Cubs Joke: Guy and Virgin Girl Get Married

The following Cubs Suck joke was sent to us via Facebook.

A guy gets married and is waiting for his wife on his honeymoon. She walks out of the bathroom in a flimsy little lingerie and says, “Now be gentle, I’m a virgin.” The guy says, “I’m your fourth husband….how can you be a virgin?” The woman says, “Well, my first husband turned out to be gay and he wouldn’t do it. My second husband was an acoholic and he couldn’t do it. And my third husband was a Cub fan. He kept saying, ‘Wait till next year…wait till next year!’

2011 Cubs Season Timeline


Picture courtesy of The Cub Reporter

 

Cubs Fans Blame Everything on the Curse

This photograph is a classic.  Cubs fans truly do blame everything on the curse these days.

Cubs Campaign “It’s a Way of Life”

Have any of you seen the new Cubs “It’s a Way of Life” ad campaign they are running.  They feature the “W” flag and claim that this is a new year.  Well, one of our favorite sites, The Windy Citizen put together some awesome pictures that fit right up our alley.  We will display a few of them below but be sure to check out their blog post for the original artwork.

Great work Windy Citizen and let’s keep the Cubby hating alive!!!

Hi, I’m a Cubs Fan – Cartoon

This hilarious cartoon is courtesy of the SunTimes online.  Thanks to Dan for sending this to us.  Enjoy!

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