2009 Playoffs begin without the Cubs

What’s better Cub haters and Cub fans?

a) Winning the NL Central and getting swept in the first round of the playoffs?

b) Just sucking in the regular season and saving yourself the embarrassment in the post-season?

That’s a tough question. All I know is the Cubs aren’t dancing in October this year. So what team will Cubs Suck Club jump on board and cheer for? Well, I think that answer is easy. The Cubs hate the Whitesox, Cardinals, Brewers and Astros. With the Cardinals being the only team left – let’s all jump on board and root for the Redbirds. How bad would that burn to be a Cubs fan and see the STL Cardinals win 2 World Series in 3-4 years. Ouch. Another angle is, remember last year, when the Cubs got swept and completely embarrassed by the Dodgers? How would this reflect on the Cubs if the Dodgers just got blasted this year? Moral of the story – if you don’t have a team in the postseason and hate the Cubs – cheer for the Cardinals!

BET ON THE CARDINALS TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES


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37 comments so far

  1. cubswillchoke
    #1

    #2 is better. this way we don’t have to hear “this is the year” until the fubs go 3 and out, we get to hear “next year” and laugh our asses off.

  2. cardsfan
    #2

    Tough call. I’d say a and b are of equal hilarity for Scub Haters. Like I said, it doesn’t matter when the Losers choke as long as they choke. And they never fail us in that respect.

    Ouch! The Phillies look tenacious.

    GO CARP!! GO CARDS!! BEAT LA!!

  3. soxfanforever
    #3

    Well, guys, I have to go with b. This way we don’t have to hear all that “this is the year” bullshit and see all those dumb “W” t shirts and stupid “it’s gonna happen” signs! The Goat (again) says, “BAAAHAAAAHAA!” Translation: “Fuck you you stupid cub fans!” I say, Good Luck St. Louis as well as (as always), GO GO WHITE SOX AND WHOEVER PLAYS the cubs(flubs)!

  4. P.I.M.P
    #4

    HEY WEBMASTERBATER, ASK CARDSPiG HOW SHE FEELS??? LMAO!!!!! GAYBirdS ARE ABOUT TO GET SWEEEEEPT!!!! LMao!! THA REDBirds did AAALL THAT WiNNiNG iN THE REGULAR SEASON, JUST TO GET SWEPT in THE PLAYOFFS BY THE DODGERS, Hmmmmmm, SOUNDS FAMiLiAR DOESNT iT???? YUP THE 2009 CARdiNALs, are the 2008 CUBS!!! TELL that fat bitch CARDSPig that WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FUCK THE CARDinaLS!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!! LOL!!!

  5. P.I.M.P
    #5

    WOOOOOW!! THis site HAS BEEN NiCE & QUieT LATELY…..Hmmmm, i WONDER WHY??? LMAO!!! im WATCHiNG GAME 3 THE DODGERS ARE UP 4-0 & FRUSTRATion iS STARTing TO KICK iN!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOOK AT THAT FAT FAG PUJOLS, CRYing LYka STR8 UP BiTCH!!! OMG, THis series HAS BEEN NOTHiNG BUT PURE COMEDY!!! CARDSPif YOUR SEASON iS ALMOST OVER U FAT, UGLY BitCH!, NOW U CAN GO BACK TO FULL-TIME, TRAILOR PARK COCK SUCKING, U OLD, RAGGEDY, FiLTHY STUPiD WHiTE BiTCH!! LOL! FUCK THE CARdinALS!!

  6. P.I.M.P
    #6

    SOXBiTCHFOREVER, iT SOUNDS LiKE U MiSS ME THE MOST!……LMAo! U CANT KEEP MY DiCK OUT YOUR MOUTH, CAN U?? U LOOOOOOOVE MENTiONiNG MY NAME, DONT U?? wait, ethier with A TRiPLE!!! LMAO! LOOK AT THAT HiPPiE RASMUS, HE FUCKIN BLOWS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! anyways, what u got to saY MR. “”I STUDY MARTiAL ARTS”" LMAo! dude i cried CUZ I LAFFED SO HARD WHEN I READ THAT STUPID ASS SHIT!,,,,WAIT DODGERS 5-0!!! anyway, CMON KARATE BiTCH, SIT THE FUCK DOWN WITH THAT DUMB SHIT PUNK, U WUDNT HARM A FLY OLD MAN!

