Happy Cyber Monday! We get it. At this point, you are tired of the emails, and have probably run completely out of money… But, you can’t forget – the Cubs still SUCK in December, and definitely at Christmas. Need a gag gift for that sweetheart Cub...
Just when you thought the Chicago Cubs could not be anymore incredibly stupid….. They hire David Ross as their next manager. Yes, David Ross. THAT, David Ross. That guy that finished his career with a sub .230 batting average, and just over 100 home runs in...
Here’s to you, Joe Maddon. We have to give you a little credit here. As much of a little garden gnome troll you are; we respect you. You were the ONE guy to make this dumpster fire organization known as the Chicago Cubs relevant. Here’s to you, Joe Maddon....
Turn out the lights…. The party is over…. Not that anyone was watching baseball anyways at Wrigley Field, but the party is over. The Cubs are DEAD! The “dynasty” is over. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Cubs are missing out on the playoffs. YA HATE TO...
Okay, Cubs Suck fans. The time has come. The Cubs Choke time has arrived. Two weeks left in the season, and the Cubs are a game up on a playoff spot. The Pittsburgh Pirates completely bent over for them, but now it’s time to start flying the L early and often....
