So did you Cub haters see that crap last night?  What a classless little jerk Soriano has become.  He hits a grandslam in the 3th inning or whatever, and instead of being classy and simply running around the bases, he does some stupid point.  Puts his hand over his face and does some terrible Michael Jackson impression.  Completely shows up the Astros pitcher and entire Astros team for that matter.  If I were Roy Oswalt I would plunk that dude so hard on his first at bat.  Give him some chin music and make him think.  What’s even worse is this dude has been terrible.  Soriano has never lived up to the expectations he had when the Cubs signed him for bagillions of dollars.

So did anyone see that?  I need some youtube of it if anyone can find it.  We’ll post it!  So anyone think we could see some fireworks tonight in Chicago?  I could see Soriano getting plunked and I hope he does!  Step up Oswalt!

Cubs lose again. 8-2 at home to the Brewers. But like Master Lou, I know the answer – BAT Soriano to leadoff!  Yeah, that’s it.  That’s the problem.  Him batting 2nd is why you are 0-2.  Check out his quote:

“It’s something I’ve been thinking about since the end of Spring Training, and we’ll go with it,” Piniella said. “Soriano is running better. We’ll put him in the leadoff hole, where he’s more comfortable, and let him hit there.”

Whew… I was getting worried.  Now the Cubs should be just fine!

On another note, anyone want to help us out and blog on Cubs Suck Club after Cub loses?  Not every Cubs loss… But anytime there is some juicy material?  Comment or email us at webmaster@cubssuckclub.com if interested.

This came up several weeks ago but we are just now getting around to it. Alfonso Soriano isn’t afraid of much – but he IS afraid of running into the outfield wall.

“I have no problems running from side to side or running to make a catch in front of me,” he said. “The only problem I have sometimes is running backward because I’m scared of hitting the wall. But I’m working very hard in spring training to get better. … That’s one of the only places that has [bricks] in the back [instead of padding],” Soriano said. “But the work in spring training will help me there and in different ballparks. I just have to work to make myself more comfortable.”

WHAT? Is that why you suck in the outfield? Afraid that wall is gonna jump out at ya? Maybe the Cubs should consider moving him back into 2B or something. Or better yet, lets pad the walls at Wrigley! And while we are at it, let Sam Zell sell some ads on the walls. LOL!

So we’ve already witnessed a number of Spring Training injuries on the Cubs roster.  The two best are:

• Alfonso Soriano breaks his finger and is out a while.  This could hurt.  Alfonso has never been real “tough” and he doesn’t like to play through pain.  Could be a long year Cub fans.
• Jose Ascanio got jacked up in the face during a robbery attempt.
• Mark Derosa having heart issues.  We wish Mark all the best.  Even we wouldn’t joke about a serious matter like this.
• And the best of all – Felix Pie has been out for a few games due to a twisted testicle.  How in the world do you get a twisted testicle?  And how bad would that hurt? I never want to find out.