Zambrano erupts on the gatorade machine
Who cares that the Cubs finally won a legit game yesterday. That doesn’t matter. I’m sure you all saw the Carlos Zambdumbo tirade after the umpire called a guy safe at home. Zambrano freaked out, getting into the umpires face and arguing. It didn’t take long for Big Z to get tossed but then the fun began. This moron goes on to throw gloves, whip balls towards the outfield wall, imitate throwing out the umpire right back in his face, and best of all…. He smashed the crap out of the poor gatorade machine in the Cubs dugout. Seriously, this man has some built up agression. We are sorry your Cubs suck BigZ… But don’t take it out on the poor gatorade machine. Check out some of these classic pictures of the tirade.
Lol… This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while from the Chubs. This pictures explains it all. Zambrano and Sweet Lou just looking like the world is going to end.
Cub fans… It’s all starting to meltdown. Zambrano will surely get hit with a suspension for this childish behavior. Just another day in the life of being a Cub.
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May 28th, 2009 at 7:13 am
The main reason that Baseball Nation includes the Scubs is so that the rest of us have something to giggle about on a daily basis. Keeps things in real baseball from getting too serious.
Speaking of funny, LaRue’s encounter with the sausages was pretty entertaining too. Good thing his reflexes are good. Great footwork, Jason. Can you imagine having to tell your grandkids that your career was ended by some racing wienies?
Of course had it been a Scub, we would have heard an inning long discourse by the Bob and Len show on why it was the wienies’ faults.
May 28th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Well folks the Cubs live version of CARTMAN FROM SOUTHPARK, does it again.
He remind me of a person on the Jerry Springer show I saw on You Tube, he’s okay then he loses it.
Wait that’s what cubs do best ……….LOSE IT
May 28th, 2009 at 8:52 am
WoW, WHAT A SURPRise, NO LiFE HAVing, 578 Lb. TRAiLor trash CARDSPiG is THE 1st to cOMMENT……Bitch i TOLd u 2 GET A LiFE!!
Like i said b4, PiMP-Z U SHUDA KNOCKEd THAT BiTCHass UMPiRE THe FUCK OUT!! 
THis momeNt IS CLASSiC……LETS GOOOO CUBS!!!! & FUCK ALL U JEALOUS, CUB-HATiN, feMALES!!
May 28th, 2009 at 9:39 am
ASStrosFAg & MRs.PENCE……how come U 2 COWGiRLs beeN SO QUiET???? Hmmmm……is it because THe GARBAGE ASS ASStros are on a 7-game Losing STREAK?? LMAO
“”18-27″” lol hahahahaha THE LAST PLACE BUMstros BLOW!!!!! 
May 28th, 2009 at 9:51 am
I never get tired of seeing Carlos Z blow up!
I laughed my butt off hearing say he “overexaggerated” his emotions.
What a nutcase!
May 28th, 2009 at 10:10 am
‘roid rage?
May 28th, 2009 at 10:13 am
I think you have to be good first to be on roids.
May 28th, 2009 at 10:38 am
You have to be good, or be Sammy Sosa.
May 28th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
he said he did what he did because he’s a competitive player. funny how 99.9% of the rest of the league don’t fly into a blind rage when things go a little south. cave-boy is a mad dog with no leash.
May 28th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
About zambrano, two words: roid rage!
May 28th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
About zamwhacko, one word: ASSHOLE!
May 28th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
interestingly enough, the cubs are laughing off the zambrano debacle. little do they know, the joke’s on them. it’ll be even more hilarious when he’s suspended for 10 games.
May 28th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
funny how sour lou has been quiet while all this stupidity has been going on around him. he must be silently counting the days til his contract is up and he can get the hell out of the dark hole. can’t say as i blame him.
May 28th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Did we not tell Lou a long time ago? They all think they’re going to be the “one”, the manager who leads the Losers to the Promised Land. Then, after a few years they realize that there is no Promised Land for the Scubs.
Well, either that or Lou is just an idiot. Oh…yeah…well, nevermind.
May 29th, 2009 at 8:39 am
yeah EVERY manager for the last century has thought he would be the one and lou is no different.with an ego the size of his fat ass he thought he was the one but as cards fan so well points out there is no promised land for the scrubs. maybe they can pick up cecil cooper,he may be looking for a gig soon.
May 29th, 2009 at 9:26 am
SIX FREAKIN GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!! zambrano got lucky,shoulda been ten at least.hey capn you hiding in shame or what? the cubs have NO CHANCE EVER!! why? BECAUSE THE SUCK!
May 29th, 2009 at 11:44 am
six games is an insult. how many is this moron going to get after he goes after someone with a bat? 7? 8? come on now!
May 29th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
HEY FELLOW HATERS.read ken rosanthals take on the cubs today.he hits the nail right on the head! cubs are just a bunch of overpaid misfits.and they blow
May 29th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Why the fuck does $ igETMoNeY $ type like that? Is he such a Fat Northside Fuck that his chubby sausage fingers hit the shift button on accident? Cubs Suck. Always have, always will. I heard it was so foggy in Chicago the other day the Cubs couldn’t tell who was beating them!
May 29th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
lets take a historic look at northside vs southside.
1. alfonso capone vs bugs morane,south side wins 1-0
2.world series wins in last 101 years.white sox 1 scrubs 0
number of straight people vs FAGS who hang around the ball park neighborhood,sox 1 scrubs 0
May 29th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
i didn’t think anything at a ballpark could be as annoying as the tomahawk chop, but listening to that ignorant “go cubs go” song after a win has replaced it. it was funny watching those slobbering drunks trying to sing it, though.
May 29th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I do like the “Choke Cubs Choke” version.
To Billy Sianis: We have no clue why he types like that. Your explanation is as good as any. I think HE thinks it ticks us off or something. That’s about as deep as a sheep can think. The Cap’n is the perfect example of a Scub sheep fan. We don’t even have to say anything, he does it to himself. We just sit back and laugh.
May 29th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
LOL @ Astrosfan, That’s awesome. But the White Sox won 2 in 101 years.
And there was one Crosstown World Series – Sox 1, Cub 0
May 30th, 2009 at 9:21 am
OOPS sorry about that rebelsox
May 30th, 2009 at 9:30 am
It’s cool brotha… just more reasons to laugh when delusional scrubs fans say that the Sox suck!!!
May 30th, 2009 at 11:39 am
I met this guy last night wearing a flub shirt. Naturally, I begin teasing him about how sad the cubs are. He begins to tell me ‘this is the year,’ with an emphasis on THIS. Dumbfounded, I ask, “wasn’t last year supposed to be the year?” He told me, ‘last year was a fluke,’ and he was entirely serious. When will they learn?
May 30th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
The CUBS just Shut OUT tHe team wiTh the “BEST RECORD” in basebaLL 7-0….Hmm, i can HEAR your crying & biTchin NOW! “y couldnt they do that in the PLayoFFs?” or how about, “they got LuckY” or how about “Manny wasnt pLaying”…Hmm, go ahead u Cub HATin, JEALOUs ass, No Life having Pussy’s, LET THE HATE BEGiN.
OH & BiLLY, i wriTE LiKE THis CuZ iM A MuDaFUCKin PiMP, BitcH! HOLLA @ ME!!…..FUCK U & THE REST OF THEse JEALous LOSERs. WE GOT THis shiT ON LOCk, HATE it or Love it, CHUMP!!…..GoOoO CUBS! & fuck the WHITE SUX, THE “LAST PLACE”, PATHETic ASStros, the FAGGoT-ASS GAYdinaLS, especiaLLy that Bitch who LOOKs Like a “FEMALE”, YADiRA MOLiNA, & the Bitch ass BREWers! lol 
Hey CARdspig, WASUp TONS OF FUN, CAN i get some HEAD from u or whAT? 
May 30th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
More than a century of being an embarrassment to Chicago and all of baseball, and last year was just a “fluke.”
Wow. Just… wow.
May 30th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Cubbythink.
May 30th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
dumpster gets the dodgers napping and NO capn comments ? MAYBE he is on weekend lockup at cook county. maybe he is busy servicing his overweight onion smelling fat pig old lady. WHERE IS YOU CAPN ?
