I know this is back in the day but don’t think it’s ever been posted here. The superstitious Chicago Cubs summon Greek Orthodox priest Reverend Father James L. Greanias of St. Iakovos Church in Valparaiso, Indiana to exorcise the Cubs dugout before Game 1 of the NLDS. Cubs are swept by L.A. immediately, leading all to wonder if he cursed them instead

Already?  A bit premature huh.  You are the Cubs.  Everything you do is cursed.  Don’t do this.  Quit dreaming and realize that you are NOT going to the World Series.  I know, I know, you are big favorites and everyone in the world things you are.  Anything short of the World Series is suckiness for this team – but it’s just not gonna happen.  Cubbies are already lookin past the ‘lowly’ Dodgers onto round 2.  Watch out.  Manny can bite ya!