Cubs Lose opener in sucky fashion

It was the perfect start to the perfect season. Everyone in Chicago was geared up for this years so called, “contenders”, in the NL Central. Zambrano pitched a great game but left with some kind of an injury. Wow, what’s new… A Cub with a minor injury. The game was knotted up at zeros going into the ninth inning. Where is that ferocious Cubbie offense at? Kerry Wood, the newly acclaimed closer came into the game to keep in scoreless. Ooooops, Wood gave up an immediate 3. Time to start the “closer questions” in Cubbyville again.

Fukudome gave the Cubs a little false hope in the bottom of the ninth by smashing a 3 run bomb. False hope is about all that was as the BrewCrew got to Bob Howry in the top of the 10th and won the game 4-3. o-1 start for the Cubs… It’s going to be a fun year everyone!


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7 comments so far

  1. kstolz
    #1

    Was there ever a doubt?

  2. white rat
    #2

    the look on those faces in the stands after the game was priceless! i could hear the sound of cell phones being thrown around the stadium.HAAAAAAAAAA!!!

  3. gonecks1
    #3

    I have to agree, what a perfect start to “next year is here”.

  4. SOX FAN
    #4

    This is good, they find a way to lose, now they need to lose like 5 more in a row. That way we don’t get the usual cub fan bullshit where they win one or two games and they all start thinking the cubs are gonna do something this year. GO WHOEVER PLAYS THE CHUBS!!

  5. SOX FAN
    #5

    why do cubs fans consistently think wood is good? they might as well have the batboy pitch, he has a better chance of getting an out

  6. kstolz
    #6

    Why do Cubs fans consistently think that the team is good?
    Why do Cubs fans consistently think that they are going “all the way” every year?
    Why are Cubs fans always drunk at the games?
    Why do the Cubs have any fans?
    Why would anyone want to go to Wrigley?
    Why do Cubs fans name their dogs after such a dump?
    So many questions……I could keep going all day…..

  7. sven86
    #7

    How do you say “Wait til next year” in Japanese? LOL!

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