Brewers prepare to Choke-hold the Cubs
Our lovable losers travel to Milwaukee for a 3 game set starting today. Brewer fans and players – take care of business. The Cubs have rookie “Randy Wells” on the mound today so it’s time for a pounding. Wait, do Brewers fans hate the Cubs? If so – let us know! I hope to report back tomorrow with a big L flag.
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May 8th, 2009 at 10:07 am
LET THE CRYING, JEALOUSY, HATE. BITCHIN, & WHINING BEGIN!!!
TAKE iT AWAY LADiES!! BY THE WAY, NiCE PiCTURE 
U JUSY FLAT OUT HATE US, & WERE JUST SITTIN BACK. LAUGHING & LOVing eVeRY MiNUTE OF IT!!…..SO WITH THAT BEing SAiD, LET THE ENVY BEGiN!!….
May 8th, 2009 at 11:09 am
win a playoff game.
May 8th, 2009 at 11:23 am
who would envy so-called fans who find their favorite team’s lifelong history of losing a source of pride. that is why the scrubs and their fans are known as “the laughable losers”! you all are a joke to baseball fans everywhere.
May 8th, 2009 at 11:39 am
ok, ok, ok…..THE SAME LAME ASS “CUBS HISTORY” COMMent again….CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE BE UNique & come up with a BETTER ONE??
eehh the playoff game comment was so,so…..READY, SET, GO!! TRY AGAin Ladies!….
May 8th, 2009 at 11:44 am
BUT Like i saiD before,ALL u CUB HATING FAGGOTS DO is BRing up “”THE PAST”" we LIVE IN THE PRESENT LADIES!!! LOL u guys are pathetic, u act Like u chumps have been alive for 100 years! LMAO
ANYWAY……KEEP IT UP JEALOUS LADies, WHOS NEXT???
May 8th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
i don’t mind staying with the present. the birds are 21\2 games over your scrubbies! and the brew crue are about to leapfrog your asses.
May 8th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I’ll come up with a better joke. Ready? Kevin Gregg, Milton Bradley, Derrek Lee, Kosuke Fukudome.
May 8th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
COME ON BREWCREW make the little bears your bitches! oh and try to spill as much beer on the sheep as you can . it makes the pussys cry
May 8th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
oh and by the way “its a cubs world” you dont live in the future. i believe you live some drug and alcohol induced state.always ‘wait till next year” as far as the present take a look straight up for you shall see the redbirds about to shit in yer eye!!!!! take a good look now for its as close as yer gettin this year. GOD HATES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
HAHA heilman and the rest of that shoddy cubs bullpen are trash. good luck the rest of the way flub fans, you’ll need it.
May 9th, 2009 at 5:17 am
now lets REViEW OUR PAST 5 cOMMENTS…..white rat that was wack, lolz, not creative enough, ASSTRosFan, your just another pathetic, whining LiTTle cubs hater, that just hates the cubs, and wednesdy & thursday were no EXCEption, when mY boys SWEPT YOUR WEAK-ASS TEAM!!
LOL FUCK U GAY GUY, KEEp Wishing & PRAying that the cubs LOSE! lol u said “GOD HATES YOU!!!!!!!!!!” LMAO!!! 
U SAID THAT WITH A PASSION! 
LOL THE CUBS ARE DOing A GREAT JOB GETTing under your SKin, u FCKN CRY-BABY!! LMAO…. oh and LOL, youre right, heiLman SUCKS!! I CAN AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT ONE! 
nOw whos next?? 
May 9th, 2009 at 9:15 am
the scrubs have been leading a charmed life for quite a few seasons now. it’s about time the karma has turned aginst them, injury wise. a-ram-ass and cavey are down, and sour lou can’t trust his bullpen anymore. this is great stuff.
May 9th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Poor poor little bears, lost one to the brewers. sheep everywhere are boo hooing. CAUSE THE SHEEP ARE FAGS
May 9th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
The Cap’n lives in the present. How about that? Well, too freakin bad that the Losers present looks as bad as their past. Not much to look forward to in the future either.
What a bunch of whining, puling sheep those Scubby fans are. Course, if my team sucked as badly and for as long as their team has, I’d be crying in my beer too.
May 9th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Not too long ago,our friends at The Cubs Suck Club posted a fan poll asking,”Who’s more fragile?”
Well 2 of the 3 pussies listed have since gone down.
Time for a new poll:Who’s next?
I say Soriano.Or Fuk u do me.
May 9th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Captain CApsLocK is the epitome of your typical cub fan. Angry, delusional, frustrated, jealous-THAT’S RIGHT, JEALOUS!(THE WHITE SOX AND CARDS CAN WIN A WORLD SERIES, AND the cubs CANNOT!)as well as small on brains, big on mouth!
May 9th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
No matter how much cub fans try to deny it-EVEN TO THEMSELVES-they’re the ones that are jealous. As long as our teams can win championships, we Chisox and Cards fans don’t care if the cubs have more fans!
GO GO WHITE SOX AND WHOEVER PLAYS the cubs(flubs)!
May 9th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I’d go with Horseyman, but since GagCubsGag picked him, I’ll go with Fukindone.
May 9th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Go Brewers!
May 10th, 2009 at 4:46 am
Scubs back in 4th, but the Cards better watch out for those Brewers. Great to see the good guys in 1st and 2nd place.
Wonder where the Cap’n is since his and chitown’s “beloved” Scubbies fell to the Brew Crew again. LOL
May 10th, 2009 at 7:34 am
Brewer fans HATE the Flubbies. I was at Miller Park last night to watch the Crew decimate the Northside losers.
May 10th, 2009 at 8:52 am
i was at MILLER PARK LAST NiTE TOO!….GOoOoOTTDAAM THE CUBS BULLPEn SUCKS ASS!! YEA i said it, i admit it, atleast i know when somebody sucks, & im not the one to justify my teams LACK of effort, such as the asstros, & THEir LiL CRY-BABY, FAGGOT ASS FAN in a skirt, ASSTROSFAN! LOL BITCH GO WORRY ABOUT YOUR GARBAGE-ASS TEAM PUSSY! THE ASSTROS JUST PLAiN SUUCKK DICK!! LMAO!
and i see my bitch SUXCUMGUZZLESFOREVER is BACK
CONTRERAS is THE MAN! LOL 
anyway, LAST Night CUBS & BREWER FANS WERE GETTin in2 it in the parking lot, yet oddLY ENUFF WHEN they saw me, they apoloGized for being rude, and commented on what a BEAUTiFUL FAMILY i have. lol i wasnt there 2 start anything anyway, IM NOT A SORE LOSER, LIKE THE BITCH ASS WHT SUX FANS, I SHOOK QUite a few BREWER FAN HANds after the game, & said “GooD GAME”…ALL in ALL iT WAS FUN, MY 3-YEAR OLD LOVED THE Mini bernie brewer sLide. in back of the section i was sitting in (106)…weLL, CARDSFAN YOUR A CRY-BABY, ASSTROS FAN YOUR JUST A STR7 UP H8N ASS PUSSY, & SUXBITCHFOREVER, U just have no purpose in LiFE, GO KiLL YOURSELF, U PATHETic piece of shit LOSER! 
Go Go CUBS & whoever plays the WHT SOX (WHITE SUUX) LMAO!!! KEEP saying that STUPiD ASS SHIT GAYGUY, you ARE PURE ENTERTAiNMENT!!! LOL………….GOoOo CUBS!!!
! LOL HEY HO!! MiSSED YA, AND YOUR shitty, pathetic team! lol white sux are hoRRiBLE, i CANT STOP LAFFN AT THAT WHOLE GROUP OF BUMS!!
May 10th, 2009 at 11:26 am
To it’s aCUBSWORLD!:
Please go to this site-
http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com
Plenty of losers over there who think That the Cubbies are going to win the World Series.Go there,make new loser friends,and leave us alone.
