Cubs Tell Pujols He Doesn’t Have to Work in the Fall
This is one of my all-time favorite Cubs Suck cartoon images. Thanks to whoever sent it to me and a special thanks to whoever created it!
Jim Hendry Fired as Cubs GM – About Time
It’s about time that Jim Hendry (The GM of the Cubs Suck) got fired! The announcement came out today that Jim Hendry is done as the Cubs GM. So what does this mean Cub fans or haters? Will the Cubs be contenders in 2012 under new general manager leadership? Who will the replacement Cubs GM be? See ya Jim Hendry. As a Cub Hater we all hate to see you go!
Carlos Zambrano Retires from the Cubs – and Baseball
Apparently Carlos Zambrano, the “idiotic” pitcher from the Chicago Cubs has retired. He has cleaned out his locker and retired from the Cubs and baseball all together.
We don’t have a lot on this story yet. But it’s a perfect ending to this Cubs / Zambrano love hate relationship. Zambrano may come back and play for another team some day – but he sure won’t play for the Cubs again.
Cubs Suck and always will. More to come on this story about Carlos Zambrano retiring soon.
Sale of Beer BANNED at Wrigley Field
Did you hear that Major League Baseball has banned the sale of beer at Wrigley Field this year?
Yeah it’s because the Cubs lost their opener!
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Cubs Are the Biggest Joke on April Fools Opening Day
Was it a coincidence that Major League Baseball scheduled the Chicago Cubs opening day on APRIL FOOLS DAY? I don’t think so. The most laughable team in the entire league opened up at home against the “expected” worst team in baseball – Pittsburgh Pirates. And in typical CUBBIE fashion – they got beatdown by the Pirates. 6-3 was the final score… You Cub fans wish this was an April Fools Day joke but it’s not. They did. Really. Lose to the Pirates on Opening Day. YIKES.
So 2011 could be another terrible year for the Cubs. P.S. – they are losing again today 3-0 to the Pirates. HAHA. 0-162 a legit possibility?
CUBS SUCK!!! Thanks for reading!
