Introducing your 4th place Cubbies
Boo Cubs Boo, Boo Cubs Boo, Hey Chicago what do ya say… The Cubs are gonna LOSE today!
How about them Chubbies. I’d say it was not a good night for them. First, the Cardinals take it to them winning 4-3 and moving 3 games ahead of the lovable losers. Secondly, Marmol goes down with a bum knee and Aramis goes down with some wuss injury. UH OH. Third, have you fans realized yet that your team CAN NOT HIT. DLee sucks… Soto sucking… And on and on.
Well, yours truly is heading to STL tomorrow for the game. I’ll be “tweeting” from my phone so you Cubs Suck junkies be sure to follow us on Twitter. It’s quite amusing actually and it flatters me to see hundreds if not thousands of Cub haters across the nation jump on board the loser bandwagon. Follow us here! Also, if you are at the game feel free to twitter us during the game… Would love to hear from you!
One last thing. Albert Pujols is a God. He does it all. He mashes, he hits for average, he steals bases, saves runs in the field… Ultimate team player. Cub players take note at how baseball is supposed to be played from THE MACHINE.
Marshall vs. Boggs tomorrow – Go Cardinals, Boo Cubs!
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April 24th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Can’t wait. I’m primed for the sheep. There will be many more of them tomorrow. They’re going to be loud and obnoxious. Doesn’t matter that their team sucks.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Way to go, Cards! That’s one! Now keep it up and finish them off! Just wonder where my bitch CApTAIN cKSUCK is! I’m sure he’ll have some smack to say about the Sox’ admittedly painful loss tonight, but that’s only because his cubs suck and you Cards are kicking some flub butt! HURry up AND RESPond BITCH!!!!11 The Sox will rebound!
GO GO WHITE SOX AND WHOEVER PLAYS the cubs(flubs)!
April 25th, 2009 at 12:40 am
only thing sweeter would’ve been a White Sox win…
April 25th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
2009 flubs = 2008 tigers. they’ve had their chance the last 2 years to do ANYTHING and have squandered it, peace flubs.
April 25th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Woo freakin Hoo!!! Who’s the man?
I couldn’t even get into it with the sheep because they were totally silent today. Can you believe that? Totally silent. How much fun was that? You cannot believe it. Going for the sweep tomorrow.
God, I love this game!
April 26th, 2009 at 1:15 am
Where are all the sheep on this site? Maybe when/if the flubs get ahead of the reds and pirates they’ll return with a vengeance! LOL!
April 26th, 2009 at 6:05 am
Forgot to tell you all that one of our friends who works in guest relations told us that they had over 200 complaints from the sheep on Friday night. Just like the ovines we compare them too, they’re loud and obnoxious, but start crying like little lambs when others give their shit back to them.
200 complaints…sheesh…
April 26th, 2009 at 6:19 am
One more thing, and then I’ll shut up for a while. A sheep tried to explain to me why the Dump is a beautiful place but Fenway is nasty.
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April 26th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
one word: blinders!!!