May 30th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
last century was a fluke, friggin scubs fans = no clue
May 31st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
ASStrosGaG, it sOUNds Like u miss me, U PUNK-ASS, COWBoy BOOt wearing, Size 28 RELAXEd fit, WRANGLER JEANs wearing BitCH!
Get oFF mY DiCK u softASS puNk, GO FEEd your coWs & pigS, COWGiRL. Oh & i dont fuck wit FAT BiTCHES CHump, i bet u do thO, CUZ U CANT STOP MENtioning THEM! LoL WHY DONt u HOOk up With CARDSPiG? SHe about 600LBs, thats rite UP YOUR ALLey gayguy….LoL, hMMM, goOoTdam u caNT STOP meNtioning the CUBS CAN u?,…. U SUCK THE CUBS’ DickS, mORe thaN Their wiVEs do! wtf, LMao…..u need to STOP WoRRYing ABout the CUBS homo, & START worrying about your piece of shit team THE WEAK-aSS BUMSTROS! 
but aGain, youR a PLAYA HATER, & THATHs whAT u BiTCHES DO, so KEEp doing WHAT you DO, U GAY ASS BitcH, CUZ WE RUN THis SHiT! thats Y youR So MAd. lol…FUCK U & THE ASS-TROS! GoOoO CUBS!!! WELL im off to wriGLey, we GOt suNDAY Night BASEBALL ToniGHT, THAT MEANS ALL OF U LOSERS R GONNa be waTCHing, WishING, & HoPiNG that THe CUBS LOSE……:D LMAO!!!
May 31st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
The sheep at the Dump are awfully quiet tonight. Lots of long faces behind home plate, except for the 3 drunk guys waving their beers around and yakking on the phone.
The Scubs must be losing.
June 1st, 2009 at 6:34 am
I love it when they get all quiet, it’s the music of Cub Failure. ‘Atta way to get sodomized on international television Losers!!! A paraplegic can field better than the Scrubs.
June 1st, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Cap’n why,you are alive. so how was county this weekend? hey bitch i got your size 28 relaxed fit right here mutha fucka. how many games out do you think the scrubs will be by the end of the month ? like i said before , yeah my team is struggling , but we dont start mouthin bullshit like this is “the year” evey spring. and we dont end september with “wait until next year” crap. face it caps your nothing but a pathetic , living in mommies basement homosexual! CUBS SUCK!!!
June 1st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I can’t believe that the Cubbie people think that Ron Santo should be in the Hall. What has this fat,bald loser ever done?
No mvp’s,Never led the league in batting,rbi or hr’s.His teams never won anything and his lifetime avg is .277
I’m sorry about the amputations and the diabetes,but this is the “baseball” hall of fame, not the sympathy hall of fame.
June 1st, 2009 at 2:05 pm
AH BUT YOU MUST THINK LIKE A SCUBS FAN,they are all about sympathy. the ” wear is ours ” attitude is what makes them back a century of loosing baseball. THEY DESERVE IT !!!all the other clubs get to why cant we, is the way the loosers get through the day. freakin pathetic
June 1st, 2009 at 11:27 pm
ASStrosBitch, BOY shut Yo PUSSYass up PUNK! KEEP SUCKIN THE CUBS’ DIckS U GAY ASS BitCH, DONT U HAVE ANything bettER ELSe 2 do with yOUr LiFE? LoL a century? whEn haVe u HEARd ME Say wait tiL next year,or anY TyPA STUPid buLshiT LiKE THAt??
lmao……geT A Job ASSTROSGAG, GET Off the CUB DiCK, & GET A Life! lol mudafuckA U HATin on the cubs, thousANds of MiLES AWAY! wtf? LMAO 
your pathetic, go SHooT your BRAiNS OUT U fcKN COWGiRL! 
GOooooooo CUBS BiTCH!!! WE RUN THis SHit! 
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:04 am
whatu up losers cant think of a better way of getting off work than to make fun of the stubbies
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:12 am
hey caps , now really whos the pussy here. i took the time out of my busy day and invited you to come on down to houston and see a game on my dime. and you pussied out with some lame ass scrub smack. the offer still stands, bring your basement livin x-box playin faggot ass down to texas. the northside fags are here next week,if your un-employeed fag ass starts now you can hitch hike!!!!! come on blowboy bring your wimpass down to houston! YOU DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO ! FAG ASS CUM DRINKING GOAT FUCKIN STEVE BARTMAN WANNABE YANKEE COCKSUCKER. YOUR MY BITCH. oh yeah i still need an estimate on yard work !!! cubs suck!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:21 am
“come down to texas” LMAO “steve bartman wannabe” LMAO
is tHAt aLL u gOT??? boy, u GARBAGE!!! LOL cMOn MAN, U EALLY WANT ME 2 GO OVER THere & CRAck YOur MUDAFUCKIN JAW in frONt of YOUR HUSBANd? LoL so u took time off of YOur busY FARMiNG Job to repLY huh? dude yOur hiLARiOUs! keeP HATin on THE CUBS U FAGGOTass BiTCH! 
FUCK THE ASStros, & GOOO CUBS!! 
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:21 am
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? shit capn your replies are getting weaker and weaker, just like the scrubs. yeah come and break my jaw,dude really go take a midol,or maybe ya gots a hormonal imbalance from all the seman you swallowed last weekend at county. cub SUCK !!!!
June 2nd, 2009 at 11:54 am
oh capn farming as respectable a vocation as that is, is not what i do for a living. give ya a clue. I CANT WAIT FOR OIL TO GET BACK TO 100 PLUS A BARREL! just remember what sucks for you is good for us !! so next time you fill up that rusted out,1989 oldsmobile your moma lets you take to game stop, think about the folks in the oil and gas industry. thanks and have a great day cocksucker. cubs blow
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
LMAO! I truly like this Texan.
Hey astrosfan, if we make our annual trip to MMP this fall, you’ll have to look us up. I’ll buy you a beer or other beverage of your choice.
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Cards fan yer on!!! ill provide the seats. first row at the rail at first base.
June 2nd, 2009 at 9:07 pm
the cubs bullpen is amAziNg
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Yet another stellar performance by Kevin Gregg. What a scrub!!! HA!!!
Check this out, I got this from a Scrubbie Board:
“I’m 71 years old and have been a Cub fan all my life. I am starting to hate myself for ever having become one when I was 7 years old.”
June 2nd, 2009 at 10:58 pm
LMAO!!!
ASTROSGAG dat WHALE OF A Bitch CARDSPiG, is GONNA NEEd 3 SEATS! OH & on the net, u CAN AFFORD First ROw seats, but in REAL LIFE, u mean nose bLeed seats. 
LoL & CARDSpIG, WHO THE Fuck is “”WE???”" Bitch, Who THE FUCK HAS THE “BALLS” 2 B SeeN in PUBLic wiTH U????? Like i said, on THE NET U CAN TAKE ANNUaL trips ANYWHERE u waNT…..in REAL LIFE, u mean weekLy trips 2da supermarket for MM juice!………lOl @ 1989 OLdsmobiLe 
hahahahaha! ur a FUNNy Guy, COWGirL, just CUZ u DRive a BROKE-DOWN, BEAT UP ASS RUST-BUCKet, dont meAN i dO CHump. i’d RATHER TAKE THE BUS, than drive a car with ANY type of rust on it! 
ima MUDAFCKN PiMP Jo! BRing yo bitch ass 2 CHiCAGo so U CAN see HOw i GETz DOWN fag, OH & so i caN ALSO SLAP thAT stupid ass COWboY HAT off your hEAD! YeeeeeeeHAAAAH!! lol……..aSSTRoS STiLL BLOW!!!! GOOOO CUBS. ya DiiiiiiG!!!
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 am
What an amazing finish by the Scub bullpen-again! I’m sure the Wells kid is thinking “Why me? Why do I have to be on this sad sack of a team?” Face it kid, you’re a Scub. This is how life will be unless you can find a way out of there.
And how about Marmol? Showboating little creep. Perhaps he should concentrate on getting outs instead of acting like he’s some kind of great pitcher.
Then there’s Gregg. Now there’s a great closer. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!
All in all it was a great night of baseball. Cards get a come from behind win, and Scubs get a come from ahead loss. Couldn’t ask for more.
