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Only the Cubs could come up with these injuries

Alfonso Soriano, Cubs Suck News, Felix Pie, Injuries, Mark Derosa — By webmaster on Saturday, March 8, 2008

So we’ve already witnessed a number of Spring Training injuries on the Cubs roster.  The two best are:

  • Alfonso Soriano breaks his finger and is out a while.  This could hurt.  Alfonso has never been real “tough” and he doesn’t like to play through pain.  Could be a long year Cub fans.
  • Jose Ascanio got jacked up in the face during a robbery attempt.
  • Mark Derosa having heart issues.  We wish Mark all the best.  Even we wouldn’t joke about a serious matter like this.
  • And the best of all - Felix Pie has been out for a few games due to a twisted testicle.  How in the world do you get a twisted testicle?  And how bad would that hurt? I never want to find out.


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Comment by bob

March 9, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

Pie was only out for a couple of days….Soriano came back in six days…..guess he really hates playing with pain doesn’t he?

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Comment by wowcubssuck

March 22, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

if you dont hate the cubs get off the site they suck and how do you get a twisted nut

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Comment by SOX FAN

April 1, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

i looked up twisted testicle and a picture of a cubs fan and pie came up immediately, sounds painful, but then again, you ain’t got no balls if ur a cub

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Comment by white rat

April 2, 2008 @ 11:20 am

cave-boy zambummo leaves with a forearm cramp. the medical staff will be giving him midol enemas before every game. he used part of ernie’s old line and said “let’s have two”!

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Comment by white rat

April 2, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

webmaster, it’s good to be back! and it’s great to be watching our favorite game in action again! i was wondering when and if you were going to start a 2008 cubs team, good mlb teams, and 2008 game threads? if the first scrub game was any example, we need to get those up as soon as possible. it looks like there is a lively bunch of haters ready to usher in the 100th year of futility!

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Comment by webmaster

April 2, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

Glad to have you back White Rat! New forums have been created… Didn’t know if anyone really wanted those! But have at it!!!

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Comment by white rat

April 2, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

hopefully everyone and myself willget a little jab in every game or so. my hours at work have changed so i have the early afternoon to get online and enjoy watching the scrubs go down in flames this year! won’t it be fun to watch them turn on tojo fuk-u this year?

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