Cubs Cap

Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the White Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. the Cardinals fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Sox cap, replaced it, then wrote down some notes. Then he lifted up the Cardinals cap, replaced it, then wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, then lifted it up again, replaced it, and lifted it up a third time and replaced it one last time.

The Cubs fan was getting upset and asked What are you? A pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”

“Well, said the Officer, I am surprised. Normally when I look under a Cubs hat, I find an asshole”