June 3rd, 2009 at 6:02 am
Oh, and how about Parker Bros, aka Uncle Milty? Injured once again. Man, Hendry (the genius) sure scored on THAT $30 mil, didn’t he? Fortunately for the Losers, his 224 ave won’t be much of a loss.
June 3rd, 2009 at 6:38 am
“BWHAHAHAHAHA!!” <– WhaT The FUCK????
hey its cardspiG, the 578Lb. WHALE, TALKing THat BASEBALL shit again cuz she Has No TYpe OF Life 
GooD JOB ANALYZing THE CUBS GAme, U LAME ASS, UGLY FAT bitch. itS AMAZiNG HOw much U WORRY about THE CUBS’ –EVERY MOVE–. keeP up THe haTE, U TRAilOR PARK TRashY WHore! 
GoOoOo CUBS, & FUCK A KEVin GREGG! SENd that Bitch bACk 2 FLORiDA!!
June 3rd, 2009 at 7:23 am
Parker Brothers is gonna have to stay at home playing Chutes and Ladders again. He probably even sucks at that too.
Hendry should probably be drinking Kenny Williams’ bathwater if he wants to learn something.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:41 am
Capn , so what your sayin is A. you dont have a drivers lic. so you use PUBLIC transportation. B.your unemployement and welfare checks dont allow you the luxury of a vehicle. C. MOMMA doesnt let you take the delta 88 to game stop anymore.It wouldnt make any differance to let you know what type of vehicles i have cause your just a candy ass punk. but i can almost without a doubt bet my garage is worth more than your total household gross worth. oh those seats are SEASON TICKETS bitch!! like i said cant wait until crude tops 100 a barrel.
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:20 am
2009 is beginning to be the best baseball season yet. cards/brewers raping, flub fans in a constant state of panic, ….milton bradley batting .200 and on the DL every month looooool
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
I don’t know who gets the Cap’n in more of an uproar-me or astrosfan. LOL
The final decision on MMP hasn’t been made yet (I’m voting yes), but if WE (wink wink, Cap’n) come down astrosfan and I will have to have pix to post of the two of us just to make the Cap’n's wig blow off the top of his fat pointy head.
On one thing the Cap’n is correct. On the net you CAN go anywhere and do anything “u waNT”, like the Cap’n visiting the dugout at the Dump to ask Pimp-Z or Z-Pimp or whatever about the tantrum he threw. Yeah, like THAT’S gonna happen. I tend to believe astrosfan has season tix just a tad more than I believe the Cap’n has access to the bullpen and Pimp-Z or Z-Pimp. BUT in Scubby Fantasyland anything is possible unlike the real world where the Losers will never win a WS.
June 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
Speaking of the sheep in a constant state of panic…one thread on their MLB board (among many other doomsday threads) is “gloom, despair, and agony”. Too freakin funny.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
cardsfan, rest assured i am a bonafide season ticket holder, have been since 1995. i would love to host and have four seats with two others avilb. however we are drinkin texas beer thats my only stip. buds a good beer and we brew it here in houston but i am a shiner bock drinker.
June 3rd, 2009 at 12:28 pm
oh yeah every one should wear a CUBS SUCK shirt
June 3rd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
If we come it would be to the series in September. You would be hosting 4 or 5 women. We always make one or two baseball trips every season, leaving husbands, boyfriends, and kids at home. We’re loud, friendly, fun, and fiercely loyal to the Cards.
CUBS SUCK shirts would not be a problem.
June 3rd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
cool!!!
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
LMAO!!!!!!!! CARdspIG & HER OTHER MiddLE-AGED, OBESE, UGLY FAT Pig FRieNds takIN BASEBALL TRips, leAVing boyfrieNds & KiDS @ Home??!!!
that riGHT THERE PROVES, youR PATHETiC, WHiTE TRAiLOR PARK TRASH, U STANKy OOOOGLY BitCH!! LoL 
OMG lol…….inSTead of cubs suck shiRTs, u piGS SHUD WEAR “WE SUCK DICK IN OUR TRAILORS 4 FREE” ShiRTs!…hey ASSTROSBitCH, START SAVing UP GAYGUY, CuZ FEEDing 5 WHALes is gONNa hit YOur POCKETS!! OMG THIS IS 2 daM FUNNY!! ASSTROSfag & CARDSPig FOUNd LOVe on this STUPiD Site! u 2 are MADE 4 EACH OTHER……..2 MiDDLE-AGED, STUPiD, CUB-HATin OLd white trasHY LOSERS!!! MAY u 2 Live HAPPiLY EVER AFTER, BROke, FAT & STUPid in YOUR “CUBS SUCK” TRAiLOR! 
hahahaha! FUCK THE ASSTROS & THE GAYdinALS! GO CUBS!!!!! & FUCK ALL THEse LAME-asS HATERS!!!! CARDSpig & ASSTROSbitch sittin in a TRee, K-i-S-S-i-N-G! LMAO 
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAH COWGiRL! & Oink OiNK CARDSpiG!! 
June 4th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
LOL, hey astrosfan, I knew we could get the Cap’n going. You’re just too easy, Cap’n. Too freakin easy. I have no clue what your gibberish says, but I know that you’ve flipped your wig. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it’s like going to battle with an unarmed foe.
Too freakin easy…LOL
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs STILL suck.
June 4th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
let’s focus on what’s really important here…. go lakers!
June 5th, 2009 at 5:54 am
No sorry, the Lakers are not really important here.
What’s really important here is that the Scubs are in 3rd place, the sheep are whining and puling, and the best team on paper is going nowhere fast.
June 5th, 2009 at 7:05 am
lol “too easy capn, too easy capn, too easy capn, too freakin easy capn”
BITCH SHUT YO ROTTEN PUSSY HAVIN ASS UP!! 
NOW, LETS “”"”FOCUS”"”" ON whats REALLY imPORTANT! CARDSPiG, is an —–OLD—– —–UGLY—–, —–OBESE—– TRAilor PARk WHORE, thats wiLLing to TRAVEL FRom ST.LOuis 2 HOUSTon, JUst to –SUCK DICK–…..LMAO 
Hey cardspig your beTTer oFF Doing GRANNY PORN, U OLd, WRiNKLY STUPid biTCH. LoL….thats why u dont “”"UNDERSTAND”"” my “gibberish”, cuZ your an OLD ASS GRANDMA! stop taLking shit thru a COMPuter % Go wash YOUr GRANNY Pantys or go sew 1 of your 47 GRANdkids a sweater. Sit THE FUCK DOWN SENior CitiZEN! GOOOO CUBS & FUCK U & THE GAYdinALS SKUNK! 
& THE FINALS Do MATTER RIGHT NOW HO! U Dont care CuZ your an OLD-ASS WHITE BiTCH, u dont care about basketbaLL,…….KB24 GOOOO LAKERS!!!!
June 5th, 2009 at 7:59 am
Ooh sorry, I stand corrected. The Losers are in 4th. Even better!
June 5th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Best team on paper, most fans money can buy.
June 5th, 2009 at 9:20 am
REBELSUX, Hmmmmm…HOw bout THEM WHITE SUX???? GOT SHUT OUT yesterday FOR A MAJOR LEAGUE LEAding 8tH Time THiS SEASON! 2 SHut OUTs in LESS THAN 30Hours! lol….. WoOoOW!! THE SUX ARE GOiNG 4 A RECORD!……there are TRADITiONS. & then there are WHiTE SUX TRDiTiONS! LMAO!
June 5th, 2009 at 9:21 am
I stand corrected. TRADITIONS! even better! LMAO @ CARDSPiggY
June 5th, 2009 at 10:06 am
cardsfan . yeah i agree it is way to easy gettin capn tuned up.but remember the average sheep has an i.q. of about sixty.so you are correct in saying its like fighting with an unarmed foe.hey capn ince job pointing out your crosstown rivals had a bad game, at least its just one game and not an entire century. YOU BLOW AND SO DO THE SCRUBS!!
June 5th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
hey capn just a rumour but i her when the new owners take over the naming rights of the dump are going to the highest bidder! can you picture the scubs playing at ” SUMMERS EVE DISPOSABLE DOUCHE PARK” ? OR THE PREPERATION H PARK AT WRIGLEY FIELD”? man the possibilities are endless.
June 5th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Until we get more sheep to entertain us, the Lakers are far more important. I’m bored with this current sheep we have to play with.
