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Cubs SuckoSphere — By webmaster on Thursday, May 15, 2008

Just a little fun from the 2003 season….



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Comment by cardsfan

May 15, 2008 @ 8:17 am

We Haters had a period when we penned many poems and songs for and about the Scubs. Maybe we should share them with all of you sometime. This one is very good, and funny, too. Hope it doesn’t offend Dodgers too much.

Comment by soxfanforever

May 16, 2008 @ 12:04 am

Actually, Ihope it does(LOL)! I found it very enjoyable! It’s always fun to stick it to the flubs and their dumb delusional fans. Since I found out “flubs” offends dodgers, I’ll continue to use it(LOL)! Maybe we can think of a nickname for the dodgers- the codgers?, the ditchers?, the bitchers?, the belly-itchers? Throw me some ideas, guys.

Go Go White Sox and whoever plays the cubs (flubs)!

Comment by webmaster

May 16, 2008 @ 7:09 am

Cardsfan… Send them my way anytime. I’ll make sure anything good gets published at some point :)

Comment by soxfanforever

May 25, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

How about the cubs losing 2 out of 3 to Pittsburgh? HA HA! Now they can’t even beat the hapless Pirates. I told you nature would take its course! Wonder if we’ll hear from our buddy dodgers in lieu of their upcoming series with the cubs. Is dodgers gonna defend the cubs against LA?

Go GO White Sox and whoever plays the cubs (flubs)!

Comment by white rat

May 27, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

the artless dodger is suddenly a no-show. that’s very scrubbie-like. he’s picking up this “rooting for losers” thing very quickly!

Comment by bob

May 30, 2008 @ 12:18 pm

Best record in baseball….wow they really do suck.

Comment by soxfanforever

May 31, 2008 @ 4:21 am

They won’t keep that best record very long! You cub fans will never learn. It’s all part of the curse! Build you cub fans’ hopes up only to crush them.

Go Go White Sox and whoever plays the cubs (flubs)!

Comment by white rat

June 1, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

the scrubbies have a tough june ahead of them. a lot of road games. i don’t see them holding on to the best record by july!

Comment by kstolz

June 1, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

Cubs fans are so delusional.
I wore my “Cubs Still Suck!!” T-shirt the other day. I was with another friend having a conversation and this idiot Cubs fan started to harrass me in front of his wife and 2 young children. I pretty much ignored him…..but the shirt worked!!! It really made him mad. He kept saying “If only the White Sox didn’t win the World Series…” I of course said… “yep, if only”. He couldn’t say anything after that. He didn’t like the fact that a woman shut him up with 3 words. I’m sure he went home and beat up his wife after that.

Comment by white rat

June 2, 2008 @ 12:18 pm

on 670 the score today they played part of sour lou’s post game interview. when asked a question he said he couldn’t remember how they scored their runs! just being seen at the dark hole is more important than what’s going on on the field. that team is pathetic from top to bottom!

Comment by bob

June 3, 2008 @ 9:46 am

Geez they suck…..8 in a row….how terrible. I guess maybe Lou should try to remember all the runs they score in a game because rarely do they top the 5 run mark….God they suck.

Comment by Len

June 3, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

Thanks Bob. I can’t believe the Cubs have won 8 in a row and have the best record in baseball. Did I mention the stats….? Alright enough of that… The Sox suck for one reason, their manager talks shit about there players, and honestly, they won’t be in first for long. The Cardinals do suck. Who cares about them… then the Brewers are terrible. Cubs in 08 BABYYYY

Comment by white rat

June 3, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

when did you two make the name change? it used to be neil and bob, because that’s what you do, right? o.k., enough dice-man. you guys won’t stick around long. once the scrubbie implosion starts, you’ll make fewer and fewer posts, then after the brain hendry breaks up the team by the trading deadline, you’ll be gone til next year.

Comment by SOX FAN

June 3, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

as soon as fukadumbass gets injured the team will start losing more and more players to injury and they will completely implode and the fans will just be like “Well, remember we had the best record in baseball until June!!!!” by then it will be September and the Sox will be the #1 team in the AL and the cubs will have lost 20 straight and be in last place in the shitheap of a division as the NL central is (seriously, the Brewers and Cardinals are the only good teams in that shitpile division)

Comment by kstolz

June 4, 2008 @ 8:00 am

Why is it when Ozzie gets upset and calmly explains why he is upset, the media and Cubs fans all say he’s losing it. But when Lou screams, swears, slams his hands down, everyone says, aww, that’s just Lou. He is going to inspire the team. PUKE!

The Cubs have been winning against pitiful teams that most high school teams could beat.

Let’s just cancel the rest of the season and give the Cubs the trophy. (for the Cubs fans, that is sarcasm).

Comment by soxfanforever

June 4, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

Sure the cubs may have won 8 in a row, but they’ve all been against weak west coast teams. The cubs (flubs) will still choke because they’ll blow the games they need to win- against the teams in their own division! Yeah, cub fans, you stupid delusional assholes just keep talking!

Go Go White Sox and whoever plays the cubs (flubs)!

Comment by SOX FAN

June 4, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

what do u mean the cubs fan beat his wife?
hes a cubs fan

they dont know how to beat anybody!!!

Comment by soxfanforever

June 5, 2008 @ 12:19 am

To Len:

In regards to Ozzie’s tirade, that just shows that we have a manager who wants his team to win. As KSTOLZ said you flub fans think it’s okay when lou vanilla does it. I’m glad we have a manager who cares unlike a Jerry Manuel who just gives a division title away (2003). Furthermore, you won’t hear Ozzie blasting the Sox fans as past cub managers have done to you delusional flub fans-remember Lee Elia? HMMMM?

cubs still suck!

Go Go White Sox and whoever plays the cubs (flubs)!

Comment by bob

June 6, 2008 @ 10:39 am

LMAO! This entire convo. about how when Ozzie throws a temper tantrum it’s OK as opposed to when Lou does (which by the way is all the time) is hilarious becuase those of you sticking up for Ozzie have no point at all and you know it! Ozzie bitches every other day about his players or the general manager. And so since Ozzie wants his team to win it’s good he’s throwing tantrums. Well I guess when your team IS WINNING you don’t have to bitch about anything now do you?

Comment by soxfanforever

June 7, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

Bob,
We DO have a point which you evidently missed. If Ozzie complains it’s because he CARES about his team! Furthermore he loves the Sox fans as he’s no Lee Elia. Let’s see how Lou really starts bitching when things fall apart for the flubs this year-AND THEY WILL! When the cubs don’t make the playoffs, pass the century mark without winning it all, and you cub fans are all bitching and moaning and crying your eyes out, I’LL BE LMAO!!!

Comment by soxfanforever

June 8, 2008 @ 12:27 am

By the way, the flubs just dropped 2 in a row to the Dodgers. How about zambrano’s tantrum in the clubhouse? Yeah real class, or as the poster says, in his case something that rhymes with it!

Go Go White Sox and whoever plays the cubs (flubs)!

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