The following Cubs Suck joke was sent to us via Facebook.

A guy gets married and is waiting for his wife on his honeymoon. She walks out of the bathroom in a flimsy little lingerie and says, “Now be gentle, I’m a virgin.” The guy says, “I’m your fourth husband….how can you be a virgin?” The woman says, “Well, my first husband turned out to be gay and he wouldn’t do it. My second husband was an acoholic and he couldn’t do it. And my third husband was a Cub fan. He kept saying, ‘Wait till next year…wait till next year!’

Check out this hilarious “Cubs Suck” related video done by the Heckler.  This is classic!!!

It’s about time that Jim Hendry (The GM of the Cubs Suck) got fired!  The announcement came out today that Jim Hendry is done as the Cubs GM.  So what does this mean Cub fans or haters?  Will the Cubs be contenders in 2012 under new general manager leadership?  Who will the replacement Cubs GM be?  See ya Jim Hendry. As a Cub Hater we all hate to see you go!

Apparently Carlos Zambrano, the “idiotic” pitcher from the Chicago Cubs has retired. He has cleaned out his locker and retired from the Cubs and baseball all together.

We don’t have a lot on this story yet. But it’s a perfect ending to this Cubs / Zambrano love hate relationship. Zambrano may come back and play for another team some day – but he sure won’t play for the Cubs again.

Cubs Suck and always will. More to come on this story about Carlos Zambrano retiring soon.

I have no idea why this video is hilarious to me. It’s simple in nature but hilarious in concept. Enjoy and thanks for posting this on our Facebook fan page Cub haters!