June 5th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Was reading over on the Scubby MLB board and was amused to see all of the nicknames they have for the Scub players, like they’re best friends with them or something. Let’s see, there was “Huffy”, “Sori”, “Rami”, and don’t forget the Cap’n's good buddy, “Pimp-Z”. Idiots.
Sheep are dumb, gullible, and simplistic, but they do have some big cojones. It takes huge cojones (or just estupidez) to be a fan of a team that has done nada in over a century and still poke fun at the cross town rival which won the whole enchilada in ’05.
June 6th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
This was hilarous. Hey Cap’n what did you think of this? Zamdumbo thinks he can actually throw the ump out of the game! Ha ha its not our fault your flubs blow balls.
June 6th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Oh and Cap’n how ’bout them Stros? Soon enough they’ll leapfrog your sorry ass flubs. Sorry to say Cap’n your flubs have always sucked and always will.
June 6th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
& THE WHITE SUX GET SHUT OUT YET AGAin!
im starting 2 FEEL SORRY For them BUMS……..PiMP-Z CONGRATULATionS on #100!!!………see u on JUN 16 WHite SUX. GET READY 4 A COUPLE MORE SHUT-OUTS! LoL…..CARDspig & ASStrosFAN, sittin in a TRee, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…….ASSTRosFan TALks about a “CENTURY”,…..guess what u fuckin faGGot? I DONT CARE! I WASNT ALIVE FOR 100 YEARS, SO I DONT GIVA FUCK! LoL 
& there goes cardSMs.PiGGy, WORRYING ABOUT THE CUBS’ “”"”EVERY MOVE”"”"…..Hmmm aS much as the cubs suck (so u claim) THEY SURE DO HAVE YOUR COMPLETE FAT 100% ATTENTION, huh Big chops???! LMAO! 
u WAKE up & Go 2 SLEEP With the CUBS ON YOUR mIND. HAHAHAHAHAHA, KEEP THinking ABOUT THE CUBS, U OLD, WORTHLESS, UGLY, WHite Bitch!! GoOoOoO CUUUBS!!!!!!!!!!!! & FUCK THE ASSTROS, THE GAYDINALS & THE WHITE SUX!!!! its A CUBS WORLD, & u Bitches r the HATERS Living in it!!! 
June 6th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Hmmm. HEY MRS.pENCE!! u sure are ABout a week LATE TALking about the PIMP-Z incident! Hmmm, did YOur moMMy ground u & TAKE THe computer awaY????????? CUz u were AWFULLY —–QUiET—– whEN THE asstros were on that 7 game LOSing streak, they win a COUPLE GAMES & now U WANNA RUN YOUr gaY MOUTH…LMAO! SUM “FAN” u are! lol cmon LiL Boy, SHUT THE FUCK UP & go cLean your dora the explorer themed ROOm u FCKN QUEER!….How many times HAve JAGGED OFF THNKN about huNTer pence since THE Last time YouVe BEEN on???? Lmao! GO CUBS MUDAFUCKA! FucK YOU & AAAALLLL THE CUB HATERS! KEep THat HATE Up, LOSERS!
June 6th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
capn cocksucker comes out swingin after the cubs violate the reds by a overpowering 2-1. wow the best team on toilet paper shows their awesome power again. we dont hear from your punkass unless the scrubs win.face it capn we will be hearing less and less from you as the season goes on. that being said i think we as haters of all things scub should take every possible opportunity to fuck with you.let me ask you how many times a day do you jack-off looking at that picture on the front page of the tribune when the white sox beat us in the world series,while repeating “why cant it be us” come on gumguzzler admit it !!! CUB SUCK
June 6th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I get it Cap’n. You wish you had Hunter Pence ’cause he’s hitting .348. This is the year he’s gonna break out. No my “mommy” didn’t ground me from the computer. Sorry I’m not immature unlike you. You think I’m gay and jack off to Hunter Pence? No stupid, I’ve said it before and I’m not going to say it again, he’s just my favorite player. What must I do to get that through your little scub sheep skull? I think your the one that’s gay and jack off to guys you see at that toxic waste dump you call a ballpark.
June 6th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Whew! The Cards are stinkin’ the place up right now. Good thing the Scubs are too. I do love it when the Losers make a game of it and then blow it in the end.
June 7th, 2009 at 8:36 am
CARDSpIGgY your a BORN FAT LOSER, you STink up EVERY PLACE u go to…..LMAo Go CUBS! & fuck the GAYBiRDS
June 7th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
wow, i came back in here to see if Cap’n had learned to type yet, he seems worse than ever. FUCK THE CUBS! GO SOX, GO CARDS!
June 7th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Look on the bright side, Sox Fan. At least his gibberish is much shorter. But learn to type? First he would have to be capable of learning and then, well…there ya go. Nuff said.
June 7th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
how can i post a picture
June 8th, 2009 at 6:58 am
SUX FAN! wasup Bitch?!…..HOw about them WHiTE SOX????,…..OOps, i MEAN “”"”"THE CHICAGO GET SHUT OUT SUX!!”"”"”…..LMao!
them LOSERS ARE THE LAFFn STock OF THE CitY! HAHAHAHAHAHA! what r u fags gonna do abOUt BUMTOLO COLON? THAT FUCKN FAT BUM is a Disgrace 2 MLB PitchERs, HE FUCKN BLOWS!!!!!!……I HOPe HE’s in the ROTATion WHEN THE CUBS PLay the SUX, im GOnna ENJOY WATCHing mY BOYS SMACK EVERY ONE OF His SORRy ass Pitches! LOL 
GOOOO CUBS!! FUCK THE “GET SHUT OUT” SUX & THE GAYBirds!! 
June 9th, 2009 at 7:05 am
wow HERE it is, JUNE 9, & CARDSPig hasnt posted anYTHing since JUNE 7…..Hmmmmmmm, Cud it HAVE SOMETHinG 2 DO WITH THE GAYBirds GETTing SWEPT by COLORADO? or maybe the FACT THat theY HAVE LOST 7 out of their LASt 9?????….. LMAO!!
HEy u FAT, SMELLY, WHite TRASh BiTCH,…….SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!! SSSSSSSWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeepP!!!!!!!! SSWWEEEEP!!!! LMAO!! 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I Love the facT, When SOMEBODy’s TEAM SUCKS, THat PERSON GETS REEEEEEEAAL QUiet! lmao! did i forget to meNtion the pitcher WHo COMPLETED the SWEEEEP was an “EX-CUB?” LMAo!!! 
FUCK U & THE GAYBiRDS CARdsPig!!! GOOOOO CUBS!!!!!!!!!!……….SsSsSsSsSsSsSSSSSssssssssssWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwEeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeePP!!!!!! LMAo!
June 9th, 2009 at 7:13 am
SSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeP!!!!!!!!
LMAo!
June 9th, 2009 at 10:56 am
I have a theory…..I think that Cap’n is really a Cubs hater. He/she comes on here saying he is a Cubs fan, but is acting like such a complete fool (like a Cubs fan) to perpetuate the stereotype of stupid Cubs fans.
June 9th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
interesting. and yes, hard times for the cards these days — yet they still manage to have a better record than the flubs.
June 9th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
The Cap’n didn’t mention that, did he? As bad as the Cards have played lately, they’re still ahead of the Losers. Says a whole lot about the best team on paper.
If the Cap’n is trying to perpetrate the stereotype of Scub sheep being stupid, he’s doing a damn good job of it. I agree that it’s an act. I still do not believe that anyone could really be that stupid. If it’s not an act, I feel so sorry for his kid. Can you imagine growing up with a daddy like that? The kid has no chance in life.
June 10th, 2009 at 8:53 am
I sure miss Guest
June 10th, 2009 at 9:26 am
ahead of the losers huh FAT Bitch?……LMAo! NOT ANYMORE, GO MARLiNS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! speaking of “LOSERS” who is on a 5-gamE LOsing streak????? LMao! sit down u OLD, WRinkLY FAT BiTCH!
June 10th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Poor little MUDAFUCKin PiMP jo, Jr. No chance, thanks to MUDAFUCKin PiMP jo, Sr. Maybe someone should notify DCFS. Is it considered child endangerment when papa is an idiot? I sure hope the tattoo goddess has some sense, but as she chooses to live with this doofus, I highly doubt it.