  7. P.I.M.P
    #7

    BUSCH STADiUM iS AS QUiET AS A CHURCH ON TUESDAY!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! CARDSPig u said u were GONNA BE THERE TO WiTNESS THE DODGERS SWEEP THE GAYBiRDS,…..HAViNG FUN???? HAHAHAHAHAHA!! :D

  8. P.I.M.P
    #8

    YEEEEESS!!! SwWwWwWwWwWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeePP!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! LMAO!!! HOW DOES iT FEEL FAT BiTCH?? LET THE CRYiNG BEGiN CARDSPiG!! LMAO!! :D SWEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPP!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! THE 2009 CARDINALS = THE 2008 CUBS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PAYBACKS A STR8 UP BiTCH iSNT iT U FAT, STINKY BiTCH??? SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! ALL THAT SHiT U WERE TALKiNG THRUOUGHT THE SEASON ABOUT THE CUBS…..AND YOUR PiCE OF SHiT TEAM WENT OUT “”"”"EXACTLY”"”"” THE WAY THEY DiD LAST YEAR!!!! LMAO!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! IT GOTTA HURT KNOWING THE CARDINALS DiD EXACTLY WHAT THE CUBS DiD!!!! LOL SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! LETS RENAME THE TO THE “”"CUBDINALS”"” LMAO!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! OR BETTER YET, HOW ABOUT THE “”CHOKEDiNALS???”" LMAO!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! I LOVE IT!! WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND U OLD BiTCH!

  9. P.I.M.P
    #9

    GO CARP!! GO CARDS!! BEAT LA! LMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  10. P.I.M.P
    #10

    GO CARP! GO CARDS! BEAT LA! :D

  11. P.I.M.P
    #11

    BET ON THE CARDINALS TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES…….WTF????? I THINK NOT!! GO CARP!! GO CARDS!! BEAT LA!! LMMFAO! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! GO CUBDiNALS GO! LoL GO CHOKEDiNALS GO!

  12. P.I.M.P
    #12

    anothe angle is, remember last year when the cubs got swept, and completely embarassed by the dodgers? how would this reflect on the cubs if the dodgers just got BLASTED this year?…….LMFAO!!! WEBMASTERBiTCH, YOUR A DUMB FUCK, JUST Like YOUR PiG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!

  13. soxfanforever
    #13

    WWLL WELL! LOOK WHO’S HERE? Our old friend CaPsLock (cocksuck)! Webmaster let you through for a few comments, huh? I told you meet me at mc Nally’s, and ya never showed! YEAH! NOW who’s the pussy bitch? Anyway, at least the Cards made the playoffs, and the Sox beat your gay ass cubs in the season series! Put that in your mouth and suck it BITCH! LOL!

    GO GO WHITE SOX AND WHOEVER PLAYS the cubs(flubs)!

  14. hpencefan18
    #14

    Oh my freaking god look whos back!!!! Our stupid, dumbass friend the Cap’n! Looks like Webmaster let you back on huh? How’s the “best team on paper?” Oh that’s right they suck! What do you know? We didn’t even need those stupid flubs to make the playoffs! We got a whole bunch of laughs!!!

  15. soxfanforever
    #15

    Is this CAPsLOCk’s new name- P.I.M.P? LOL! A more appropriate name would be P.U.N.K-as in SPINELESS!

  16. SOX FAN
    #16

    i wanted the Dodgers to win that series (for Big Jim), but i expected the Cardinals to win one, oh well, you got a good team for the next few years, and the flubs will kick themselves in the crotch again

  17. cardsfan
    #17

    Bad end to a great season. Gives me a little insight into how Scub fans feel. How do they take it year after year, decade after decade, century after century? Oh yeah, because they’re sheep.

    Hey, does this mean I can wear one of those stupid “Central Division Champs” shirts that the sheep have been sporting for 2 years? Nah, winning the division isn’t good enough for me. Ok…wait til next year! Oh yeah, that one belongs to the sheep too. Hmm…how about it’s only 177 days til Opening Day 2010? Works for me.

    Sorry guys, if the webmaster is gonna let the Cap’n back in I’m gone. See ya.

  18. P.I.M.P
    #18

    LMao! YEAh U FAT STUPid OLd WRiNKLY BiTCH, THATS EXACTLY WHAT i THOUGHT, U AinT GOT NOTHiNG TO SAY ABOUT YOUr “CHOKEDiNALS!!” LoL :D SWEEEEEEEEEEP!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! 2009 CARDINALS=2008 CUBS!…..HEY GRANdma B4 U LEAVE, IMA STOP BY YOUR TRAiLOR & GET SUCKED UP! LoL GOOD RiDDENS U SHIT TALKiNG, UGLY Bitch!!, U CAN GET BACK TO CRYiNG Now Ms. PiGGY. SWEEEEEEEEP!!! SWEEEEEEEEEP!! LoL

  19. P.I.M.P
    #19

    lol i put KSTOLZ outta commission, i PUT SOXBiTCHFOREVER OUTTA commission for a FEW MONTHS & NOw CARDSPiG is GONE,……..U GOTTA LOVE iT! LOL :) im not gonna keep posting everyday Like i use to Either so HPENcefag & SUxKARATEbitchFOREVER u2 FAGGOT FUCKS CAN SUCK MY DiCK! LMAo @ “i study martiaL arts” LMFAO!!!!!!! WAAYAAAAh! WAyaaaah! wax on wax off, LoL….WHATEVER, U2 CLOWNS AiNT WORTH MY Time, CARDSPiG CAN TALK SHiT WAY BETTER THAN u2 PUSSY’s……im out………….and as ALWAYS……….GOOO CUBS!! & FUCK THE HATERS!

