Let’s Talk Cubbie Roids

So yesterday this “unconfirmed” list of the 103 steroid users on the 2003 list was leaked via rotoinfo. It’s creating quite a bit of buzz and nobody has any idea if it’s true or has any validity.  The names don’t look to far off from what we’d all expect to see.  So let’s assume for a minute this list is accurate… Take a look at some of your Cubbie roiders from the list in bold:

1.Nomar Garciaparra
2.Manny Ramirez
3.Johnny Damon
4.Trot Nixon
5.David Ortiz
6.Shea Hillenbrand
7.Derek Lowe
8.Pedro Martinez
9.Brian Roberts
10.Jay Gibbons
11.Melvin Mora
12.Jerry Hairston
13.Jason Giambi
14.Alfonso Soriano
15.Raul Mondesi
16. Aaron Boone
17.Andy Pettitte
18.Jose Contreras
19.Roger Clemens
20.Carlos Delgado
21.Vernon Wells
22.Frank Catalanotto
23.Kenny Rogers
24.Magglio Ordonez
25.Sandy Alomar
26.Bartolo Colon
27.Brent Abernathy
28.Jose Lima
29.Milton Bradley
30.Casey Blake
31.Danys Baez
32.Craig Monroe
33.Dmitri Young
34.Alex Sanchez
35.Eric Chavez
36.Miguel Tejada
37.Eric Byrnes
38.Jose Guillen
39.Keith Foulke
40.Ricardo Rincon
41.Bret Boone
42.Mike Cameron
43.Randy Winn
44.Ryan Franklin
45.Freddy Garcia
46.Rafael Soriano
47.Scott Spiezio
48.Troy Glaus
49.Francisco Rodriguez
50.Ben Weber
51.Alex Rodriguez
52.Juan Gonzalez
53.Rafael Palmeiro
54.Carl Everett
55.Javy Lopez
56.Gary Sheffield
57.Mike Hampton
58.Ivan Rodriguez
59.Derrek Lee
60.Bobby Abreu
61.Terry Adams
62.Fernando Tatis
63.Livan Hernandez
64.Hector Almonte
65.Tony Armas
66.Dan Smith
67.Roberto Alomar
68.Cliff Floyd
69.Roger Cedeno
70.Jeromy Burnitz
71.Moises Alou
72.Sammy Sosa
73.Corey Patterson
74.Carlos Zambrano
75.Mark Prior
76.Kerry Wood
77.Matt Clement
78.Antonio Alfonseca
79.Juan Cruz
80.Aramis Ramirez

81.Craig Wilson
82.Kris Benson
83.Richie Sexson
84.Geoff Jenkins
85.Valerio de los Santos
86.Benito Santiago
87.Rich Aurilia
88.Barry Bonds
89.Andres Galarraga
90.Jason Schmidt
91.Felix Rodriguez
92.Jason Christiansen
93.Matt Herges
94.Paul Lo Duca
95.Shawn Green
96.Oliver Perez
97.Adrian Beltre
98.Eric Gagne
99.Guillermo Mota
100.Luis Gonzalez
101.Todd Helton
102.Ryan Klesko
103.Gary Matthews

Holy geez batman!  So was the entire Cubs core roiding in the early 2000′s ???  D. Lee, Errormis, Wood and Crior… Big Zambdumbo?  Again, I don’t know if this is a real list or not so don’t shoot the messenger – but couldn’t you picture every one of these guys on it?

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18 comments so far

  1. stldynasty
    #1

    fake or not, this list isn’t far off. all those steroids and the flubs STILL can’t win the world series!

  2. Steve
    #2

    I’m not a Cubs fan, but half those guys didn’t even play for the 2003 Cubs. Juan Cruz? That guy weighs 160 pounds if he’s lucky.

  3. BrewCrew19
    #3

    I am not sure about the accuracy of the list but most of the names have been suspects for some time.

    Nice 3-0 loss last night to the Pirates.

  4. CubsRGay
    #4

    LMAO… Corey Patterson? Don’t you have to be able to connect with the ball first to make steroids worth taking?

  5. BrewCrew19
    #5

    Let’s Go Brewers

  6. HUGECUBSFAN
    #6

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS LIST IS SO FAK!!!!!!!!!! IF IT WAS REEL THAN ALBUTT ROIDS POOHOLS WULD BE ON THER HES THE BIGEST JOOCER IN THE GAM AND THE CARDS WULD SUCK IF HE DIDNT JOOCE!!!!!!!!!! THE CUBBIES ARE THE CLASIEST BEST AND SUCESFUL FRANSHISE IN BASBAL SO BE JELLIS THEY WULD NEVER ROID UP!!!!!!

  7. astrosfan
    #7

    whats a “joocer” ? classiest and sucksesfull? wtf. this boy is on acid.

  8. cardsfan
    #8

    Nah, faking.

  9. HUGECUBSFAN
    #9

    yes I am faking this go brewers!

  10. M'dog smellz
    #10

    My dog smellz!!! LOL CLINIC!

  11. astrosfan
    #11

    check out the hatin on fox sports comments on scrubs filing bk LMAO haters unite

  12. soxfanforever
    #12

    Well folks, I don’t know what to say about CapSLOCK. I think we should declare victory because he’s finaaly gone!

  13. soxfanforever
    #13

    Actually, that SHOULD be “finally gone!”

  14. soxfanforever
    #14

    astrosfan,

  15. soxfanforever
    #15

    astrosfan, Yeah, I caught it! LOL! No matter who owns that team, they’ll continue to break their fans’ hearts! Most members here call cub fans “sheep,” I call them “jackasses!” They keep blindly chasing the proverbial carrot which in this case is the pennant, but they’ll never get it!

  16. soxfanforever
    #16

    CApSLoCK, if you’re out there, you’re the biggest jackass! Still have nothing to say? Now who’s the pussy bitch?! LMAO!

    GO GO WHITE SOX AND WHOEVER PLAYS the cubs (flubs)!

  17. TonysGottaGo
    #17

    This is hilarious that you guys give this list ANY credibility when the only Cardinals on it are Ryan Franklin, Spezio and Glaus. Tony likes the juicers. I was at a Cardinals/Dodger game this summer and couldn’t believe the fans all booed Manny Ramirez. Hypocrites!!! Everyone knows if he was a Cardinal, Tony would back him up and the fans would cheer. Same guy, same cheater, just not for St.Louis this time.

    I don’t like any of the roiders, and have no patience for this era of baseball. All I’m asking for is consistency with cheaters, regardless of whether they’re on your team or another team.

    Tony presided over the start of all of this with the Bash Bros. in Oakland. Get real.

  18. cardsfan
    #18

    Oh jeez, don’t tell me you’re one of the “Pujols is juiced” clan. Yawn…

    EVERYONE boos Manny (except the dumb asses in La La Land), and not only because of the juice. He’s an arrogant asshole who rivals only Soriano in his lack of defensive skills. Let’s see…arrogant, show boating, nonexistent defense…yeah, he could be a Scub. He CAN hit over 225 though, so that’s not a good fit.

    If you have no patience for this era of baseball, why do you care? Why are you here? Why have an opinion? Why not take up football, basketball or embroidery? I’m quite sure the game of baseball would go on without you.

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