So sad…
June 10th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Maybe our Cap’n friend is not really a scub sheep. Maybe he’s just insulting our teams just for the fun of it. But if he’s not a sheep, then who’s his team? Thoughts?
June 10th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
He has no team. He said he works two jobs, then he says one of them is as a pimp. Doesn’t leave much time for baseball does it?
June 10th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Oops, looks like the Cards are ahead again. Funny how things change daily, right Cap’n? Lost it late AGAIN. Go go Guzman! LOL
GO CARDS!
YAY ASTROS!
CUBS SUCK!
June 10th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
lol. time for the cardinals offense to get hot again and get on a winning streak. as far as the cubs, they will continue playing .500
June 10th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Hmmm, the GAYBirds get 1 win & there gOEs stLdynasty & CARDSPig running their chops.
Hey CARDSPig u were on the news today! u were DRiving thru AUSTIN TEXAS, ON your way to SUCK ASSTRosfans LiL Dick, u got puLLed over & the POLice TAZEd your OLd ass! LMAo 
that was fuNNy! 73yearOLd, wriNKLy, traiLOR trash, GRANdma with a cardinaLs shirt ON GETS TAZED. LOL…..”YAY ASTROS!” huh u OLD, STUPid hag?! u are 2dam fUNNy GRANDMA! 
June 11th, 2009 at 5:51 am
Wonder what kind of hissy the Cap’n's good friend “Pimp-Z” pitched in the clubhouse after they blew the game for him. I’ll wager that Angel stayed as far away from him as possible. LOL
June 11th, 2009 at 8:21 am
woW u sTiLL TALkin crazy U FAT HAG??, Like i said befORe, u GO TO SLEEP THinhking ABOUT THE CUBS & WAKE UP THinking ABout THE CUBS!, so u woke up thinKing about THE CUBS & U QUiCKLY ran 2da computer & posted your FAT THoughts! LMAO!
….U JUST CANT STOP SUCKin the CUB DICK, CAN U? U LoOoOoVE DEEP THROATing dont u??….DO U SWALLOW??? (im not talking about your ENTIRE DAiLY BUFFET intake) u hate the cubs, yet u KNOW about their —EVERY MOVE—, i dont get that?…ADMit it, PORKY, Your an uNdercover CUBS FAN! 
YOU LOVE THE CUBS, THATs y you KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM, & YOU WORRY ABOUT them daiLy. 
hey i knOW your an OLd 65year OLd bat, but do u stiLL TAKE it in the aSS? whens the LAST TiME your DAD FUCKEd u in your ass?….just curiOUs? cuz i KNOW U STiLL SUCK DiCK. LOL KEEP THAT HATE up GRANNy! GOOO CUBS, FUCK U, your TRAiLOR & THE GAYBirds! 
June 11th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Way to go Stros! Geoff Blum with 2 consecutive walk-off singles. Way to send all those stupid sheep home
crying with a best 2 out of 3! Dumb sheep! What’s your excuse this time flub fans?
June 11th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Another thing: I’m at Disney World in Orlando. I have seen at least 10 sheep and I have only been here since Sunday. Shows you that sheep ARE everywhere… whining and crying over their latest failure.
June 11th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
and thats just the sheep who are out of the closet!! remeber since most sheep are not employeed they cant always afford sheep clothes.poor sheep
June 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
“way to go stros!” LoL
there u aRE MRs.PENCE, u onLy post wHEn THe ASStros win. Ok LETS see…………THe ASStros won 2 out of 3, the ASStros r stiLL IN LAST PLACE, the ASStros STiLL BLOW, & your stiLL a Bitch, SO NOW WHAT???….LoL boy u aint Nuttin buT A 5Lb. BAG OF SUGar! sit yo SWEETASS down somewhere. Hmm, so MommY & DADDy took u 2 DisNeyLANd huh? weLL have FUN GAY-guy, & get use 2 seeing CUBS GEAR EVERYWHERE, cuz AFter aLL, this is a CUBS WORLD. interLEAGue pLAY Time! GOTTA LOVE it…..for one weekend oNLy, im gonna be a “WHiTE SOX FAN” 
LETs go Sox, fuck the brewers! hahahaha
June 12th, 2009 at 8:39 am
wow HERE it is, JUNE 12, & yOU KNoW wHO hasnt posted anYTHing since JUNE 10…..Hmmmmmmm, Cud it HAVE SOMETHinG 2 DO WITH THE SCuBbIEs GETTing THEir aSSeS kICkEd by thE sTRoS?
LOL
June 12th, 2009 at 9:28 am
YEAH and as the weekend grows near the capn has to report to county for lockdown. just think capn a weekend with the boys!why i bet your just aquiver with thoughts of the shower room. how many blow jobs can you give on the lockdown ? CAPN AND THE CUBS SUCK!!!!!
GO ASTROS GO CARDS
June 12th, 2009 at 11:15 am
woW, hey U UGLY FAT, GREAT WHALE Of a GRANdMA, i KNOW U WANNA BE Like ME, but U SHUd try and bE A LiL UNiQUE & Not REPOST COMMENTS, Like I DO! LoL….IM SURE u gOT A Line OF OLD DRUNK HippiES OUTSide of yoUR TRAiLOR, WAiting 2 get theiR Dicks sucked,……SO GET TO WORK HO!!! LoL…..Hmm, ASSTRosBiTCH aka “45year OLd VirGin”, y are U ALWAYS TALking HOMO-SEXUALity???? did u get RAPED WHEN U WERE 10?? LMao…if nOt 10, I KNOW FOR A FACt u get RAPed nowadays on a daiLY!………CMon u OLd ass bitch, YOU KNOW U & YOUR MOM Give FREE HEAD OUTSide of MMP. so when are U & CaRDSPig gonna hOOK up?? fuck a CARDSBiTCH, FUCK A ASStrOSCHUMp, fuck the GAYBirds & FUCK THE ASStros! lol GOOO CUBS!!!!!!!!!!!! YA DiiiiiiiG?!!
June 12th, 2009 at 11:20 am
I POSTed a Comment on jun 11, at 10:31PM…..cmon FAT GRANdMA, PUT YOUR GRANNy GLASSES on, U OLD, DisgUSTing, COCK SUCKIN, CRAB INFESTED CRUSTY PUSSy HAVin bLind biTCH! LMao! g0 CUBS!!
June 12th, 2009 at 11:57 am
well cardsfan i guess we just got to capn AGAIN. it just proves that we can get him tuned up ,like right now!!!
June 12th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
LOL nice job throwing the ball to bleacher mutants with only 2 outs bradley. the cubs are such a sad joke.
June 12th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
and they wonder why we call them the SCRUBS
June 12th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
I feel kind of bad when we call him out because the rest of the regulars are tired of him, but it’s so much fun and so damn easy.
June 12th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Bleacher mutants-LMAO! Parker Brothers is definitely worth the $30 mil. Great job by Hendry (the genius).
As bad as the Scubs are, the sheep are STILL saying they’re going to win it all. Gotta give them credit-they ARE loyal, stupid, but loyal. Which is why they’re called sheep.
June 12th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I can’t even read his posts anymore. I can’t read gibberish. Also, I got to go to the Sox game yesterday, it was awesome, I got Clayton Richard’s autograph and they won.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
WoW, todaY COinsideNTALLy i had on a BRADLEY jersey!, Hmm, YEAh that was a BONEHEAD pLay, im nOt gonna defend him on this one…..heY CARdspig, wHO BUT U 2 POinT OUT THE CUBS’ Mistakes huh???, wOw, u ARe just A COMPLETE DEADbeat BiTCH, your woRTHLESS, @ 60Years Old, what are u gOOd 4??? Go blow YOUr OLdass BRAins oUT U TRAiLOr traSH GRANdma! LoL Fuck it, we ALL MAKE MISTAKES (especially cardspigs parents) i STiLL got faiTH in BRADLey. im NOt a FAN that BOO’s 1 of their own. IF U PLAY for ANY CHICAGO TEAM,…. Cubs, WHite SUx, BEARS, BULLs etc….the EXPECTATiONS ARE RIDICULOUSLy HIGH!! taLk about pressure, but OH WELL,……GOOO CUBS & FUCK ALL U JEALOUS LiL CRY BABY’s.
