This picture nails it on the head. There are not many good uses for a Cub hat but this is one! We should mass produce these or something!
Did you hear that Wood and Prior will be getting statues of them built outside Wrigley Field?
The statue will be made of glass called, “the glass doll twins”.
CUBS
TO ALL FRONT OFFICE PERSONNEL:
It has come to my attention that in St. Louis, on opening day, all fans will receive a replica world series ring as a promotional giveaway. Ideas like this are what make great sports towns. Please lets brainstorm and come up with some ideas as to what we can give away to our dedicated fans. I have enclosed my own list and hope for some professional feedback as well as your ideas too. Thank you, John J. Wrigley, Esq.
10. Replica of the 10% off all Wrigley products coupon that the players received for winning the 1908 world series.
9. Brandt Brown Bobblehead
8. A day with Ernie Broglio
7. Two days with Harry Carry
6. A map to the south side to visit a real life world series trophy at Comiskey.
5. Beta (or Laserdisc) of The Blues Brothers with a lifesize cardboard cutout of Jim Belushi.
4. T-shirt with our new 2008 Motto ‘Wild Card Fever’
3. 2 tickets to the best game in town OPRAH!
2. One year supply of professional grade CORK
1. Amtrak tickets to see the Cardinals play in a stadium built for this century
Sincerely,
John J. Wrigley, Esq
CHICAGO CUBS APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
NAME_____________ (IF BRANDT BROWN PLEASE LEAVE)
1/EXPECTED INCOME
2/POSITION EXPECTED
3/DATE I CAN START
4/HOW I WAS REFERRED
5/MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
6/I EXPECT A WORLD SERIES RING
SIGNATURE__________________ (OR JUST MAKE AN X)
The Cubs should move to the Philippines and change their name to the Manila Folders!