Cubs Suck Club

Cubs Loyalty for sale?

webmaster — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:44:53 +0000

Has it really gotten this bad? Cub fans selling their loyalty on Ebay. WOW! Even worse is people are bidding on this. How retarded. Just Cub fans being Cub fans I guess… Enjoy!

Predictions from 2008

webmaster — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:42:11 +0000

Maybe Next Year Cubs

webmaster — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:26:21 +0000

Maybe in 3008 but not 2008!

webmaster — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:56:43 +0000

Cubs are Looney for Loney Puffs

webmaster — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:19:54 +0000

100 years of suckiness is resuming for the mighty Cubs. They fell down 0-1 in the series by getting beat 7-2 at HOME to the Dodgers. James Loney crushed their hopes with a grand slam to give the Dodgers a 6-2 lead early on. The Cubs bats were dead. The pitching threw some horrid pitches. Everyone just looked Cubbish (etc. dead)… Which leads me to the question - why in the world did the Chubs pitch Dumpster in game 1? I don’t care what his record is… You go Zamdumbo and Harden in Game 1 and Game 2. Idiotic. Only the Cubs would find a way to blow such a ‘great’ year. I have to say I’m a bit dissappointed though. I wanted something dramatic but we just got pure Dodger domination. Maybe game 2 and game 3 will give us some excellent cursed moments to enjoy. By the way - LIVE BLOGGING right here at Cubs Suck Club during tomorrow nights game! TUNE IN and bash away!

Cubs World Series Tickets printed?

webmaster — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:33:18 +0000

Already? A bit premature huh. You are the Cubs. Everything you do is cursed. Don’t do this. Quit dreaming and realize that you are NOT going to the World Series. I know, I know, you are big favorites and everyone in the world things you are. Anything short of the World Series is suckiness for this team - but it’s just not gonna happen. Cubbies are already lookin past the ‘lowly’ Dodgers onto round 2. Watch out. Manny can bite ya!

Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx hits the Cubs again

webmaster — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:27:45 +0000

Ouch. Why does Sports Illustrated continue to do this to the Cubs. Over at homerderby.com they have a wonderful piece on the different Cubs SI covers and what has happened directly after that. It’s scary actually. So it can’t be good for you Cubs fans to see Aramis on the front page and the quote “Welcome to The Party”. Haha… It’s gonna be a short party!

Pulling a Cub

webmaster — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:07:05 +0000

Pulling a Cub- v.; adj., pul ling a c u b-

1. To say something stupid or act in a foolish way, much like the Chicago Cub’s fanbase.
2. To keep believing even when your favorite sporting team sucks.
3. To lose an easy game or choke with a big lead.
4. To win an easy division and brag about when your counterparts are winning a much more difficult division.

Thanks to a gracious Cub hater for sending this one in.

Zambrano in his finest

webmaster — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 19:00:23 +0000

Are you serious Cub fans? Having a little fun at Zambrano’s expense is always a good thing. But what the Hell is this coming from Cubs Fun????

Zambrano is an economy killer

webmaster — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:47:39 +0000

Thanks Carlos Zambdumbo… We will blame the next 10 years on you. Take a look at what happened to the economy following Burt Hooton last pitched a nono for the Cubs.

If the Cubs win the world series I don’t even want to imagine what’s going to happen.