May 10th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
LMFAO! The Cap’n has a KID??? Too freakin funny! Can you just hear the crap coming out of that 3 year old mouth? A juvy in the making. A beautiful family? Tell us Cap’n, how many tats does the missus have? Or are you just shacking up? Inquiring minds want to know.
Did you tell those Brewer fans who apologized to you what a absolute jack ass you really are? Does the tattoo goddess know what you do when you’re online? When you’re mad at her do you call her a cunt, or pussy or some other term of endearment? Or are you just a little weasel who tries to seem tough only when online and anonymous?
What a pathetic piece of work you are. God, I’m glad I’m not you. Beautiful family…LOL
May 10th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
http://northsidebaseball.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=54132
Titled ‘This is the year’:
“Seriously, after the way the last 100 years went, the big moment wasnt going to come with a monster 97 win season and storming all the way to the end. It was going to come with a difficult season when they have to claw their way to the top through a roller coaster ride and overcoming every obstacle you can imagine. Its going to come on the last out of game 7 of the World Series, and it will be vs. the Red Sox or Yankees, not the Royals or Rays.”
another moron’s reasoning:
“Repeat of the Cardinals, who didn’t win the Series two years in a row when they ran away with the division but did win it the next year when they squeaked into the playoffs with the worst record of any postseason team in history. I don’t care if the Cubs win the division; I’ll take the wild card. Just get in, and anything can happen.”
LOL! there’s an immense difference: st. louis actually won playoff games in ’04 and ’05.
May 10th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
I can’t even read what the Cap’n writes. After about 5 words I feel like they are supposed to be written in crayon with letters spelled backwards and whatnot. Goddamn I have a headache.
May 10th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
lol yea CARDSFAG, if my GiRL HAS TATToos…..then YOUR MOM HAS A TAT ON HER LOWER BACK, WHich of whom her CUSTOMERS FEEL ON WHiLE FUCKIN HER iN HER ASS & YOUR GRANDMA HAS A TONGUE Ring, which she stiLL USES TO SUCK DICK FRiday & saturday niGHTS!….LMAO! CMON CHUmp it sounds Like your the ONLine TUFFGUY!
if your ever in CHICAGO, LET ME KNOW, SO i can meet up with you & BREAK YOUR MUDAFUCKIN JAW PUNK!! LOL KEEP UP THE CUB HATE, YOU FUCKIN CRY-BABY!!! WAh! WAH! WAH! 
WAH! WAH! wah! 
LMAO! “God IM Glad im not you” LMAO! YOU SOUNd Like a str8 up NERD, LEMME KNOW WHEN youre in town CUNT! lol GoOoOoOoO CUBS!!! FUCK THE CARDiNALS, & THEiR BiTCH ASS FAN iN DRAG, CARDSFAg! 
May 10th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
LMAO!!! SUX FAN U FORGOT TO MENTion YOUR TEAM! OOOPS, i forgot, theyres nothing good to say about them pathetIc LOSERS, THEY JUST PLAin SUCK….
May 10th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
u know what capn? you are so right, we are just a bunch of annoying, loud mouth cry-babies, who just keep crying & bitching about the cubs being so famous. we hate them so much, because their fan base is so huge! theirs cub fans all around the world! why, why, oh why do people love the cubs so much? i cant stand to see that happen, thats why im so jealous of the cubs. all i can do is come on this website, cry & moan about it
May 11th, 2009 at 5:50 am
Oh yeah, that’s the way Cap’n. When backed into a corner, start posting as your adversary. When you can’t get someone’s “goat” (wink wink), fall back on that last, and most obvious trick. Why I’m sure everyone would believe that was me posting except for one tiny thing. I don’t use those cute little smiley things. Plus I can spell and differintiate between “there’s” and “their’s”.
You’re a pathetic piece of work, Cap’n. And learn to spell would you? You’re not only pathetic, you’re illiterate too. A pathetic, illiterate sheep. Can’t get much lower than that.
Oh, one more thing. Your beloved team sucks.
May 11th, 2009 at 7:21 am
The best the Crew could do was 2 out of 3 from the Scrubs. Even though the Brewers played like a little league team on Mother’s Day, the Scrubbies could only muster a 4-2 win.
Good Lord, the Cubs DO suck!
May 11th, 2009 at 7:32 am
WoOoOW! thats ALL u got cardsfag?? lol
now youre a school TEACHER HUH? OMG, YOUS A BITCH BOY! SO DEAL WITH IT! NOTice how u dodged my “if your in town” comment, lol…..WHATEVER U SAY U FCKN COWARD!….your just an internet thug, Like the rest of these LOW-Life faggots! 
now go ahead & post some other stupi, LAME SHIT, U MiNi-SKiRT WEARing, Dick in the ass, CUM drinking, coward ass BiTCH! LMAO 
GOOO CUBS & FUCK THE CARDINALS! LOL @ CARdsfag….
May 11th, 2009 at 8:11 am
Capncocksucker, sorry i could get back in a more timely fashion,kinda busy watchin the astros win three the rockets put an ass whuppin on the lakers ect . so im just a pussy huh,well mutha fucka bring it. your fuckin amazing. when the scrubs manage to win a game its all about the scrubs. but most of the time [ when the do what they do best LOOSE ]its so and so is your bitch,this guys a pussy ect ect ect. you talk the talk, but do you walk the walk ? Ive said it before but you skirt the issue,BRING YOUR FAG ASS DOWN TO HOUSTON , ILL STILL SUPPLY THE TICKETS TO THE GAME.then we can see what a badass you really are ! come on fag put your money where your cumguzzling mouth is. PUNK ASS BITCH!!!!!!!!!CUBS BLOW
May 11th, 2009 at 8:54 am
LMAO!
LOL 
LoOk how MAD, i GOT ASSTROSFAg…..hahahaha! BITCH I’LL KILL YOU MUDAFUCKA!! LOL 
I can stop LAFFN! OMG!…..im gonna stop messin with ASStrosFAg, hes a big bad tough guy! 
FUCK U, THE ASSTROS & THE ROCKETS, U FCKN DRAG QUEEN! 
May 11th, 2009 at 8:56 am
May 11th, 2009 at 9:35 am
blow me caps wouldnt like to sit at the shithole and freeze my ass off.
May 11th, 2009 at 9:39 am
The sorry ass cubs win one lousy game-ONE-and CApsLOCk shoots his mouth off as if his sorry losers have won the world series. LOL! I see you still keep changing your name! Another thing, you call ME “internet tuff guy?” LOL! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Let’s back up a couple weeks. What was that about “break your mudafuckin’ jaw” or “kick your yellow teethin?” Care to repeat that? LOL! CapSLoCk, are you threatening me?
May 11th, 2009 at 9:50 am
could capslock possibly be STEVE BARTMAN ?
May 11th, 2009 at 10:31 am
LOL
ALL u chumps answer 2 ME! HOW BORRing wud this site BE WiTHOUT ME??? LMAO! 
YOUr weLCOME LADies! lol SUXBITCHFOREVER, i toLd u2 NAME A DATE AND TIME. hows fri or sat sound? u have NO JOB, NO GirL, NO KiDS, & NO LiFE, SO im sure one of those 2 days is good 4u, 2get your JAW BROKE, Right?? lol HOW ABOUT THEM SUUXX, HOW COME U HAVENT MENTiNED HOW YOUR TEAM iS DOiNG??????????????? OMG, LMAO!!!!!! 
U CANT!! CUZ THEM BUMS SUCK IT HAAAARRD!! LOL FUCK THE WHITE SUUXX!!! LOSERS Of 6 of their LAST 9!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 
ANd aSStrosFAg, yea thats what i thought, GOOD EXCUSE HOMO! LOL GO GO CUBS & WHOEVER PLAYS THE SOX (white sux) LMAO!! GO AHEAD SUXXTEABAGGERForever, say that stupid ass shit 1 more time! lol @ ALL U CUB HATIN CLOWNS!! KEEP THE ENTERTAinmENT COMiNG idioTS! LMAO!!! 
