We’re singing the Cubs Suck, the Cubs Blow – Hey Chicago, what do ya say, the Cubs are going to Fly the L today! Last night confirmed what we already knew. The Chicago Cubs Suck, and are the worst team in the city. After scoring a run in the first and the...
Ah! The sounds of summer! The crack of the bat, the obnoxious sounds of Cub fans, and singing Hey Chicago, what do ya say, let’s Fly the L today! The losers of summer are back in the North side of Chicago, and the 2020 schedule has been released. Of course, Cub...
Do the Cubs really want to play baseball? Why go through the embarrassment of the 2020 season? We all know Wrigley Field is there for ONE reason and ONE reason only.. For people to drink overpriced, disgusting beer. There just happens to be baseball played there (not...
Ahhhhh yes! Cubs Suck Season is back! We absolutely missed picking on those pathetic, sad losers known as the Chicago Cubs. We are ready for yet another completely epic failure of a season that includes seeing the crying, drunk faces of all those Cub fans in the...
In a cute turn of events, David Ross – the new puppet – errr – manager of the Chicago Cubs met with the media yesterday. Of course, all the things he said, most of them didn’t make any sense, but the cutest part was the puppet, errr manager...
