Cardinals and Cubs at the Dump

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Once again the Cardinals and Cubs are set to square off at Wrigley Field.  You think the Cubs have the bad taste of a Redbird sweep out of their mouth yet?  That’s exactly what happened the last series these two played – so let’s expect much of the same.

Friday – Carpenter @ Harden: Cardinals win here.  Carpenter is dominating and the Cubs just plain can’t hit.  Harden has been less than stellar this year so expect a Redbird victory.

Saturday – Thompson @ Lilly: The LONE Cubbie All-Star is facing off against the worst Cardinal started.  You SHOULD win a game here Cub fans… Enjoy it.

Sunday Game 1 – Wainwright @ Wells: AW has been lights out lately.  Sure Wells has been getting a few wins but I expect the offense to go and hide against Wainwright.  Cardinals win.

Sunday Game 2 – Lohse @ Zambrano: Should be a fun one and this is where the real fun begins for us Cub haters.  We love seeing Zambrano implode and I expect the Cardinals offense to hit him hard.  Pujols will be gearing up for the HR Derby on Monday and take Zambrano yard, not once, but twice.  I could even see a 6-6 game going into the 9th only to see the Cubbie bullpen suck it up.

There you have it.  Want to hear your thoughts on this series.  By the way, anyone going to the all-star weekend?

Cardinals Sweeeeep Cubs

It’s not a good day Cub fans.  How’s it feel to get swept in St. Louis?  Ouch!  This picture says it all…

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You think anyone is singing in Chicago tonight?  Hey Chicago what do you say?  They Cubs are gonna LOSE today!

At least they scored 1…

Woooohoooo!  The Cubs managed to score a run yesterday, making it a total of ONE run, over the last two games at St. Louis.  I’m pretty sure this is the scene around Busch Stadium this week.

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So the Cardinals are dominating the Cubs.  No surprise.  But can they get the sweep tonight?  Look for MVPujols to do some damage tonight and make the Cubbies suffer through a sweep.

A Sweep-tastic Day

What a great day at the ballpark yesterday.  As we said the day before, Pujols is still God.  He hit a grandslam late in the game to give the Cardinals an 8-1 win!  The Cubs just ARE NOT THAT GOOD!  They can’t hit, their bullpen sucks, and the starting pitching is not living up to the “hype”.  How sad, check out the scene outside of the stadium last night after the Cardinals waxing of the lovable losers.

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So now the Chubs are trying to avoid a sweep to the first place Cardinals.  Harden @ Wellemeyer is the matchup this afternoon.  Expect much of the same as we’ve seen the first two days and for the Redbirds to complete the…

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Where are all the Cub faithful?  The sheep just aren’t out in flocks right now which brings up my point from the other day on Twitter.  When does it just become NOT FUN anymore picking on this team because they are just plain bad.  At some point they almost become laughable and not worth the jokes.  Cub fans… It’s MELTING!!!!!!!!

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Introducing your 4th place Cubbies

Boo Cubs Boo, Boo Cubs Boo, Hey Chicago what do ya say… The Cubs are gonna LOSE today!

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How about them Chubbies.  I’d say it was not a good night for them.  First, the Cardinals take it to them winning 4-3 and moving 3 games ahead of the lovable losers.  Secondly, Marmol goes down with a bum knee and Aramis goes down with some wuss injury.  UH OH.  Third, have you fans realized yet that your team CAN NOT HIT.  DLee sucks… Soto sucking… And on and on.

Well, yours truly is heading to STL tomorrow for the game.  I’ll be “tweeting” from my phone so you Cubs Suck junkies be sure to follow us on Twitter.  It’s quite amusing actually and it flatters me to see hundreds if not thousands of Cub haters across the nation jump on board the loser bandwagon.  Follow us here! Also, if you are at the game feel free to twitter us during the game… Would love to hear from you!

One last thing.  Albert Pujols is a God.  He does it all.  He mashes, he hits for average, he steals bases, saves runs in the field… Ultimate team player.  Cub players take note at how baseball is supposed to be played from THE MACHINE.

Marshall vs. Boggs tomorrow – Go Cardinals, Boo Cubs!