May 11th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
i’ve always thought that when stevie b. vanished after the incident that he switched teams. no one knows more than he does what a-holes scrub fans are. his going for that ball was gave him insight into what scrubfans were really like. steve-o, wherever you are, we know your better off leaving the laughable losers behind you!
May 11th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Well Cap’n, I admit that I probably couldn’t best you in a fight. I’m tough, but not that tough. I know my limits.
Obviously you enjoy beating up women. Are some of the tattoo goddess’ tats actually painted on to hide the bruises you put on her? Since I don’t know you, and I’m not your baby momma I’m not going to let you beat on me, tough guy.
Threatening women…what a tough sheep you are. You must be the alpha ram in your household. Tell me, are you teaching Cap’n Jr to beat on women?
May 11th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Cap’n says hes got a wife and a kid??!!!! OMG that is too funny!!!! Who would put up with the mental case we have on here? Hey loser our “weak-ass pathetic team” has more success in the past 10 years than the flubs have in the past 60 years!!!! CUBS SUCK!!!!!!
May 11th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Oh and by the way cap’n, we ARE coming up to wrigley all right
(thats the first known fact he’s said since hes been on here)and we’ll hand your asses to you!!! The only reason your flubs beat us is because we had the bottom of our rotation pitching(oh sorry am I speaking to deep for you)We let you off easy last time but we won’t be so nice this time.
May 11th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
just so we’re clear. brewers fans HATEHATEHATE cubs fans. fuck the cubbies once and for all
May 11th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
WAH, WAH WAAH
WAAAAH 
WAAAAAAAAAHH 
WAH 
WAH 
WAH 
brewers fans HATEHATEHATE the cubs fans 
waah WAAAH, WAAAAAH 
we HAAAAAAAATE THE CUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!! 
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, U PATHETic, WHiNiNG, CRY BABY, LiL BiTCH!! LOL HERE’s a TiSSUE FAG, WiPE DEM TEARS! LOL WAH, WAAH, WAAAH! 
LMAO!! hpence’S OBSESSED FAN, BOY DiDNT i TELL U 2 RESPECT YOUR ELDERS? lol 
May 11th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
HEY SUXBitchforEVER, HOW ABOUT THEM WHITE SUX??? OoOoOoOWEeEeee!!! the white SUX ARE ON FiRE!! YEEEEEEEAAAA!!! LMAO! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK WHiTE SUX, YOURE DOiNG A GREAT JOB!! LOL
May 11th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
I envy the cub fans. I envy the goat. I envy the black cat. I envy Bartman. Do you guys envy the 17 pennants,10 titles or watching 37 hall of famers play the greastest game with birds on the bat on the front of their chest? Or is it the tradition?
May 12th, 2009 at 4:57 am
I think we’ve lost the Cap’n. He’s gone completely over the edge. Didn’t take much to drive him over. Being a Scub fan pushed him half way. Finding out that everyone in Baseball Nation outside the northside would like to see that sorry assed team contracted did the rest.
Hey Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK!
May 12th, 2009 at 7:10 am
Yeah, I’ll respect by elders if they’re not mental cases like you. Cap’n, you coming on here posting crap that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever its just wasting our time. So go to your anger management classes and stop posting on here.
May 12th, 2009 at 7:33 am
lol i aint GONNA STOP POSTing shit! lol
u CLOWNS ARE PURE ENTERTAiNMENT 
May 12th, 2009 at 9:36 am
What a great series despite the Brew Crew dropping the last game. I love how Ryan Cum-Dumpster threw at Braun’s head only to get burnt by him with a homerun later (and I loved the glare Braun gave him as he was rounding the bases!!!).
Nice try Cum-Dumpster, quit looking like you’re masturbating on the mound during your wind-up. You’re not fooling anyone, Gingerballs. Oh, and how’d you like getting boo’ed out of the United Center during Blackhawks intermission? HA!!!
May 12th, 2009 at 9:48 am
The only response from a Scubs fan is to lash out at others who have won a series. Their use of profanity proves their lack of education which is a direct reflection on why they continue to follow a losing team. Scub fans lack normal levels of serotonin in the brain which when aggravated (by another winning team) releases anger, profanity and a sense of being a loser. Don’t hate the Scrub fans as this is a genetic disease. With stem cell research us normal fans can one day hope for a cure for the Scub fan.
May 12th, 2009 at 9:55 am
HA! Brilliant! Scrubs fans are genetically engineered to be losers, and losers are genetically engineered to be Scrubs fans!
May 12th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Well fellow cub haters today is the day the cubs start oh lets see a nine game looseing streak. First the pods,then the astros ,then the cards!!!!!! by about sat. the capn should be a blabbering idiot, oh wait he already is!!!! HEY CAPN WHERE YA BEEN. WITNESS PROTECTION?
May 12th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
How can anyone,anywhere,in any sport,play any game for 101 years without ever winning a championship.I’m baffled. This is an unprecedented magnitude of suck, at least in this galaxy.
Disgraceful.
May 12th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
I think it comes down to this. first the dump they play in , i dont think any other major league club would expect their fans and players to accept this sorry excuse of a ballpark. but the scrubbs and the sheep wrap it up as TRADITION!!! could that shithole you play in possiblly be part of the problem. i truly believe it is, call it bad karma or whatever but GET A NEW PARK!!!when they tear down the shithole you can be rid of the OTHER bagage like the goat , the bartman thing ect. HELL you could even rename the club and get rid of all that gay ass cubbies bullshit. imagine NEW PARK NEW NAME NEW CENTURY!!!! AH BUT YOUR THE CUBS AND YOU WILL ALWAYS SUCK
May 12th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
We’re pure entertainment? LOL Cap’n you are a riot. Still changing your name I see. Let me ask you a question: Are you posting to piss us off or are you posting to defend your team? My guess is to piss us off. Just do what GagCubsGag said: go to http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com or the offical site: http://www.cubs.com. Plenty of sheep on those sites that actually think that the flubs can go all the way.
May 12th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
NEWS FLASH !!!!! PADRES ARE UP 2-0 LET THE STREAK BEGIN
May 12th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Wonder where the Cap’n is. Hope he’s at his anger management classes. I doubt they’ll help anyway.
May 12th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
NEWS FLASH!!! PADRES UP 2-0! OMG, LMAO!! ASStrosFAG KEEP HOPiNG & PRAYing THAT THE CUBD LOSE U FCKN MORRON!
I THink its time for u pussy’s 2 get a Life, especiaLLy u ASSTROSFAg, i see u have nothing beTTER ELSE 2 DO THAN WATCH THE CUBS ON YOUR KNEES PRAYING TO GOD THAT THEY LOSE…..i c you forgot to come back & tell us the finAL SCORE! 
Like i said. ALL U GAY JEALOUS MUDAFUCKAZ ANSWER 2 ME, man wat wud this site be without me? lol 
GO TO CHURCH , HOPING & PRAYING THAT THE CUBS LOSE YA FACKin idiots! lol GO CUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 12th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
GO CUBS GO!!
May 12th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
please, oh please, oh please god let the cubs lose their next game. i hate the cubs so much, im just a jealous loser & i have nothing else to do with my life. god i hate the cubs, so please god if u let the cubs lose their next game, i promise i’ll stop letting guys fuck me in the ass for a week. please god, if u can do me this favor i would really, really appreciate it, thank you god. go stros!
May 12th, 2009 at 10:56 pm
mmmm hunter pence, everytime i see you on tv, my lil dick gets hard! dam u look so good in those tight baseball pants, i think of you every night, & MASTERBATE to your FATHEAD i have on my wall. im your #1 fan hunter, i’d do anything for you baby. i love u mr. pence, i dream of your dick in my mouth so much, 1 day i hope it becomes reality! xoxoxo <3
May 12th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
MiLTON BRADLEY, WASUP Ma DUDE!! U SMAKED THE SHIT OUTTA THAT BALL Kid!! keep doing ya THANG PIMp, & LET THE HATERS HATE!! LMAO! GoOo CUBS!! ITS BEEN AN 8-3 MAY SO FAR, & THAT ANGERS THE SHT OUT OF THE LAMES ON THis SiTE! LOL
KEEP HATIN BITCHES!! ITS ONLY GONNA GET BETTER, GO CUBS GO!!
