Apparently Carlos Zambrano, the “idiotic” pitcher from the Chicago Cubs has retired. He has cleaned out his locker and retired from the Cubs and baseball all together.

We don’t have a lot on this story yet. But it’s a perfect ending to this Cubs / Zambrano love hate relationship. Zambrano may come back and play for another team some day – but he sure won’t play for the Cubs again.

Cubs Suck and always will. More to come on this story about Carlos Zambrano retiring soon.

We all know Carlos Zambrano is an absolute nut case. But you know it’s bad when Vegas and the online sportsbooks are releasing odds on Zambranos next moves. Hilarious! Cub haters may want to take a minute and place a few bets on Carlos Zambrano being an idiot. Some of these seem like easy money. Check out the Carlos Zambrano Odds here:

What’s next for Zambrano:

• Traded (to white sox or field) 5/2
• Retires 10/1
• Enters rehab 6/5
• Arrested 5/1
• Seeks therapy 3/2
• Gives up a home-run or grand slam in next game pitched 20/1

Amount of weight he gains by end of season:

• 5-10.9 lbs 3/1
• 11-14.9 lbs 2/1
• 15-19.9 lbs 3/1
• 20-24.9 lbs 4/1
• 25-34.9 lbs 7/1
• 35-44.5 lbs 8/1
• 45-59.9 lbs 10/1
• Over 60 lbs 5/1

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Who cares that the Cubs finally won a legit game yesterday.  That doesn’t matter.  I’m sure you all saw the Carlos Zambdumbo tirade after the umpire called a guy safe at home.  Zambrano freaked out, getting into the umpires face and arguing.  It didn’t take long for Big Z to get tossed but then the fun began.  This moron goes on to throw gloves, whip balls towards the outfield wall, imitate throwing out the umpire right back in his face, and best of all…. He smashed the crap out of the poor gatorade machine in the Cubs dugout.  Seriously, this man has some built up agression.  We are sorry your Cubs suck BigZ… But don’t take it out on the poor gatorade machine.  Check out some of these classic pictures of the tirade.

Lol… This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while from the Chubs.  This pictures explains it all.  Zambrano and Sweet Lou just looking like the world is going to end.

Cub fans… It’s all starting to meltdown.  Zambrano will surely get hit with a suspension for this childish behavior.  Just another day in the life of being a Cub.

Just face it BigZ. You are and always will be a CUB!

Are you serious Cub fans?  Having a little fun at Zambrano’s expense is always a good thing.  But what the Hell is this coming from Cubs Fun????