So did you Cub haters see that crap last night?  What a classless little jerk Soriano has become.  He hits a grandslam in the 3th inning or whatever, and instead of being classy and simply running around the bases, he does some stupid point.  Puts his hand over his face and does some terrible Michael Jackson impression.  Completely shows up the Astros pitcher and entire Astros team for that matter.  If I were Roy Oswalt I would plunk that dude so hard on his first at bat.  Give him some chin music and make him think.  What’s even worse is this dude has been terrible.  Soriano has never lived up to the expectations he had when the Cubs signed him for bagillions of dollars.

So did anyone see that?  I need some youtube of it if anyone can find it.  We’ll post it!  So anyone think we could see some fireworks tonight in Chicago?  I could see Soriano getting plunked and I hope he does!  Step up Oswalt!

We can admit when we make mistakes.  Lately we have been slacking on the Cub hating around here and the “hatorade” has been very very low.  Well, we’ll take the blame for the Cubs recent winning ways.  But it’s time for that to STOP!  The Cubs suck!  We all know it.  They moved into first place for a day and all I hear is Cub fans making remarks like:

• Cardinal fans are on suicide watch.
• We are the best team in baseball…
• LOCK to win the NL Central now.
• We have played horrible baseball, everyone hurt, and we are STILL in 1st.

You know what… Screw all that.  Even if the Cubs do still win the NL Central (which they won’t), they can just lose 4 straight in the playoffs again and make it 0-12 in the last 3 playoff appearances.  I’m not sure which is worse.  Just start losing, don’t make the playoffs, and save yourselves the embarrassment.  As for you Cub fans who are taunting about your lovable losers.  Enjoy your time in 1st cause it could be short lived.  Let’s go Astros!

The Cubs travel to Houston to lose to the Astros in a small 2 game series.  After Lincecum dominated them last night, they stay in 3rd place and 2.5 out of first.  The Astros are about ready to put a beat down on the little bears though.  Astros fans?  You out there?

In other news… Is Errormiss ever going to be healthy?  Zambdumbo goes on the 15 day DL – UH OH.  It’s going to be a long long year for you Cubby fans.  Hey Houston what do you say, the Cubs are gonna lose today!