May 12th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
THE CUBS HAVE WON 8 out of their LAST 11 Games, now teLL ME…………HOW does that make u LADies feeL? GO AHEAD, COMMENT! WHich 1 of u GiRLS is going 1st? ready? SET, HATE!
May 12th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
ASSTROSFAg i know why you were keeping up with the CUBS GAME (besides the fact the youre obsessed with my team)….ITS BECAUSE YOURE Piece OF SHIT TEAM GOT POUNDED 11-1!!!!! LMAO
11-1!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! STOP SUCKIN THE CUB DICK BITCH & START WORRYING ABOUT YOUR OWN GARBAGE ASS TEAM! HMMM…your quick to COMMENT ON HOW THE CUBS ARE DOING, BUT YOU DONT SAY SHIT ABOUT THE BUMstros! lol 11-1!! FUCK THE ASSTROS, COLORADO U GUYS DID A GREAT JOB SPANKIN THEM QUEERS!!! LOL 
May 12th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
YEAH GO BRADLEY!! YOU’RE PROVING WORTH THE CASH AND YEARS BY BATTING UNDER .200 WITH 17 K’S IN 23 GAMES LOL
May 13th, 2009 at 6:05 am
Let’s see, how does 11-3 make me feel? Pretty freakin bad actually. I wouldn’t feel good unless the Scubs lost every game they play. Nothing but total collapse would make me feel good about them.
Of course I know that before the season is over, in one way or another, the Laughable Losers will make me happy. They’ve never failed me yet. There WILL be a total collapse. It’s not IF, but WHEN that is the question.
Right, Cap’n?
May 13th, 2009 at 7:15 am
Real funny Cap’n. You are an idiot thinking you can post as me and try and fool everybody into thinking you’re me imposter! Wow, you must really have issues if you think anybody is going to belive that. And you just get on our ass when we lose because deep down you know that you’re flubs, no matter how many games they win in the regular season, they will always choke in the playoffs.
May 13th, 2009 at 7:25 am
hahahahaha!!
May 13th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Better hurry to your anger management class Cap’n. They will be talking about “special” people today with mental issues.
May 13th, 2009 at 9:09 am
hpencefan18 your just a stupid ANNOYing LiL KiD….A ViRGiN @ THAT. Y DONT U STOP WORRYing get off the computer lil boy, go outside & TRY & GET SOME PUSSy!…..oh wait, i forgot, your “GAY” oops..how many times a week do you dream about hunter pence DRiLLiNG YOU in YOUR ASS??
CMON kid, BARNEY is on, get your miLk & cookies & run 2da T.V……HEy, is your mom hot? do u need a stepdad? lol 
May 13th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Cap’n what makes you think I’m gay? I’m not a faggot loser. Once again let me get something through your little stupid scub sheep skull: Hunter Pence is my favorite player stupid. The only reason for you coming on here is that you’re jealous. You’re jealous that the fact that the Cardinals, White Sox, and the Astros all have more history in the past 10 years than the flubs have in the past 60! I mean come on, for god sakes the Rays, Marlins, Diamondbacks, and the Rockies all have more history than your scubs do and all 4 of those teams haven’t even existed for 20 years! Get a life Cap’n, everyone is getting sick of your crap. Get some mental help and stop beating on your so called wife and kid.
May 13th, 2009 at 11:47 am
lol hunter pence’s NUT DRINKER, U SOUND Like a str8 up bitch! lol
sit down poindexter, GET A FUCKN JOB LOOSER!….STOP SUCKING THE CUBS’ DICK, GO OUT & GET A LIFE. lmao
May 13th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Now, now… We all know the outcome of 2008 to the “best team on paper” during the playoffs. Let the Cap’n have his fun so we can watch the Flubs choke 3 games to none in the first series. I personally would like to here Caps excuse then.
Let’s start a new thread: What will the Chubs fans excuse be this year for another losing season? Maybe they could start blaming Jack and his magic bean stalk…
May 13th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I have a life Cap’n unlike you. I have a job too. You think my whole life is just rootong for the scubs to fail? No stupid its a whole lot more than that. What’s YOUR life rooting for the Astros to fail and beating on your so called wife and kid? Just what I said before, its all just jealousy. I know you proably suck Soriano’s and Ramirez’s dicks so shut up about me being sexually in love with Hunter Pence. Like I said before douchebag, he’s just my favorite player.
May 13th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Awww shucks! Since the Cap’n found out (actually I had to TELL him) that I’m a female he won’t respond to me.
And I was having so much fun shooting him down.
May 13th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
hpencefan18, don’t bother. You cannot reason with a sheep. They’re just so dumb, you know?
May 13th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Yeah sometimes I think they don’t even have brains.
May 13th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
May 13th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Sweet Video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inpePKc8vj0
May 13th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
It doesn’t matter that the Cubs have won 8 of their last 11 games.They can win all 162 games and then in the first round of the playoffs,they’re gonna gag.
Win all you like in the regular season, you north side gaggers, we all know that in the playoffs,when it counts,You’re gonna gag.
And don’t try and argue with us,because you know absolutely nothing about winning the World Series, unless you’re 101 years old.After you win a World Series, then we will let you talk.
May 13th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Taken from Wiki…
This sums up everything!!!
“The franchise is infamous for its 100-year title drought, which is longer than that of any other major North American professional sports team”
May 13th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
AWww, shucks, the cubs win again, dam that sucks, hopefuLLY they lose tomorrow! lol….hoLDup, cardsfan your a GIRL??? NO SHIT?! LOL HEY HPENCE’SDICKHOLDER, I NEVER SAid i was married u fckn asshOLE! LOL ima mudafuckin pimp son! anyway, hey cardsfan how do u LOOK, & HOW OLd r u?,…..if u a FAT, GREASY, TGIF, RUBY TUESDAYS, BURGER KING, POPEYES CHICKEN & BISCUITS ASS Bitch then dont bother answering my question. lol
the cardinals lost to the GARBAGE ASS PiRATES AGAin, dam! WTF?! LOL THEY HAVE LOST 7 out of their LAST 11 GAMEs…dont cry cardsfan, it’LL B Ok 
hey GAGcubsGAG aka iGAG24/7, YOUR YET ANOTHER STUPid fuck bringing up the cubs’ 101 year drought, u can TALK ABOUT THAT ALL U WANT CHUMP, CUZ i DONT GiVA FUCK!! ALL U JEALOUS CUB HATIN FAGS Can do is bring up the past, i havent been ALiVE 101 YEARS, SO I CUD CARE LESS! LOL COMe up with something uniQUE, U LAME-ASS BITCH! 
anyway, cardsfan get @ me sweetheart. 
May 13th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
its just so dam funnY 2 see ALL U LAMES answer 2 ME!……your welcome, YOUR ALL WELCOME! Do any of u lames LIke hip/hop / rap music?…..
May 14th, 2009 at 5:45 am
Um Cap’n, it’s “you’re” all welcome, and I see that you’ve run out of ammo. Your posts never had much content, but now they have zero.
Hip Hop? Rap? I can see you now. Some dumb white boy trying to be black with your hat cocked just enough to look cool (you think anyway), your baggy pants dropped low enough to show your not quite clean undies, and your slouchy walk. You know, the white guy that blacks laugh at. The black community has a name for guys like you.
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK.
