CUBS Acronym List
Did you know that CUBS is an acronym?
- Completely Useless by September
- Could U Beat Somebody
- Could you be suckier?
- Can Usually Blow Saves (or Series)
- Completely Useless By Spring
- Champions Until Baseball Starts
- Can Usually Be Swept
- Cork Used By Sammy
- Cubs Acronym
- Cant Undo Being Sucky
- Can’t Understand Baseball Scoring
- Can’t Understand Baseball Strategy
- Constantly Uttering Bull SH@* (When talking about Cub fans)
- Choke Under Baseball Stress
- Children Use Better Stategies
- Crap up baseball’s sanctity
- Completely underachieving batters, starters
- Cry unnecessarily ’bout Stoney
- Constant untimely base-running snafus
- Cubs Utter Baker Sucks
- Continually Upstaged By Sox
- Chicago’s Underachieving Baseball Squad
- Constantly Using Bad Strategy
- Coming Up Behind Sucks
- Completely, Utterly Blown System
- Chicago’s Ultimate Bitch Squad
- Completely underacheiving baseball scrubs
- Clearly Under Baseball Standards
- Clubbed Until Beaten Shitless
- Cardinals Usually Beat Severely
Feel free to add others in your comments below. We will continue to add good ones to the master list.
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April 27th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
LOL. those are funny. I’m a south sider and a Sox fan but I used to like the Cubs when they had a decent team. Now they just suck. I only catch a game to see them lose.