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Cubs opening day giveaway ideas

Cubs Suck Jokes — By webmaster on Friday, March 28, 2008

CUBS
TO ALL FRONT OFFICE PERSONNEL:

It has come to my attention that in St. Louis, on opening day, all fans will receive a replica world series ring as a promotional giveaway.  Ideas like this are what make great sports towns.  Please lets brainstorm and come up with some ideas as to what we can give away to our dedicated fans.  I have enclosed my own list and hope for some professional feedback as well as your ideas too.  Thank you, John J. Wrigley, Esq.

10. Replica of the 10% off all Wrigley products coupon that the players received for winning the 1908 world series.
9.  Brandt Brown Bobblehead
8.  A day with Ernie Broglio
7.  Two days with Harry Carry
6.  A map to the south side to visit a real life world series trophy at Comiskey.
5.  Beta (or Laserdisc) of The Blues Brothers with a lifesize cardboard cutout of Jim Belushi.
4.  T-shirt with our new 2008  Motto ‘Wild Card Fever’
3.  2 tickets to the best game in town  OPRAH!
2.  One year supply of professional grade CORK
1.  Amtrak tickets to see the Cardinals play in a stadium built for this century

Sincerely,
John J. Wrigley, Esq

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Comment by kstolz

March 28, 2008 @ 7:44 am

Selected guests can take home the concrete that falls on their heads from above.

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