May 14th, 2009 at 6:32 am
omf, 1st of ALL. who spells EVERY word right in mssgs, & txt mssgs? so stop thinking YOURE smart, u stupid bitch. 2Nd, i SEE U WENT RIGHT AROUND my “how do u LOOk” question, HA! i KNEW iT, YOURe a 40-YEAR-OLD, 350Lb, ugLy, TOOTHLESS, BALD WHiTE BiTCH!
oh and im not white, RASPUTiA, im hispanic….the reason i asked if u Like hip hop, is cuz i “D.J.” & i posted 2 Mixtapes on http://www.datpiff.com, & SiNCE i HAVE SO MANY FANS HERE, gO CHECK OUT My blend tapes there, go 2 search & type in -RETRO HIP-HOP BLENDS-….LMAO! NOW GO U UGLY. FAT TONS OF FUN, WHALE OF A Bitch, im PRETTY SURE U CAN STOP EATing & stop SUCKIN THE CUBS’ DiCK 4A FEW MINUTES!….lol oh & JUMBO Bitch, YOURE beloved CARDS SUCK!! 
May 14th, 2009 at 10:28 am
cap’n, you sneaky little bastard tryin to make people think your me.boy are you some kind of fuckin mental case. and doin the same with hpencefan!!!! cant even deal with the fact your just a cocksmoker and a cubs fan.your such a pussy.CUB BLOW!!!!!
May 14th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
i’ve seen this kids type too, cardsy. their “hood” is the food court at the local mall. hangin with his homeys because they look so stupid they can’t get dates. scrub hats backwards with the tags still on them. too cool.
May 14th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Cap’n this is getting old. You’re just giving us more reasons to make fun of you. Not only us but other people too. Do yourself and all of us a favor and stay off this site.
May 14th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
CAP’N ,have you ever considered suicide as a reasonable solution for being a scrubs fan? come on cap’n just put the gun barrel in your mouth,and squeeeeeze the trigger.you will never feel a thing. the you no longer have to lie about having a family,being straight,ect. just squeeze the trigger capn and the horror of being a scrubs fan will be over. ITS OK TO TAKE THE COWARDS WAY OUT ,AFTERALL YOUR A SCRUBS FAN.
May 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Food court…too freakin funny rat.
May 15th, 2009 at 12:05 am
May 15th, 2009 at 12:18 am
hpencefan, im THRu POSTing YOUr WAY…..U JUST A STR8 UP BiTCH, iMA LET LiFE DEAL WiTH U. Your 18 and ALWAYS on a computer taLKin shit, your a NO LiFE HAViN, NO PUSSY GETTin chump! HOP OFF MY DiCK, U HO ASS KiD. IM DONE WiTCHU! GO CUBS U LiL BiTCH!!!! FUCK U, THE ASStros & YOUR FANTASY of A MAN, hunter pence!…now go back to thinking of pence & KEEp JAGGing OFF 2 HiS THOUGHTS, U DICK SUCKIN, TEA-BAGGin, COCKBREATH havin, DRAGONTALES WATchin, PINK & WHiTE ASStros jersey wearing, Dick RYDIN FAGGOT!!
youre DONE MUDAFUCKA! lol GO CUBS!!
May 15th, 2009 at 5:23 am
hpencefan18 you’ve really pissed off our “homeboy”. LMAO!
May 15th, 2009 at 6:36 am
Real Good Cap’n. Go to your anger management classes(doubt they’ll help)If you don’t want me to talk crap, then why do you do it? Not only do you talk trash but when you do, it doesn’t make any sense at all! For the last time asshole, Hunter Pence is my favorite player because he plays the game hard. I don’t jack off while thinking of him idiot. Now restrain from beating on your so called “wife” and Cap’n Jr.
May 15th, 2009 at 6:39 am
Cardsfan- Good. This faggot needs to learn a lesson. We all know he’s not really a scub sheep. He’s just coming on here because he’s got nothing else to do. He doesn’t know anything about the flubs history or even baseball itself.
May 15th, 2009 at 8:23 am
capn, you said your not a white-boy but hispanic. he man do you do yards ? are u legal ? is mrs capn a three hundred pound tamale eatin wetback too?
May 15th, 2009 at 8:33 am
see capn i was just wonderin because it splains mucho . know i know why u cant spell and type.sie habla english maybe ees no good. dude i need an estimate on weekly yard service and maybe pool service too!!! oh yeah it also explains why you descibed cardsfan like that since all the mescan women are like three hundred plus and smell like frejoles!!!!! see ya taco boy
May 15th, 2009 at 8:56 am
your right cardsbitch, hpence’sBOYTOY pissed me off, dam, im FUUUUUUURious with ANger. LMAO
YOU HUGE, ENORMOUS, DUMBASS BiTCH, TAKE YO big ASS 2 BALLY’s & HOP ON THAT TREADMiLL, u FAT, NASTY, UGLY SKUNK! YOUr never gonna get Laid, u got more chins than chinatown, & i BET YOUR GRAND CANYON of a pussy, smeLLS Like FUNYUNS. lol matta fact, i got a job 4u, if your ever in THE CHI, HOLLA @ ME!….ASStrosFAn, I MUST OF REEEEAALLY PiSSED YOU OFF, CUZ YOUR TALKin DEATH, & NOW your PLAYing the RACE CARD, OMG 
LMAO! yo momma dONT MiND my BurrITO GOin down her throat, so y shud u? lol, DONT GET MAD Bitch, GET MONEY!! THE CUBS HAVENT LOST ALL WEEK, thats y your directing aLL of your NEGATiViTY TOWARDS ME, & GUESS What? i LOVE iT, I LOVE MY FANS! LOL KEEP it up! 
I CUd GiVA FUCK WHAT ALL U FAT, NO-PUSSY GETTin LAMES GOT TO SAY, ITS A CUBS WORLD, & U CHUMPS are just Living in it! 
hopefuLLy the cubs LOSE TODAY. SO U PUSSY MUDAFUCKAz cud come back here & have sumthing to BITCH, WHine & cRY ABOUT! LMAO……GO CUUUUUUBS!!!
May 15th, 2009 at 9:27 am
JOSE IS THAT YOU , BACK TO THE BORDER AMIGO
May 15th, 2009 at 11:16 am
yes SIR, ITS ME!…..IM NOT “mexican” BUT OoOoOoOTAAAY, BACK 2DA BORDER i GO
May 15th, 2009 at 11:34 am
and coming later today another monumental cubs breakdown at the friendly confines !!!!!!!!
May 15th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
hey pee-dro, what is your favorite color of spray paint. your huffing paint or glue, for sure! you should lay off that junk and stick to coronas!
May 15th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Oh gee that really hurt, Cap’n. That the best you got? Homeboy?
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK.
May 16th, 2009 at 8:18 am
capn where is ya ? HOW BOUT THOSE CUBBIES YESTERDAY
May 16th, 2009 at 8:20 am
SAVED BY THE WEATHER!!!!!!!
May 16th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Just found this website. Fucking brilliant! God damn thos fucking Scrub Bastards!
May 16th, 2009 at 10:35 am
capn,hey chuey jew beeeen deported coolo
May 16th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 16th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
See Cap’n, the less I respond to you the angrier you get, and I think your anger is hilarious. I tell all my friends about you and how funny your sheep rantings are. The stories are good for a few laughs around the table. I even invite them to come and read for themselves since it’s even funnier to read than to just hear about you. Nothing is more fun than talking about how stupid Scub sheep are. The angrier you get the funnier you are. Thanks!
Or should I say tHAnKs1!11!1?
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK!
