Cubs Joke: Guy and Virgin Girl Get Married

The following Cubs Suck joke was sent to us via Facebook.

A guy gets married and is waiting for his wife on his honeymoon. She walks out of the bathroom in a flimsy little lingerie and says, “Now be gentle, I’m a virgin.” The guy says, “I’m your fourth husband….how can you be a virgin?” The woman says, “Well, my first husband turned out to be gay and he wouldn’t do it. My second husband was an acoholic and he couldn’t do it. And my third husband was a Cub fan. He kept saying, ‘Wait till next year…wait till next year!’

Cubs Tell Pujols He Doesn’t Have to Work in the Fall

This is one of my all-time favorite Cubs Suck cartoon images. Thanks to whoever sent it to me and a special thanks to whoever created it!

Cubs Suck Video of the Day

Check out this hilarious “Cubs Suck” related video done by the Heckler.  This is classic!!!

Jim Hendry Fired as Cubs GM – About Time

It’s about time that Jim Hendry (The GM of the Cubs Suck) got fired!  The announcement came out today that Jim Hendry is done as the Cubs GM.  So what does this mean Cub fans or haters?  Will the Cubs be contenders in 2012 under new general manager leadership?  Who will the replacement Cubs GM be?  See ya Jim Hendry. As a Cub Hater we all hate to see you go!

Cubs Suck Cartoon – Home and Away

Check out the awesome Cubs Suck cartoon done by Steve Sicula: