instead of saying “IF the Scubs were to win the WS”. You know, dumb, stupid sheeplike things. You leave yourselves no out. You make ridiculous predictions and end up eating crow. You walk around all puffed up and proud even when the Losers are 15 games out and 20 under. You know, dumb stupid sheeplike stuff. You mouth and mouth and keep on mouthing just like the flock of sheep that you are.
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April 10th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
The Chicago White Sox: “We sucked for 87 years, but winning a championship means that it, like, never happened.”
April 14th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Boy howdy, you said it Mike. Once a team has won the WS, no matter how long it takes, their past is past. Too bad the Losers will never find that out.
Don’t feast on those grapes too long, Mike. Hard on the stomach.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:32 pm
you cardinal fans are truly retarded, and atleast us cub fans actually have class, unlike you arrogant card fans, by the way cardinals take it up their pujols. Also atleast we don’t have some crappy new stadium, when you go to wrigley you see no empty seats, when you go to busch, all you see is red and im not talking about cardinal fans, im talking about seats that are colored plastic so you cardinal fans think your stadium is full, but i guess you guys havent figured that out
October 7th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
yea, you guys were always so great at filling stadium.
October 7th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0&mode=related&search=
proves my point, byt the way, the 7 games i went to this year the seats were packed,
October 15th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
Whoever said that Cubs fans are classier than Cardinals fans has obviously never had to deal with Cubs fans at ballgames.
June 26th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Cubs fans are classy. I guess you forget what you did to Bartman. That was the most pathetic display I have ever seen in sports. Wrigley is packed because it is a little shit hole. Funny thing is we have won a World Series in our stadium and you losers have never won one in Wrigley field. The greatest moment in Wrigley Field history was Stan Musial’s 3000th hit. I have never seen a classy Cub fan in my life. You all just come down to our stadium, stare at our 10 World Championship banners, and make stupid claims like Albert Pujols sucks. Remember one thing Cubs fans, Harry Caray never announced a Cubs World Championship. He announced 2 Cardinals World Championships.