May 16th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
cardsfan i seen u on TV, the 800Lb. woman…y r u so bitter? is SEXUAL FRUSTRATiON really that bad? i think its REALLY time 4u 2get a Life pigLady, YOU actually believe you get me “ANGRY?” omg lol, r u REALLY THAT stupid? this is just the internet, its all make-believe, u DUMB BiTch, i dont live a fantasy, internet Life like u do…, its time to LOSE some weight, cuz thats whats preventing u fom getting the most of LiFE. CMON, IT JUST Takes dedication, u can do it. oh and what the fuck is a “scub sheep?” lol your str8 up pathetic. HMMMM, HEY ASStrosFan, the CUBS WIN YET AGAiN, AND iT WAS AGAiNST YOUR Boys, u thot they were gonna puLL it off huh? oh well, maybe sunday they cubs can FINALLY LOSE So u can come on here & blow off some steam. lol
FUK DAT! GoOoOoO CUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 16th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
oh and my beLoved cubs have won 5-in-a-row cardsPiG……the onLy thing that sucks around here is u, and by that i MEAN HOW U suck DoWN HOT-DOGS & PiZZA, FATGiRL. FUK U & THE REdBirds! lol your beLoved BiRds SUCKK! lol…..GEEZ, ALL these cub wins have LEFT ALL u SPEECHLESS Huh? where the heLL is SUXFANFOREVER??????????? LMAO! come out, come out wherever u AAAre? lol
THE WHiTE SUX STR8 UP BLOOOW, im starting to FEEL SORRY FOR THAT, pathetic, WORTHLESS TEAM, LOL thats the reaason aLL THE WHITE SUX FANS ARe hiding, they have NOTHiNG 2 SAY!! LMAO 
May 16th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 16th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Yeah Cap’n. Even though we lost its still pretty sad when Gregg gives up 4 runs and can’t even record an out. Whats a scub sheep? A cubs fan who is arrogant, obnoxious, and immature(you)which is about 95% of all scub fans.
May 17th, 2009 at 12:32 am
hahahaha! i never did, or ever wiLL Like kevin gregg! SO FUCK U & A KEVIN GREGG HUNTERPENCE’sDiCKRYDA!…LOL SHUT UP, U SORE Losing BiTCH. TAKE YOUR LOSS Lyka man…..oops u cant do that cuz your nOt a MAN….. SO KEEP CRyING kid, WAH, WAH, WAAAH, WAAAAAAH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The Cubs Suck 
LMAO….Good Luck today, u GOT THE POWERFUL MR. “0-2″ MOEHLER on the mound today! HA! ima eNjoy seeing THE COMPLETE CUB LiNE-UP SMACK EVERY ONE OF His SORRY ASS PiTCHES TODAY!! 
FUCK THE ASStros! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
May 17th, 2009 at 5:36 am
What”s “fom”? Is that some Scub Fantasyland word? “I seen u on tv”. Tsk, tsk Cap’n. It’s “I SAW u on tv”. It’s my own fault that your language skills bug me. I know perfectly well that one can’t teach a sheep anything, especially a Scub sheep. Brains are too small and all that, but still I try. It must be my instinctive altruism.
Poor, sad, angry, frustrated, white boy Scub sheep. I do feel your pain, I really do. It’s just too bad that the Laughable Losers will never ease your pain. You’ll go to your death without seeing them win a WS title no matter how long you live. Sad, but true.
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK.
May 17th, 2009 at 10:06 am
God cardsfan you are owning this loser.
May 17th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Hey Cardsfan, remeber how we felt in 06 when the Redbirds won the WS? Just think, if we were Scrub fans it would’nt have been possible! Remember how we felt in 04 when we lost the WS? Just think, if we were Scrub fans it wouldn’t have been possible! They won’t ever know the feeling of watching their team LOSE in a World Series! Go Cards!
May 17th, 2009 at 11:58 am
God cardsfan you are owning this loser. LOL, besides being GAY & fantasizing about another man, i didnt know you were a CHEERLEader?
no “ASTROS” comment i see, MRs. pence, y is that?….hmmm, speaking of “OWNiNG”, so far this season THE CUBS “”OWN”" THE ASStrOS! LoL 
& yeah yeah yeah, BLah bLah, BLah, WHATEEEEEVa u say cardsbitch, 
after u FINISH putting OL’ country buffet outta business, go CLEAN your trailoR, u sumo WRESTLEr LOOkn, traiLOr trash dirty Bitch 
youre a JEALOUS, sexuallY Frustrated, Pig….so keep taLkin that shit femaLe cLOWN, Cuz u & the REST OF THESE HATERS r PUUUUUUUURE ENTERTAiNMENt. 
oh & BiGDRAWz, youre beloved GAYBiRds SUCK. lol
May 17th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
hey capn youre beloved scubs SUCK. hey capn youre beloved scubs SUCK. hey capn youre beloved scubs SUCK.
May 17th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
May 17th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
God cardsfan you are owning this loser. lol nOt onLy are you GAY, & SPeNd aLL your time FANTASiZiNG about another man, but your aLso a CHEERLEADER? lol hey, why nO “ASSTROS” comment MRs. peNce? Hmmm, speaking of OWNiNG,…. So far this season, THE CUBS “”OWN”" THe ASSTRos!
& yea, yea, yea, BLah, BLah BLah,…WATEEEEVer u saY CARDSPig, WHen u FINISH putting OL’ COUNTRY BUFFET OUt of business, go home & CLEAN your traiLER U JUMbo, jeaLOus Bitter 45yearOLd hag!….Keep taLKing that shit u FEMALE CLOWn, cuz Like i said b4, u & the REST OF THESE LAME-ASS CUb HATERS R NOTHING but PuuuuuRE ENTERTAinmeNt 2 me. 
oh & BiGdRAWz your beLoved GAYbiRds SUCK. LoL
May 17th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
“hey capn *your beloved scubs SUCK.”
also, the astros can’t even beat the flubs. this is an outrage.
May 17th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
FiNALLY THE ASStros manage 2 beAt the CUBS. hey ASStrosFan & Mrs. HPence, I bet both of u were shiTTin bRiCKS in the 9th, lol….next up, TUESDAY, CUBS VS. GAYBiRDS!…bring back carpenter! lol see u ON TUESDAY CARDSPiG.
May 17th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Yeah Cap’n it was close today wasn’t it? Yeah I was about to crap myself but I bet you were doing the same yesterday too weren’t you? Well, a win is still a win. At least those 2 runs in the ninth weren’t allowed by our real closer. Gregg couldn’t even record a single out yesterday. Pretty sad. Mrs. HPence, that’s real funny Cap’n.(not)Must you refer to a real fan like me as fenimine? Get out of your Mom’s basement Cap’n and get a life.
May 17th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Oh and by the way Cap’n, do you know the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? I thank the good Lord I’m not a scub fan. CUBS BLOW!!!
May 17th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
LMAO! Has anyone noticed that as badly as the Cards and Stros have been playing, still the best team (on paper) can’t manage to pull away from the pack? Gotta love it.
We were talking with some Brewers fans at the game today, and their outlook was the same as everyone else in Baseball Nation. They said ANY team but the Scubs. We said amen! LOL
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK.
May 17th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
The Stros didn’t finish off with the best April but are 8-6 in May. So we are showing signs of improving. It is sad that the flubs can’t produce the way they were expected to. That is why the have and always will suck.
May 17th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
LAME. LAME, AND EVEN MORE LAME comments….try again, MRs. Hpencefan u thank the good lord 4 what? how about thanking the good lord your breathing & have food 2 eat, u fckn idiot!
hey cardsPiG, u ACTUALLY FIT IN A SEAT @ BUSCH stadium???? lol c u & the SCARdiNALS on tuesday big CHOPS…………….Oh & BiGdRAWz, your beLoved SCARds SUCK! 
May 17th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Well duh Cap’n you douchebag. I never said I don’t thank him that I’m breathing and have food to eat. I also thank him I’m not a scub sheep. Great job on copying us calling the Cardinals the “Scards” when we’re the ones who started calling the cubs the scubs. And calling me Mrs. HPence fan again. What makes you think I’m a girl? The whole time you’ve been on here you have not posted one intelligent comment. Tell me Cap’n do you honestly think that the flubs have any chance this year of even getting to the world series? If so then how? See when you state a fact during an arguement you have to state something else to back it up.
May 18th, 2009 at 5:37 am
Speaking of lame…anyway I THINK that’s what the Cap’n means…the angrier he gets the harder it is to decipher his Scub Fantasyland language. Do guys think there’s a school on the northside that teaches that stuff? Must be because so many of the sheep are illiterate. The Cap’n must have graguated or “gRAdEatED”, as he would put it, top of his class.
I must admit they do teach the method of smileys very well.
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK.