June 12th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
hey sTLdynasty, u say the CUBS are a sad joke…….but they are OBViOUSLY doing SOMETHiNG right, cuz they goy ALL u cryBabys TALKiNG ABOUT them EVERYDAY, WORRYiNG ABOUt their EVERY MOVE, & HAve them in ALL your thoughts. WOW. it seems to me you are aLL UNDERCOVER CUB FANS!
June 12th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
its AMAZinG HOW EVERYBODy was BOOOing BRADLEY, it was a “MISTAKE” assHOoOoOLES!! EspeciALLy that OLD ass, SWEET ASS FAN in the front row, with his retro cub LOGo shirt on & hiS stupid LiL HEADphones on,
what a FUCKin mORRon! omg,I DONT KNOW WHy FANS ACT Like theY CAN DO BETter?!….i guess its a fans right to bOo, i SOMETimes bOo PLAyers when theY DONT HUSTLE, not when they make “MISTAKES”…. cmon Milton, we need u in GAME 2!!! LET’s GO CUBS!!!
June 13th, 2009 at 5:57 am
Only a stupid sheep would say “i STiLL got faiTH in BRADLey”. Only a stupid sheep would not admit that he was one of the lamest pickups on record, and that there’s a reason that no one else wanted him.
A Bradley jersey? BWAHAHAHA! And since you say that you “only wear authentic” you must have paid about $250 for it. Helping to pay that $30 mil I suppose. LMAO!
Shame on you, Cap’n. You could have put food on the table for Cap’n Jr with that money you earned from pimping. Now the tattoo goddess must stand in line at the welfare office. Shame.
“what a FUCKin mORRon!” No Cap’n, a fuckin’ moron is someone who can’t spell moron.
June 13th, 2009 at 8:56 am
nope wronG AGAIN FAT Pig, i paid $184.oo for it, & im gonna have iT ON whEn i go 2 ST. LOUis next MONth. that mEANs im gonna stop by your TRAiLOr, & your gONNa SUCK & GAG on mY DiCK with Me having a bradLey jersey on! lol make sure u LEAVE YOur denTures in a cup THo.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR GONNA GET YOUR OLD ASS THROAT RAPEd by a CUB FAN, u gOTTA LOve it!….& yeah HO i stiLL got faiTH in BRADLey, u fckn MORRON!! LoL FUCK U FAT bitch, i hope u GET Hit by a car, then stabbEd in the TiTTIES! LMao, u make this SHt 2 MUCH FUN, O OLD, PATHetic HAG! 
LET’s Go CUBS!…..it Looks Like todays game is gonna be a RAinOUT, DAM!
June 13th, 2009 at 9:49 am
If Bradley ever breaks out and has a year like last year (he won’t), I will still cherish the first 3 months of the season where he was the biggest off-season bust.
June 13th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Hahaha, Meltdown Milton’s blunder in left yesterday was priceless! My favorite part was that “look at me” pose he made before tossing the ball into the bleachers! I love watching stupid Flubs players mess up! Wow did the Cubs ever make a mistake with him, but it’s all so typical for the Cubs to do that! Hey Flubs fans, the BrewCrew is still in 1st place and will be there to stay for the rest of the season!
June 13th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Yeah but you just hit one of the biggest words in the scrub fans vocabulary. IF goes right along with things like “this is the year” and “wait till next year”. the mere mention of the word IF and one tends to think of oh things like,IF steve bartman would have stayed home.but this leads into scrubspeak of WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR. poor poor sheep they get led straight to the slaughter every year for a century! IF only they were sox fans!
June 13th, 2009 at 11:27 am
I’d be happy with the Brewers winning the division. As long as it’s not the flubs, it’s hard to be upset, haha.
June 13th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
There seem to be a bunch of Twinkies fans at the Dump for this series. In good seats too. Gotta love it. The sheep are trying to out boo the Twinkies fans cheers-unsuccessfully so far. LOL
June 13th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
weLL, WELL WELL CARDSpig, LEt me get this straight, u HATE the CUBS, yet u KNOW about their EVERY MOVE, u FOLLOW them on a DAY to DAY BASis, U TALK about them EVERYDAY, they are on YOUR MIND 24/7, they are the 1st thing u think ABOUt when u open your FAT, OLD, CRUSTY EYE LiDS, & the Last thing u think abOut whEn u go 2 SLeep, & now of course your watching THE CUBS GAME. Hmmm ADMit IT U OBESE MONSTer, YOUR An UNDERCOVER CUB FAN!!!
U Suck the cuBS’ DiCKs more than their wives do, Now go ahead & TELL US THE END RESULt of the game, cuz i know YOUr stiLL WATCHing…..BWAHAHAHAHAHA! dont u haVE ANY GRANdkids 2 spEND Time with? lol GoOo CUBS, GO SOX! (this weekend only) & GO INDIANS!!!! DeRO & WoodY, U GUYS KNOW WHAT TO DO!! 
FUCK u CARdsbiTCh, go SLice YOUr NECK OFF, U 80 year OLd HAG! 
June 13th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
another sub-par performance by americas lovable loosers!!!!the sheep seemed a tad quite today.
June 13th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
This is so much fun. I love watching them struggle. Sub-par, sub-500.
And didn’t those sheep look cold! Wonder if the Cap’n was wearing his Parker Brothers jersey. You know, because he’s “STiLL got faiTH in BRADLey.”
giggle…
June 13th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
“im NOt a FAN that BOO’s 1 of their own.”
irrefutable proof he is a phony. 99% of flub fans at wrigley boo their own players.
I’m just being facetious, but only about him being a phony. I believe he truly is a flub fan.
June 13th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
100%**
June 13th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Ouch! The terrible Stros(according to YoU kNOw whO), not to mention the Buccos, are only 2 behind the best team on paper.
The sheep are lining up on the ledge.
June 13th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
I love how Twins fans pretty much took over Wrinkly Field, how ya like that??? Let’s go for the sweep!!! Scrubs suck!!!!
June 14th, 2009 at 11:17 am
wow has anyone else seen this? “We Believe” trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7571RlP2c&feature=email
“Directed by John Scheinfeld, (The U.S. vs. John Lennon), this feature film documentary is a celebration of hope, loyalty, faith and the extraordinary love affair between a great city and its baseball team. We Believe, explores the relationship between Chicago, the Cubs and their loyal fans.” i am speechless…
June 14th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
weLL cry-baby ass CUB HATERs, it was a PRETTy good suNday, wasnt it??……..THE BREWERs LOSt, THe REDS GoT SWEPT, I couLd GiVA FUCK ABouT thE 4 GAmes BAck, “LAST PLACE” ASStros…….& LAST but not LEast……THE GAYdiNALs GET SHUT OUT, in front of THE WHOLE COUNTRY, by the —–COMPLETE GAME—– WINNER CLiff LEE!! LoL after da 1st, HE SAT 20 GAYBirds in a ROW!!
Now thats FUNNY!! 
FRustrating to watch, huH CARdspiG?. i bet u didnt Like the 2run BLASt in da 1st by my BOy, D-RO HUh?……LMAo! FUCk the GAYdiNALs, FUck ALL U JEALOus, CRY-BABy, CUB HATers, & FUCK U WHite TRAiLOR trash GRANdma, aka CARdspig aka UNDERCOVER CUB FAN aka CUBSpig! lol GOoOoOoO CUBS!!!!!!!!
June 14th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
giggle
June 14th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Guess wHo’S bACk? The Scubbies must have squeaked out a win.