  20. cubswillchoke
    #20

    wow are people seriously leaving because the cap’n is back? holy lol. way to give the guy the reaction he’s been searching for all year. quitters. I’ll keep posting here because I don’t give a fuck

  21. igEtmOney
    #21

    LoL cubswillchoke, i RESPECT what U WROTE. AS a matter of fact, it was funny and true! “”QUiTTERS!”" :D FUCk it, i JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK EiTHEr…….lol

  22. igEtmOney
    #22

    HEy webmasterbater, NOW WHAT ARE U GONNA DO??? PEOPLE are Leaving THiS SiTE, and NO MORE cubs tiL Next year….what do u ppl taLk about during winter?? :)

  23. soxfanforever
    #23

    P.I.M.P(P.U.N.K): YOU? Put ME out of the commission? LMFAO! THAT’LL BE THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!YOU ARE DEFINITELY OUT OF YOUR CARTOON MIND YOU COWARD ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. cubswillchoke
    #24

    good thing soxfan is still here — his jokes about the goat were too good.

  25. soxfanforever
    #25

    No P.U.N.K, YOU are not worth MY time! I don’t miss you, and the only one with a dick in his mouth is YOU! LOL! it doesn’t matter because Webmaster will most likely be banning you from this site again anyway! LMAO!

    GO GO WHITE SOX AND WHOEVER PLAYS the cubs(flubs)!

  26. hpencefan18
    #26

    Hey fellow cub haters, I don’t care if the Cap’n is back, just more laughs! So Cap’n where have you been for the past 4 months or so? Wacking off?

  27. cubswillchoke
    #27

    legitimate question by hpence. the last I knew, webmaster had him banned and all of his comments went through moderation, but now somehow he is back. either cap’n is a computer genius, or webmaster thought the site needed a spark. i’m going to go with the latter.

  28. igEtmOney
    #28

    lol DAM sUXKARATEbitCHFOREVER, y so HOSTiLe? did i touch a nerve? do i piss u oFF that Much? LMAo! :D WHat a fuckin CLOWN.

  29. soxfanforever
    #29

    igEtmOney, YOU? Call me a clown? LMAO! “said the pot to the kettle!” HAHAHAHAHA! That is too fuckin’ funny! NO! I’m not hostile! You’re just a typical cub fan, and that’s why I LMFAO at ya! You were the one hostile way back when “name a date and time and i’ll b there!”, “bitch i’d break ur mudafuckin’ jaw” LOL! You want to make wisecracks about me and my martial arts, but where’s all that tough talk now, huh? Ya never showed at Mc Nally’s-wimped out just like you did against astrosfan! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Typical cub fan and like his team-big talk but no balls to back it up! All I can do is laugh at ya, otherwise from now on, it’s talk to The Goat cuz I’m not wasting my time with ya, pussy bitch!

    GO GO WHITE SOX AND WHOEVER PLAYS the cubs(flubs)!

  30. soxfanforever
    #30

    The Goat says, “BEAHEAHEAHEA!”

    TRANSLATION: igEtmOney, you and the cubs both suck my dick!

  31. igEtmOney
    #31

    u say the same old stupid BORRING, pathetic SHIT ALL THE TIME, no wonder u dont get any pussy…is that all u got, OLD MAN??, “THE Goat?” LMAO! ***YAWNZZzZzZzZz*** sit down & drink your MetamucciL GRANDPA, u might get a STROKE with aLL that AGGRESSiOn.

  32. BrewCrew19
    #32

    Fitting end to this Flubbie Era

    he Chicago Cubs filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Monday, a step that will allow their owner to sell the baseball team in an $845 million deal. ,

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091012/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/us_cubs_bankruptcy_18

  33. cubswillchoke
    #33

    whatever happened to astrosfan?

  34. soxfanforever
    #34

    Yeah, astrosfan, where are ya? He’s maybe busy suing that stupid bitch who hit him on his motorcycle.

  35. soxfanforever
    #35

    Hey, astrosfan, if you’re out there, the cap’n wimped out against me just like he did against you! Maybe realized he’d get his ass kicked!

  36. soxfanforever
    #36

    The Goat says, BEAHEAHEA!
    Translation: New ownership or not, “them cubs, they still won’t win!”

  37. cubswillchoke
    #37

    hahah. yeah, flub fans think that the ownership change is going to magically reverse their fortunes. the first indication that no changes are imminent is the fact that Ricketts has already said Hendry will be the GM in 2010. Moreover, the payroll is already 135 million. If you can’t win with that payroll… wow. Fail. It’s not gonna happen.

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