May 18th, 2009 at 5:44 am
hpence, he hasn’t posted one intelligent comment because one has to HAVE some intelligence to do so.
This dummy makes me miss Guest, pompous ass that he was at least we could have an intelligent discourse with him. That is if one likes stats, thousands and thousands of useless stats. But even useless stats would be an improvement over the Cap’n's psychotic, though amusing, rantings.
May 18th, 2009 at 7:06 am
LoL CARdSPiG, im so NiCE, i mAde u POST TWiCE! lol
kkep em coming u middLe-AGED, WHALe of a woman, lol…..oh & BiGDRWAz, your beLoved “”SCARDS”" SUCK! 
May 18th, 2009 at 7:41 am
Wow! A poet too! I’m impressed, Cap’n. Too bad your “alma mater” didn’t teach the basics. What’s the name of your school anyway? ‘The Northside School of Scub Sheep Idiots’ sounds about right. Am I close? Tell us, is it located in the ‘hood? Did the tattoo goddess gradgeate from there too? Will the Cap’n Jr go there also? Is there a waiting list of Scub sheep trying to get in? Will Cap’n Jr make it through his own gradgeation? Someday? What’s the uni look like? Does it have the pic of the laughing goat on it? Or just a big woolly sheep head? Inquiring minds want to know.
Well, off to work. I do have to work to support my baseball habit. Otherwise I could sit here and banter with an illiterate, jobless, Scubby sheep all day. Oh well, duty calls. Don’t you have an appointment at the welfare office? Better hurry and get those food stamps or link card. Cap’n Jr needs his vittles.
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK.
May 18th, 2009 at 9:39 am
LoL Awww, it seems Like ivE HURT YOUr feeLings, u just typed a WHOLE 2 PARAGRAPHS of stupid bULSHT just 4 me, LMAO “jobLESS?” bitch, i got 2 jobs, u 800Lb wooLY MAMMOTH.
thanX 4DA ATTENTioN BiG MOMMA, I LOve it….nOw OFF 2 YOUR McDONALds job u go, HAVE A GOOD DAY @ WORK FLippin burgers BiG CHOPS! lol…………OH & CARdSPiG, your BELOVED SCARdS SWALLOW!! 
May 18th, 2009 at 9:56 am
2 jobs Cap’n? Wow! I’ll bet one is working as a high school janitor and one as a ditch digger. Those jobs are probably a whole lot of fun. You don’t even read our comments. You just see if we posted and if we have you just type up crap that makes no sense at all. Try something new and actually read the comments Cap’n. Go off to work now Cap’n. Have fun cleaning those disgusting bathrooms. Cap’n Jr. needs to live.(and an intelligent father) Your Scubs suck Cap’n.
May 18th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Cap’n your back!!!!! hey vatto my yards needin a trim. just like the trimmin the astros put on the scrubs!! man i was worried that i.c.e. got ahold of you. hows your wife and my kid ? just foolin, that 300lbs old lady of yours would be like bangin a bathtub of jello! nice job by the scrubs yesterday. and no i wasnt worried at all . SHEEP AND SCRUBS BLOW!!!!!
May 18th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
***YAWNS*** HEy its the 2 TEXAS COWGiRLs! lol
HEY DiVA (MRs.PENCE) stop stuttering, y r u so NERVOUS? LoL “hey capn, go to work capn, reAd the comments capn, the cubs suck capn” OMG LMAO! 
is that ALL U GOT chump?? lol……& ASStrosGAg i knEW U WUD FINALLY say something since the ASStros FINALLY got a “W” against the CUBS. lol KEEP UP THE HATE LOSERS, im havin a GREAT Time LAFFn @ u 2 CROSS-DRESSERs. 
….:D oh & COWGiRLS, youre beLOved SUCKstros BLOW! LoL
May 18th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
hey capn paydro man why do you keep duckin out on the yard work ? and hows about that 300lbs poota ole lady a yours.lets look at this weekend 1.rainout jew got lucky padro.2 what can i say we blew it.3.real deal game got your ass kicked. come on peedro,bring it to me!! all you are is a straight up cocksmokin fag bitch , oh by the way saw your momma last time i was in acuna , she is workin in boys town . peace!
May 18th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
lol ASStrosfaG, IT SOUNDS Like u CRAVE my attention huh COWGiRL?, AM i that FAMOUS on this site? lol TALk that YARd shit ALL U WANT, cuz im not mexicn PUTO! LoL
ORALE VATO, LOS ASSTRos SUCK BOLAS! LOL 
Hmm…hey what HAPPENED ALL THE WHiTE SUX FANS???????????? LMAO!!!! I JUST WON $200.00 courtesy of the WHiTE SUX BUMS, i bet 2 dudes @ work, each $100, that their picece of shit team wud get swEPT the fuck OUTTa toronto…….& THEY DiD!! 4-GAME SWEEP! OMG THE SUX BLOW & GAG!! LMAO!! im watching the SUX POST-GAME SHOW & THEir own ANALYSTs are dissin the white SUX! LoL 1-6 on their 7-GAme ROAd trip, the funny thing is, theres not even 1 hot hitter on thAt teAM…..THEy ALL COMPLETELY BLOW!!!! OMG, 2DAM FUNNY!!! LOL 
SUXFAN & SUXFANFOREVER….come out, come out WHEREVER u are?! LOL 
May 18th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
i agree that guest used to be a fun sparring partner, cardsy. kinda like bricky lite. but this capn is the typical scrub knuckle-head you see in the dark hole’s bleachers. slobbering drunk by the 3rd inning with no idea what the score is! i’m sure one of his jobs is driving the short bus he used to ride on!
May 18th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Yep, and he actually thinks he bothers us. I guess that’s the Scub arrogance shining through. If he only knew…and my, isn’t he an angry little sheep? He actually reminds me of old northside. I think that was his name. Angry, illiterate, big mouth. You remember him? He has a bit of the old goat to him also. You don’t think the goat went over to the darkside after Cardinal Nation threw him out, do you? Nah, if he was the goat, he’d be calling me Eva Braun and posting my address. LOL
May 18th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Stuttering Cap’n? Why do you say I’m stuttering? You just think that every team in the central besides the Scubs sucks do you? Ok lets see in the past 65 years: Cardinals 6 pennants, Astros 1 pennant, Brewers 1 pennant, Reds 4 pennants, Pirates 5 pennants. Scubs 0 pennants! Face it every team in the Central has more success than your flubs do. Keep living in your pathetic excuse for a ballpark Cap’n. You’re just embarrassing yourself Maybe Cap’n just maybe when your immature idiotic fanbase gets down to normal and they tear down your sorry ass ballpark the flubs will win something. Until then stop posting unless you can post something intelligent.(Oh wait what am I saying?) By the way Cap’n, believe it or not Cap’n, I’m a guy and I’m not gay.(I don’t know about you though)
May 19th, 2009 at 6:39 am
LMAO @ THE DiVA ^above mE^!
May 19th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Today,the Cardinals are my second favorite team.
Go Cards!
Beat the crap outta those worthless losers.
And while you’re at it,how ’bout a fastball in the ribcage for DLee? Or Theriot. Or Soto. Or Fuk u do me.
Thanks.
May 19th, 2009 at 11:56 am
going to be a rough series gagcubsgag. i’m a cardinals fan, but they’re in a such a miserable slump it’s pathetic…
May 19th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
HAVE FAITH there cardinal fans , cards may be in a little slump but its not a century of slump. the scrubs are the scrubs , at any time they could go on a loosing streak as the always have in the past. DONT underestimate the cubs potential for total failure!!!!!!if any team can fold at any given moment the cubs can find a way!!!!! CUBS SUCK
May 19th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
yeah, northside and the cloven one. talk about two sheep who were WAY out there. this capn punk has fallen down the bleacher steps a few times, i think. do you remember that video someone posted on the other site of those drunken morons diving through the urnals in the dark hole? hey capn, was that you? should have kept your mouth shut! that stuff causes brain damage!