June 14th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
weLL cry-baby ASS CUB HATERS, it was A prettY GOOD SUNDAY, wasnt it??………..the BREWERS LOST THe REDS goT SWEPT, i COULd GiVA FUCK abOUT THE 4 GAMES Back, “LAST PLACE” ASStros…………& LASt but not LEASt…….the GAYdiNALS GET SHUT OUT, in FRONT OF THE WHOLE COUNTRY, by the ——COMPLETE GAME—— WINNER, CLiFF LEE!! LoL After the 1st, HE SAT “”"20″”" GAYbirds down in a ROW!, Now thats HiLARiOUS!! LMAo!!……FRUSTRATiNG to WATch, huh CARDSPig?. did u enJOY WATCHing my boy, D-RO, SMAck a 2run BLAST in the 1st? lol……….Fuck the gaydinaLS, FUCK ALL U JEALOUS, CRY-BABy, CUB HAters, & FUCK U WHite TRASH GRANdma, aka CARDSPig aka “UNDERCOVER CUB FAN” aka CUBSPig! lol GoOoOoO CUBS!!….OOOWEEeee, THE LAKERS WON, im up $200! ALL u kobe haters, that said he cudnt win another titLe without “SHAQ,” can now SHUT THE FUCK UP! haha! PHiL JACkson flash them 10 rings sir!!… U GOTTA LOVE THE “”HATERS”" tho, u chumps do such a GREAT JOB @ HATin! lol
June 14th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I can’t wait for a couple weeks when Brewers fans take over the Dump like Twins fans did this weekend. I guess Cubs fans are finally starting to realize that their team never has a chance. I just hope the Brewers stop sucking before then because they’ve been really pissing me off this month so far. Oh and what do the Lakers winning the championship have to do with this site?
June 15th, 2009 at 4:48 am
Gee, $200? Big wager there Cap’n. $200 whole dollars. What’s that? About 1/10000 of your hero Kobe’s salary? Big whoopy, Cap,n. Now you can buy another Parker Brothers jersey and help support his big ass undeserved salary too. More likely we’ll see you around town sporting a Lakers jersey. You’re a true sheep, Cap’n, a true sheep indeed.
What a bandwagon-jumping dufus. But keep up the good work. We do enjoy the gibberish. You’re a dufus, but an amusing one.
June 15th, 2009 at 7:17 am
LoL u seem a LiL upset GRANNy……did i piss u off? or was it your TEAMs offensIve struGGLES? no, wait, it was probabLy CLIFF LEE right??! LMao!! fuck u, you DUMb bitch! i cant heLp but notice, that u didNt MENTion the GAYdiNALs? u ONLY MENTioN THEM WHEN THEY “WIN” Huh, u FAT ANIMAL?! LoL…..& YUP $200 WHOLE DOLLArs big chops, thats MORE than your WEEKLY SALARY @ McDonalds isnt it?…..HAHAHAHA, nope im nOt a LAKERS fan PIG, its “THE NBA FINALS” EVERYBODY HAS TO CHOOSE A TEAm u stupid Bitch. & u have the NERVE to caLL me a “BANDWAGON RYDER??” bitch EVERY team the cubs PLAY, u suck THEir DiCKS!! LOL………you are to AMUSING GREAT GRANdma! the scards BOW!!!! GET use 2 it u UGLY OLD, witch! THE GAYBIRDS ARE SLOWLY, but sureLy heading downwards in the divisiON! LMao………..oh & your the JEALOUS, CRY-BABY, wah-wah-wah!, CUB HATer, bitch YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK U & THE GAYBiRDS!! GOOOO CUBS!!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 7:32 am
LOL, I do love gettin’ you going, Cap’n, though I still think you could use those anger management sessions. Temper temper, my friend.
“its “THE NBA FINALS” EVERYBODY HAS TO CHOOSE A TEAm”. No dufus, not true. I did notice that you didn’t “choose” a team until they had won.
Oh, and I didn’t call you a bandwagon “ryder”, dufus. I called you a bandwagon JUMPER-as in last minute hop on. How’s that search for a Lakers jersey going?
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs STILL suck, even after winning a whole one in a row.
$200-LMAO!
June 15th, 2009 at 7:57 am
yup, no MENTION of the GAYBirds YET AGAIN! LoL
GAYBirds BLOOOOW!!!! Lmao! u seem 2 use the word “DUFUS” ALot, that must be some TYpe of hip SENOIR CITIZEN WORD, hahahahaha keep using it GRANNy. u SUCK DICK & YOUR GAYBirds SWALLOW then SPit it BACk IN YOur FAT MOUTH! HUrry up $ repLy again, U OLD HAG, THis is 2 much FUN! lol
June 15th, 2009 at 8:06 am
hey FAT HAG, u say i havent MENTiONE THE LAKERS TiL THEY WON? press page up & read COMMENT #65, it was posted JUNE 5th! Lmao, BESides BEing AN OLD, WHITE TRASH, OBESE, JEaLOUS, COCK SUCKIN Bitch, your ALSO STUPID!! LMao, hahahahahaha, now whos a BAND-WAGON JUMPER?,…..Bitch you ARE A “BAND-WAGON”, U PORTLY COW! LoL HUrry up & REPLY GRANNY, You are 2 FUNNY!
June 15th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Do you really go back and check out when and what you posted? Feeble, Cap’n, very feeble. LOL.
As I said, you’re too easy, dufus. Now I must let you wallow in your angry muddled thoughts. While I don’t need to hold down two jobs to put food on the table (or jerseys on my back) as do you, I do have to work 5 hours today. So I’ll see you around 5:00, ok? That should be between your “day” job at K Mart and your nightly pimping work. How many girls do you corral, anyway? Inquiring minds want to know.
See ya! Go Go Lakers!
June 15th, 2009 at 8:27 am
yup i HAD TO GO BACK & PROVE WHAT A STUPid Bitch u ARE!! so u work 5 hours TOday!!!! omg, LMAO!!! THAT SOUNDs Like PROSTituting 2 ME. SO HOW MANy COCKS CAN U TAKE CARE of in “5 HOURS??”
I KNOW your a PRO. so u PROBABLy get FUCKED by 50 guys in a 5 hour span right??……LoL GO GO GRANDMA!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!…..K-mart???? hahahahahahaha!! i havent been 2 k-mart since i was about 10 & went with mY PAREnts….hahahahahahaha, FUNNY HOW U DONT MENTiON YOUR “AGE” your “GENDER” if you have “KIDS” or not, or defend yourseLf fron NOT LIVING in a TRAiLOR. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA U BLOOOOW GRANDMA!!! YOUR WORTHLESS, a LOSER, AN OVERWEiGHT SENior citizen, now hurry up & GET TO WORK, YOU GOT 50 COCKS WAiting ON YOU. LMAO!!
June 15th, 2009 at 10:55 am
“nope im nOt a LAKERS fan PIG, its “THE NBA FINALS” EVERYBODY HAS TO CHOOSE A TEAm u stupid Bitch”
thank god I read further. I would be devastated to know that I share fandom of the lakers with a flub fan.
June 15th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Ok kids how about ozzys coment on puking every time he goes to the dump. admit it sheep EVERYONE but you sheep see the friendly confines for what it really is A DISGRACE. the honorable mayor daly was right when he wanted to tear the place down. it is a rat infested,urine smelling left over piece of shit.and now we know that the oz cant stomach the place. GO GO WHITESOX,CUBS ARE YOUR BITCHES AND………….THEY SUCK!!!!!
June 15th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
CARDSFAN,my my you sure did a good job on getting the lil capn tuned up. little bastards all over the place with his comments.you know i would bet the capn is about 33 and weighs in around 265,5foot 8 inches long greasy hair bad completion.smells like a combination of lays potato chips and sweat. drinks montain dew by the litre,lives in the basement of his mommas house,still a virgin { at least in the hetrosexual world } and jacks off at least twice a day. in short your typical scrubs fan. what do you think ?
June 15th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
What better way to spend a crappy dress uniform day, then watching a flubs fan make a complete and total fool of himself,time and time again.
June 15th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I do have a way of getting sheep going. It seems to be an innate talent. The Cap’n isn’t the first sheep to think he’s going to be the one to to best me. Actually, next to some that I’ve sparred with, this dufus is a true lightweight.
Does this dufus actually think I’m going to tell him anything about me? The only two things he needs to know are that I’m a Scub Hater, born and bred and that he’ll never win. You know, like that sorry assed team he follows.
June 15th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Seems we have a military man among us. Thank you AFCardsFan, for what you do.
