Chicago Cubs Application for Employment
CHICAGO CUBS APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
NAME_____________ (IF BRANDT BROWN PLEASE LEAVE)
1/EXPECTED INCOME
- A) LEAGUE MINIMUM
- B) AT LEAST MORE THAN RON SANTO
- C) YEAR LONG SUPPLY OF OLD-STYLE
2/POSITION EXPECTED
- A)INFIELD
- B)STARTING/DISABLED LIST PITCHER
- C)ON MY KNEES IN FRONT OF PUJOLS
3/DATE I CAN START
- A)IMMEDIATELY
- B)AFTER MY KHOURY LEAGUE IS OVER
- C)WHEN IM DONE ADMIRING PUJOLS
4/HOW I WAS REFERRED
- A)TRIBUNE AD
- B)LOU BROCK
- C)MY LOCAL POSTAL CARRIER
5/MY GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT
- A) DISABLED LIST LESS THAN 4X
- B) ONCE MET ALBERT PUJOLS
- C) NEVER PLAYED FOR CUBS
6/I EXPECT A WORLD SERIES RING
- A) THIS IS A STUPID QUESTION
- B) WHAT IS “WORLD SERIES”?
- C) WHEN TRADED TO ST. LOUIS
SIGNATURE__________________ (OR JUST MAKE AN X)
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