May 19th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
yeah,
This series with the Cubbies is just what the doctor ordered for a team slump.Time for the bats to come alive and pound some Cub pitching.
They’ve won a few against some bad teams, so they’re overconfident.
I’m predicting a Cardinal sweep.
Go Redbirds!
May 19th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
no I agree astrosfan, it’s just a slump — every team goes through it multiple times a year. however, it’s tough when they have to face milwaukee, the flubs, then kansas city for 9 straight. makes things difficult.
May 19th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
HEY the brewcrew is hot lets see how they handle the injury situation,the scrubs are always ripe for the picking,and then ya got k.c. mani hate interleague play seems like every time the ‘stros play the rangers we get skunked. no doubt this year could be awful. hope the cards beat the shit out of the little gay bears.
May 19th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
carpy comming back from the d.l. will be a huge lift for the birds. they’ve played pretty good ball for having 11 rookies on the roster since the start of the season. slumps never last! unless you count the one the scrubbies have been in for 101 years!
CUBS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 19th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
the cubs’ 101 year drought is not a slump white rat. a slump comes to an end. ;]
May 19th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
If hoping could make it so, the Cards would sweep the Subs out of town, but as the Scub sheep have proven for 101 years, hoping and wishing don’t work. The Cards need to get up off their backsides and play ball.
Oh and Cap’n,(I know you’re out there though you won’t show unless the Scubs win) your beloved Scubs SUCK.
May 19th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Geez, look what I just stumbled on.
Pitiful…
http://www.losethelflag.com/contact.htm
May 19th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Oops, wrong link. That was the contact page (which I did, contact them I mean). This is the home page. Warning: It might make you gag.
http://www.losethelflag.com/index.htm
May 19th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
wow.
May 19th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
thats where YOUr wRONG CARdsPiG…….i cOme on this bitch ass site, Win or LOse
& after getting SWEPT by the gayass brewers, YOUr WEAKass TEAM gets a “W” against the CUBS, & your OBESE, GORiLLA, FREE WiLLY LOOkn ass gets aLL HAPPy! wow….wtf is that lose the L flag buLshit?? Bitch it seems to me you spENd —ALL YOUR TiME— WOrrying about “THE CHICAGO CUBS” mY question is WHY? lol does mY team BOTHER you that much? do they make your GRAVy BLOOd boiL? lol THAT MEANS THEir doing A GREAT JOB! HAHAHAHA! FUCK U, YOU MiddLE-AGED, OLd-ass BiTTER, SEXUALLY FRUSTRAtED bitCH! KEEP Up the HATE, U PATHETic TRAiLor park, TRASHy skunk, WE LOVE iT!!! LoL 
GOoOoOoO CUBS BAYby BAYbAAAAAAY!!!!! 
oh & BigDrawZ, your BELOved SCARdS SUUCKK!! LOL
May 19th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Now hurry up & repLy big CHOPs, its OBviOUs u havE NOTHING BETTER ELSE to do with your pathetic Life, than TALK BASEBALL SHit thru a computer. i Dont know not 1 girL, THAT is Like u….u know why? cuz ALL my FEMALE FRiends are sEXY! THEy ALL Look GOOd & CUD CARE LESS ABout TALking “BASEBALL” shit… they are nOt FAT, NO-Life HAVing, bittER OLd HAGS Like you! LoL u Live in a TRAiLOR, your 500LBs or WHite trash & u HATE THE CUBS, Cuz we gOt THE SEXiEST FEMALE FANS ON THiS EARTH! LoL CALL baLLy’s! CALL JENNY, GeT A LiFE! OR ARE U JUST GONNA SiT AROUNd YOUR TRAiLOR ALL DAY, EATing yourSELF 2 DEATH, WATCHing tha GAYdiNALS?….iTS Time for a CHANge Big CHOPS….LoL
May 19th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
“Realizing that our beloved Chicago Cubs national league ballclub is, has been, and always will be one of the produest teams in all of sport, realizing our team is far from losers, and realizing that 100 years is long enough to wait for a world series championship” blah blah blah. My god, are these guys serious? The produest team in all of sports? OMG that is hilarous! How about the most embarassing teams in all of professional sports? No 100 years isn’t long enough. It’ll be another millennium before they even win another pennant you morons! They’ll be lucky enough to win a playoff game in the next decade!!
May 19th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
If you have a life Cap’n, why are you on here posting idiotic comments?s
May 20th, 2009 at 5:33 am
Hey Cap’n, angry? Try the classes we’ve recommended for that. LOL
How about Pineiro? What a performance. Ground balls galore. A three hit shutout. Made the best team on paper look like paper dolls. Gotta love it. Did you see the look on Horseyteeth’s face when Yadi picked him off first?
Lose the L flag…what a bunch of pansy asses.
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:38 am
lol there u go again CARdSPig, u get a “W” & you CELEBRATE it by eating an ENTire buffet by yourSELf….HOw come U didnt say anYthing ABOUt your GAYBiRds when they were GETTing SWEPT by THE GAYcREW?? LOL OH i GET it, U ONLY BACk the CARdinaLS when they WiN….Hmm SOMe fan u are, U USELESS, PATHETic pig!,…GET A Life & some dick biG DRAWz. Oh & Big BERTHa, your BELoved SCARdinaLs BLOW!
May 20th, 2009 at 10:19 am
cubs still suck the capn sucks the city of chicago { except for sox fans }BLOWS !!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
OH YEAH CAPN, dude lets get to the yard work today huh. holiday weekend and all.
May 20th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Well,I see that the Cubbies got shut out last night vs. the Cards.And they’ll prolly get shut out tonight again. I told all you Cardinal fans that thought the Cards were struggling,that all you needed was a series against the Cubbies to get your team back on track.
I predicted a sweep, so kick their sorry asses tonight.
May 20th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Cardsfan, man what an awesome site! loosetheflag,omg what a bunch of pathetic fans the sheep are. imagine such a site for your club !!!!! only the sheep can proclaim to the world “we know we are loosers,we have always been loosers, we believe in the curse and there is nothing we can do about it!!!!!! go sheep go , do what ya think ya gotta do to erase this century of bad luck. just remember a champion ALWAYS will be a champion . and a cub will always be a SCRUB!!!!!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Well, one thing we know for sure. If there is to be a sweep in St Louis this week it won’t be by the Scubs. They looked just downright silly against Pineiro last night. Right, Cap’n?
Tonight we welcome back Carp and Ankiel. Yay!!
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK.
May 20th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
they can’t lose the flag, it’s part of the dark hole’s rich “history”. ronnie woo woo’s mom bought it for him when he made the team. the capn had a replica of the “L” flag for a security blanket. it means so much for so many laughable losers. save the flag!!!
May 20th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
no ankiel tonight, but we get to watch back-to-back shutouts of the flubs when carpenter resumes his dominant pitching. who knows? maybe bradley will get a hit… nah.
May 20th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
That guy on the losethelflag site didn’t get back to me. Wonder if it was something I said…
I saw that about Ankiel. Too bad, but better that he get right. I hope Carp comes back with a vengeance and is ON tonight. Just don’t swing the bat, Carp.
May 20th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
i’m sure you were easy going as always with that lost sheep. it didn’t look like that site has seen much action. maybe most of his fellow scrub fans don’t mind the “L”!
May 20th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
They love the “L”. It’s part of the Scubs “aura”.
Bleh…
Another win. Back ahead of the Losers. Now the best they can hope for is leaving town with a tie, but the matchup tomorrow goes in the Cards’ favor.
Oh and Cap’n, your beloved Scubs SUCK…and LOST.
May 20th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
LoL @ ALL u stupid, LAMEass fucks!
CARdspiG, u WERE NiCE & QUieT WHEN your FAGGOTass TEAM GOT SWEPT A Few days AGO, NOW U WANNA RUN your FAT mOUth Cuz the Scards got 2 wins LoL 
Lol your hiLARiouS Big CHOps
June 16th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Hey Thats my Picture!! I made that! Where did you get it from??