June 16th, 2009 at 9:16 am
There is only one thing that sucks about being in the military, i am stationed in colorado, so i very rarely get to see the Cardinals play. Thank God for the internet(and MLB TV)
On another there seems to be three kinds of fans here, Rockies fans, Cardinals fans, and Cubs fans. Very few other teams. And yes the flubs fans here act like every other does. All full of themselves in the spring and early part of the season, and then silence, and then them saying next year.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am
well todays the day,even the chicago papers are hypeing this matchup of managers. i would love to see clueless lou lose it big time with ozzy.not only would the cubs get an ass whippin but i do believe fat ass lou would recieving an old fashion ass kickin too! GO-GO WHITE SOX!!!!! CUBS SUCK
June 16th, 2009 at 10:54 am
with cave-boy pitching, nobody’s safe. this is the type of game that gets his prehistoric genes in a boil. it always happened with the birds. ask jimmy e.! that water fountain in the dug-out doesn’t stand a chance.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:16 am
just imagine , cave-boy beating the water fountain , lou throwing first base into the outfield, and ozzy pukin in the dugout!!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 11:46 am
gOtdam ASStrosFAG u sure do know ALOT about chicago. I CAN TELL U SPEND MOST of your WORTHLESS, PATHETic Life on the comPUTER tracking THE CUBS’ “”"”"EVERY MOVE!”"”"” LoL BOy YOU DEFINE THE WORD “LOSER,” instead of sucking the CUBS’ DiCKs sO GOTdAM MUCH, y dont u TAKE your 45 year OLd virgin ASS OUTSide & try & get some PUSSy? Hmmm… “GO-GO WHITE SOX!!!!!” huh?? u werent scREAMing that in 05′ were u? lmao HAHAHAHA, YOus a STR8 UP DICK RYDA! LoL WHos dick u gonna GAG ON & RYDE NEXT, U FAGGOT ASS Bitch?! fuck u, THE “”"”LAST PLACE”"”" ASStros, & THE WHiTE SUUUXXX!…..WELL go ahead & REPLy 2 me, u fckN LOSER, i know your sitting YOur ViRGiN ASS in front off YOUr mommy’s COMPUTER, waiting 4 me 2 POST. HA! GOOO CUBS!!! & FUck ALL THE HAAAAATAAAAAAz!! IM Off 2 game, the SUX Better PRAY 4 A RAin-OUT……..LET’S GET IT!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
FAG BOY CAPN U IS BACK !!!!! i probably forgot more about chicago than you will ever know. you are right about one thing,i wasnt sayin go go white sox back in 05.But any one who BEATS the scrubs is my second favorite team. as far as the rest of your inmature gibberish GO FUCK YOURSELF YA LITTLE FAG ASS CUMGUZZLIN GOAT FUCKIN BIKE SEAT SNIFFIN FAG!!!!!!!YA CUBBIES SUCK
June 16th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
OFF TO THE GAME?? what kinda bullshit is that! fuckin game starts at 7:05 tonight fer christsakes. what are you walkin capn? its not that far from cabrini-green is it? ya wanna know what i think,the capn here has NEVER been to a game in his life. fag boy probably lives in joliet or some other shithole suburb. pimp my ass,this little bitch is a wanna be phony.
June 16th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
i meaNt off to a FRiENds HOUse, frOm heRE were GOnna HEAD off TO WRigLeyviLLe…..bUT WoW, EVERy tiME u POST, u AMAZE ME ON HOW MUch of A FCKN DEADBEAT LOSER u are! LoL I SURE AS heLL donT Live in the “SUBURBS,” u proBABLy do tho, & whOA!!……u caLLed me a “BIKE SEAT SNIFFER”……U SURE TOLD ME!, i MUST of REALLy piSSED U OFF, i apoLOgiZE, i didNT KNow u were THAT SWEEt & SENSitiVE…..LMAo!! kEEp HATin ON ME & THE CUBS, U LiFELESS CHUmp, im startiNG TO FEEL SORRY 4 u! HAHAHAHAHA!…..WELL i know your waiting 4 MY POSt again, so GO AHEAD & DO WATCHA DO BEST, CRY, BiTCH & WHinE oN HOw much u HATe the cubs…..LoL…….u FCKN “”"”"CRY-BABY”"”" Ha! WAAH! WAAH! WAAAAH!! LOL, U Aint nUTTin but A BiTCH Ho! turn them ‘HAPPY DAYS’ reruns off & GO OUTSiDE & GET A ‘LIFE’, U FCKN —–LAME—–……..WELL, we goTTA go, i might have 2 KNock a coupLE SUX FANS OUT TONight, hahaha, thats GOnna be FUN!…GOOO CUBS, & FUCK A 45YR. OLD VIRGIN NAMED “ASStrosFAG! LoL…………………..NOW HURRY up & post sissY.
June 16th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Waah! Waaah! Waaaah!
Waaah! Waaaah! Waaah! 
“sniff” sniff” Waaaah! Waaah!! Waaaah! 
waaaaah! WaaaaaaaaaaH!
June 16th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
LMAo
June 16th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
capn you dont have any friends,admit it you been outed.hey those sox fans youre gonna knock out,better be careful their parents may see ya.punk ass bitch!!!!!
June 16th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
last I knew cabrini green was gone, but that ruled haha
June 16th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
oops been a few years but as i remember all you had to do was take a few wrong turns a BAM instant ghetto. seems like the kinda place a scrubs fan could call home
June 16th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
this just in ” sosa tested positive for ped’s in 2003. and how did that work out for ya
June 16th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
They couldn’t win a post-season game since Steroid Sammy So-So failed his ped test.
June 16th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I like Colorado. It’s gorgeous country out there. It would be hard to live there and only get to see the Cards a couple of times a season, or with interleague play, only once a season.
“And yes the flubs fans here act like every other does.” The sheep are obnoxious wherever one runs into them. And so many of them are like our friend the Cap’n, obnoxious AND stupid.
June 16th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Now it turns out former Scrubbie Mel Hall is convicted of feeling up some itty bitty…
June 17th, 2009 at 5:46 am
We all KNEW that Shammy used too. I didn’t need confirmation of that, but it’s good to have when the sheep start bashing McGwire (yes, they still do).
Everyone speared McGwire for refusing to give answers at the hearings, but at least he didn’t flat out lie like Palmeiro and Shammy. No excuses for him though. They’re all jerks who’ve tainted baseball history.
I’m glad that Shammy has been outed too. I get sick of the “choir boy team” attitude of the sheep.
June 17th, 2009 at 7:27 am
FUCK a McGWiRE & FUCK A saMMy……..everybody TOOK PED’S! LOL…………….oh yeah. & FUck a CARdspig! they take ped’s. u PROBABLy EAT em, u FAT ass HiPPO!
June 17th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Oh now, fess up Cap’n. When the “great race” was on in ’98, you were right there cheering on Shammy, the also ran. Don’t even try to deny it. Up til the cork incident, all you sheep would have kissed Shammy’s ass if he asked, and 3/4 of you would have even after that.
What a complete dufus you are.
June 17th, 2009 at 10:15 am
1st of ALL in 98′ i was in high schooL, busy FUCKING ALL the pretty giRLs in sight! unLike u, a COMPLETE LOSER, who SPENT ALL HER LiFE SUCKIN DICK, EATING & TALking shit in the traiLOr that u stiLL RESide in today!
do u remeMBER 1998?? U WERE ABout 65years OLd, suckin 300 dicks a WEEk, do u REMEMBER HOw many diCKS U SUCKED in 98???? PROBABLy about 3,600 or so, DAAAAyum!! HaHaHahA! “What a complete -dufus- you are.” lol THEre goes that COOL, HIP SENiOR CiTiZEN WORD again lol u got a few YEARS LEFT to Live u OLD, FAT HAG! hahahaha! Goo CUBS!! GAYBirds BLOOOW!!!!!!
June 17th, 2009 at 10:16 am
June 17th, 2009 at 10:17 am
HURRY UP & REPLY 2 ME, U OLD HAG!!!
June 17th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Wow! 3 minutes, 3 posts. Must be some kind of record. I do love getting you all riled, Cap’n.
Don’t sell yourself short, Cap’n. High school lambs were the worst of the Shammy lovers. Ya’ll were wettin’ your panties over him. Come on, admit it. You were as in love with Shammy as the rest of them. It’s ok, you can tell us. We’ll keep it our little secret.
June 17th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Wow Cap’n. We Astros fans have real fans down here unlike in Scubland. You think we track the flubs every move? Uh no its called watching SportsCenter and Baseball Tonight fag boy. YOU banging all the girls in high school? You mean the whores, sluts, and potheads? Get a life Cap’n, you don’t have the intelligence to be on here.
July 9th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
White Sox rule!!! Cubs suck!
July 13th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
3 words 4 u Zamwhacko… anger management therapy