Cubs are like a slot machine
The freakin sucky Cubs are like an online slot machine. Each day they march out onto the field and you just never know what you are going to get. Much like yanking the slot machine lever with hopes of getting something great, only to be disappointed by the suckiness thats to follow. Sure, you might hit a few jackpots and play in the positive for a while, but in the end, everything sucks and you just lose it all. Likewise, the Cubs may win a few here or there along the way. But when it’s all said and done… They are losers and will continue the losing tradition.
Ok, now that I’ve done this comparison I want to invite all you Cubs Suck members to a FREE slot tournament. They are giving away a $150,000 prize pool. $65k to the winner. You are crazy NOT to just get an account, and register for FREE, and spin the slots a few times to see what you hit. You hit a jackpot and you may be thanking me for telling you about this. Or, more likely you won’t hit a thing and be out an hour of your time. Anyways, it starts here in May and runs for a few weeks. It is FREE. $65,000 to the winner… Here is how:
- Download the software
- Register for a “real money” account
- GO to tournaments and Register for the May Flowers FREEROLL
See all you haters on the leaderboard. If you win it remember me!
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April 30th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Slots… Well, I know Wrigley is full of sluts.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
LOL… Love it.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
SLOTS???? WOoOoOw, u GUYS @ CUBSSUCKCLUB.COM are REALLY CREATiVE!!
LOL @ THE WHOLE PiECE OF SHT LOSER STAFF AT cubssuckclub.com!, fuck AAALL OF U!! LMAO!
April 30th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
How’s 5th place feel? Dangerously close to the cellar.
April 30th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
he prolly doesn’t even know what their record is, hell, i bet he doesn’t even know what division they are in
May 1st, 2009 at 7:59 am
He probably has a carebears sweatshirt thinking it’s Cubs gear. CAREBEaR STaRe BiTCHeS!
May 1st, 2009 at 11:19 am
Hey Cubbies,
Nice game last night.Not only did you blow the lead in the 8th,but I really loved when you gave up 6 in the tenth.
DLee and his .189 avg.are a disgrace.He’s washed-up.
Thanks for the great entertainment on my team’s off day.
GO SOX!
May 1st, 2009 at 11:43 am
When our Sox have the day off, it’s fun to watch th flubs get beat like that. Did anybody see the fan with the sign (after the flubs blew it in the tenth), “we should have gone to the Bulls game!” LMAO!
GO BULLS!
GO GO WHITE SOX AND WHOEVER PLAYS the cubs(flubs)!
May 1st, 2009 at 11:45 am
CapTIN CapsLocK (AKA MY bitch) is a typical cub fan, small on brains big on mouth!
May 1st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Dear Cubs,
You are not cursed.
You lose because you suck.
Thanks.
May 1st, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Under 500! But wait! It’s only May 1st. We all know that the games in April don’t count.
May 2nd, 2009 at 2:11 pm
SUXFAN & SUXCUMGUZzLERFOREVER, HOW U2 FAGS DOin??? lol
r u2 QUEERS IN IOWA YET?, I BET U2 WERE EXTATiC WHEN U HEARD THEY LEGALiZED GAY MARRiAGE HUH?? WELL i WISH U2 THE BEST iN LiFE, MAY U2 HAVE A BLESSED, WONDERFUL, LOViNG, LOoOoOoOoNG MARRiAGE!!! LOTS OF LUCK!!…………..LMAO 
GOOO CUBS!!!! CUBS WIN!! 6-1….LiLLY U DA MAN PIMP!! FUK THE WHITE SUUUX & THEiR PiECE OF SHIT. JEALOUS, LAME, LOSER FANS!! 
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Still haven’t started those anger management classes, huh? How about some Ritalin? How about some English lessons?
“extatic” for “ecstatic” Wow! that internet shorthand saved your one freakin’ letter. LMFAO!
Cap’n, you make the ordinary Scub fan sheep look smart.
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Following his grand slam, he came back out for a curtain call.
“I didn’t know if I wanted to come out because they’ve been booing me every at-bat, but it felt good,” Lee said.
best fans in baseball huh? LOL
May 4th, 2009 at 5:44 am
They ARE the best fans in baseball…when the Scubs are winning.
Brenda should have snubbed their asses and not come out. Being a Scub, though, he’s arrogant enough to want the glory even though he’s still batting only 209.
May 4th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
HEY CARDSFAG, u a bitch just LIke your boyfriend suxbitchforever!
DID U ENJOY ANKieL BUST HIS SHIT AS MUCH AS i DiD??…LMAO 
THAT SHIT WAS HiLARiOUS!!! 
FUCK A RICK ANKiEL, & FUCK A “CARDSFAN” lol
May 4th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
THE CARDINALS SUCK DICK, & THE WHITE SUX SWALLOW!!!
LMAO
May 4th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
GOOOOOO CUBS!! FUCK THIS BITCH ASS SITE!! THE CHICAGO CUBS ARE DOING A GREAT JOB HAVING ALL U BITCHES HATE ON THEM!
KEEP HATING THE CUBS, U WORTHLESS, LIFELESS, LOSERS!! LMAO!! GO CUBS GO & FUCK ALL THE JEALOUS, LAME HATERS!!! Hiiiiii HaaaaTER!! 
May 5th, 2009 at 7:52 am
Hey Captain Capslock if you hate this site then why do you keep posting on here?
May 5th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
You’re a hoot, Cap’n.
The Cap’n resides in Cub Fantasyland. He might even be the mayor, I’m not sure. I AM sure that he’s the town clown. I know he gives me a chuckle whenever he posts.
Remember Cap’n, anger management. Take a deep breath and let it out. See? Don’t you feel better?
I would say something cute about Crazy Carlos being on the DL, but he sucked anyway. The Losers shouldn’t miss him too much.
May 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I KNOW WHY HE TYPES THAT WAY! His dad is pounding his ass while he types, and he can’t hold shift down!
May 5th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Hmmm…HEY SUX FAN, Y R U ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOMO-SEXUALiTY?….Just because u have a HUSBAND, Doesnt mean all guys do…..lol
u FAGGOT ASS BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP, LOSER!! HEY, HOW ABOUT THEM WHITE SUXX?????????? THEY LOST THEiR 4TH STRAIGHT! LMAO 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! WHITE SUX SUCK SWEATY BALLS!!!! FUCK THE WHITE SUX!! BUNCHA BUMS!!! LMAO I WAS LOVING THE WALK-OFF BASE HIT BY KC!….what a heartbreaker huh SUX FAN?? LMAO
!! KC WEARS “BLUE & WHite, who does that remind u of?? lol GoOoOoOoO CUBS, AND FUCK THEM BUM-ASS LOSERS!!! aka WHiTE SUUXX!!
May 6th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Can’t wait to see the Astros kick the scubs’ asses tonight! Go Stros! Beat the flubs!