Cubs Suck Poem
This one goes out to all the Sox fans and Cubs fans.
The Cubs frickin suck.
I find this to be true.
It makes me sick to see these pricks
Wearing Cubbie Blue.
Wrigley Field’s a dump.
Wrigleyville is gay.
The Sox can take it to the Cubs
Anytime, any day.
The Cubs Suck!
The Cubs Really Suck!
The Cubs Really Really Suck!
Lee is overrated.
Zambrano’s an ass.
Prior can’t stay healthy.
Baker passes gas.
Hendry can’t run this fucking team
to save his pathetic life!
Wood gets injured every year,
and has a trainer for a wife!
The Cubs Suck!
The Cubs Really Suck!
The Cubs Really Really Suck!
(2x)
The Cubbies are sissies.
Their fans are all fags!
They walk around in Boytown
Dressing up like drags!
The guys dive in troughs!
The chicks are ugly as fu$$!
The Sox are the Champions…
The Cubs just SUCK!!!
The Cubs Suck!
The Cubs Really Suck!
The Cubs Really Really Suck!
The Cubs Suck!
The Cubs Really Suck!
The Cubs Really Really Suck!
I dedicate this poem to all the White Sox fans and Cubs fans everywhere! This one’s for you!
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