The following Cubs Suck joke was sent to us via Facebook.
A guy gets married and is waiting for his wife on his honeymoon. She walks out of the bathroom in a flimsy little lingerie and says, “Now be gentle, I’m a virgin.” The guy says, “I’m your fourth husband….how can you be a virgin?” The woman says, “Well, my first husband turned out to be gay and he wouldn’t do it. My second husband was an acoholic and he couldn’t do it. And my third husband was a Cub fan. He kept saying, ‘Wait till next year…wait till next year!’
It’s about time that Jim Hendry (The GM of the Cubs Suck) got fired! The announcement came out today that Jim Hendry is done as the Cubs GM. So what does this mean Cub fans or haters? Will the Cubs be contenders in 2012 under new general manager leadership? Who will the replacement Cubs GM be? See ya Jim Hendry. As a Cub Hater we all hate to see you go!
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Master Image Gallery
We have recently updated our Cubs Suck Club Master Image Gallery. This is the largest, best and most complete photo gallery of CUBS SUCK IMAGES anywhere. We continue to add to this image gallery on a daily basis so check it out anytime.
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NEW - It was brought to my attention that we never even communicated to you website readers that we now have a Facebook Page, Facebook Group and a Twitter account. Please use these avenues to talk some CUBBIE SMACK and spread the word about Cubs Suck Club.
Cubs Suck Gear
Cubs Still Suck Gear - shirts, mugs, beverage holders. High quality at a low price!