CUBS Acronym List

Did you know that CUBS is an acronym?

  • Completely Useless by September
  • Could U Beat Somebody
  • Could you be suckier?
  • Can Usually Blow Saves (or Series)
  • Completely Useless By Spring
  • Champions Until Baseball Starts
  • Can Usually Be Swept
  • Cork Used By Sammy
  • Cubs Acronym
  • Cant Undo Being Sucky
  • Can’t Understand Baseball Scoring
  • Can’t Understand Baseball Strategy
  • Constantly Uttering Bull SH@* (When talking about Cub fans)
  • Choke Under Baseball Stress
  • Children Use Better Stategies
  • Crap up baseball’s sanctity
  • Completely underachieving batters, starters
  • Cry unnecessarily ’bout Stoney
  • Constant untimely base-running snafus
  • Cubs Utter Baker Sucks
  • Continually Upstaged By Sox
  • Chicago’s Underachieving Baseball Squad
  • Constantly Using Bad Strategy
  • Coming Up Behind Sucks
  • Completely, Utterly Blown System
  • Chicago’s Ultimate Bitch Squad
  • Completely underacheiving baseball scrubs
  • Clearly Under Baseball Standards
  • Clubbed Until Beaten Shitless
  • Cardinals Usually Beat Severely

Feel free to add others in your comments below. We will continue to add good ones to the master list.


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One comment

  1. Damion
    #1

    LOL. those are funny. I’m a south sider and a Sox fan but I used to like the Cubs when they had a decent team. Now they just suck. I only catch a game to see them lose.

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