CUB FANS ANONYMOUS

THE 12 STEPS

1. We admit that our team is powerless over baseball, and our team has become unmanageable.
2.  Came to believe that a team greater than the Cubs could restore us to sanity.
3.  Made a decision to turn our cheers and our loyalty to that team.
4.  Made a searching and fearless inventory of our memorabilia.
5.  Admitted to ourselves and another human being that the CUBS SUCK!
6.  Said we were ready to have this defect of character removed.
7.  Humbly removed our pennants and bumper stickers.
8.  Made a list of all baseball fans we had offended by being a Cub Fan and agreed to tell them that the CUBS INDEED SUCK!
9. Told those fans directly, except when to do so would cause them to heap such abuse and ridicule upon us as to cause assault of homicide.
10.  Continue to watch baseball and when we see the Cubs play, promptly admit they SUCK!
11.  Seek through radio and television to improve our knowledge of our new team.
12. Having opened our eyes, we will carry forth the message that “THE CUBS SUCK!” in all our affairs.